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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by angelo5uk(m): 6:26pm On May 31, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


You are an iliterate

Where in the Christian book is it stated that one won't make heaven for eating Titus fish and vitamin c? Shouldn't that tell you that the woman is a scam that has nothing to do with Christianity?

But your hate for God won't allow you reason.

Same way Boko Haram has nothing to do with Islam
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by NPComplete: 6:27pm On May 31, 2019
tydi:


Bro.. Shut up.. That uncle don murder you.. Na pic were go fit your obituary I der browser for

Use the one wey dem use for your papa obituary na.
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by NPComplete: 6:28pm On May 31, 2019
deltateam:


You sound so pathetic.

Did I touch a nerve? You sound like u want to cry cheesy

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Nobody: 6:28pm On May 31, 2019
Wetin eja tutu do this aunty again
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by tydi(m): 6:30pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Use the one wey dem use for your papa obituary na.


Hahahahahahahah.. My papa still der alive nah.. But that bros don murder you nah
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by tydi(m): 6:30pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Use the one wey dem use for your papa obituary na.


Hahahahahahahah.. My papa still der alive nah.. But that bros don murder you nah
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Bbbwings: 6:30pm On May 31, 2019
Zombicmodz:
Who remembers Queen of the Coast sardines from the 1980s... ?

But about that vitamin C though... Lol !
Hmm
She sure lived through the eighties.
Maybe she is right after all
grin grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Nobody: 6:32pm On May 31, 2019
I get what she's saying, though it's a bit far-fetched, I think.

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by selemo: 6:33pm On May 31, 2019
Another BLACK MONKEY theory grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Zombicmodz: 6:33pm On May 31, 2019
Bbbwings:

Hmm
She sure lived through the eighties.
Maybe she is right after all
grin grin cheesy cheesy

Haha...don't let them come for u..
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by tydi(m): 6:33pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


U sure? E be like say u no sure. Go check well... Na only dead goat pikin dey talk like this lol


E be like say that bros follow invent fatality for mortal kombat..


Oya come follow me make we ask am first
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by mozona(m): 6:36pm On May 31, 2019
hmm.. God help us ooh
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Briller: 6:37pm On May 31, 2019
You see my point? This one has run out of fake prophecies and is just saying something to keep her sheepies busy and attracted to her
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by tydi(m): 6:37pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Oh u don change mouth? I think say u be Sabi talk before? U don taya? Lol

We pass Una anyday. Una fit plenty like water o. But sense wey dey our head pass Una own hundred times.


What's this one saying..

You sure say you complete so?

Abi your brain don travel

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by TheBoss4real(m): 6:38pm On May 31, 2019
from a confused fellow
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by dabiton: 6:40pm On May 31, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
A female preacher has stated that people who take vitamin C and eat Titus fish won’t make heaven.

The woman made this known in front of her congregation while delivering a sermon.

According to her, vitamin C (ascorbic acid) and Titus fish are gotten from the deep sea which is marine kingdom, and people who take such need deliverance before they can make heaven.

She said more which can only be heard in the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL7EpzOh7bI

https://www.kemifilani.com/2019/05/you-cant-make-heaven-if-you-take-vitamin-c-and-eat-titus-fish-preacher.html


Mumu preacher!
Vitamin C wey yapa for inside all fruits?
See real sheeple for here ooo
On judgement day, I refuse to believe that my diet will be called to question.
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by tydi(m): 6:42pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Another stupid post by our resident möron. I like how the insult I used got to u so hard u decided to stay on the thread and spew trash.

You're a slowpoke to have thought insults would get to me at this my level in life..

I don't throw jab more reason I kept shut so you could swim in your low life

On the second thought.. Have you eaten today?
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by LamidicownuBSS: 6:42pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Look at this môron calling his uncle an illiterate. Are the people in the video not fellow idiots like u?
So because u don't agree with this stupid claim they make but agree with all other stupid claims, we should set u apart as some sort of paragon of Christianity and not just another mindless adherent of a religion filled with nincompoops? Lol.

Christian morons making fun of other Christian morons lol.

Fuckery upon fuckery, saith the preacher; all is fuckery.

I no blame U. I blame the admin for making Christian treat free while muselem treat would be protected

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Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by sleek82(m): 6:42pm On May 31, 2019
Zombicmodz:
Who remembers Queen of the Coast sardines from the 1980s... ?

But about that vitamin C though... Lol !
but she said "titus", the fish in titus is a mackerel, it's even different from sardines.
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by asahnwaKC: 6:42pm On May 31, 2019
And to do the deliverance...you must sow seeds...... grin grin
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by ufuosman(m): 6:44pm On May 31, 2019
Somebody should ask her who create d fish
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Zombicmodz: 6:45pm On May 31, 2019
sleek82:
but she said "titus", the fish in titus is a mackerel, it's even different from sardines.

Really ?

Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by winterfell007(m): 6:45pm On May 31, 2019
NPComplete:


Look at this môron calling his uncle an illiterate. Are the people in the video not fellow idiots like u?
So because u don't agree with this stupid claim the prophetess made but agree with all other stupid claims, we should set u apart as some sort of paragon of Christianity and not just another mindless adherent of a religion filled with nincompoops? Lol.

Christian morons making fun of other Christian morons lol.

Fuckery upon fuckery, saith the preacher; all is fuckery.

cheesy cheesy grin grin grin. This really savage lol!!! So much for being a Christian
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Augiiee(m): 6:46pm On May 31, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


Comedy Zone


grin
She looks hungry, so I won't blame her
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Chapence: 6:49pm On May 31, 2019
Lol Lmao Lmfao Lwkmd.
Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by Btruth: 6:53pm On May 31, 2019
sukerefakere:
I don't care because religion is a SCAM
Edit:
What about CatFish??

Very Useless set of people.


If you quote me ehn
.....don't mind her. What about any fish?

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