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eelbay:
Nobody should listen to this guy..
Your close ones might be be on this forum too. But I am pretty sure you don't care.
You are very wicked.

aaaaabbbbbccccc:
I hope you can read & comprehend well. The excess of my comment is to educate. You can see a disclaimer too. You called me wicked. Lol did you see me force sniper on someone’s throat.

tydi:
The writer must be a sniper p. R. O writing to save up the ass of his company because the government is about to put a ban on them... Lol


Modified :some people will read this piece and still go ahead to drink it.

Kenedy16:
Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.
Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate
compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria
Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill
yourself, this is what will happen to you....
1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as
forced tears escapes from its reservoir
2. You will have serious discharges from your
nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over
these happenings now.
3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold
unto your head and scream like it wants to
explode..
4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making
sure that your body have lost control over it.
5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming
through all your senses, as saliva pours out from
your mouth like a slow, mini river.
6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and
you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be
relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for
taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish
it's job.
7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit
all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation,
your blood pressure will go down low,
convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of
you through the shutting down of your lungs and
kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.
The last thing that will die in you, is your brain
that will take in every information before shutting
down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the
pained ghost.
That's why they will meet you when you are dead,
with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your
underwear, your body twisted in a strange position
as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and
they will observe the signs of struggle in the room
you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls,
tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to
quail the killing pain.. some run off from their
houses,screaming for people to help them, that
they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the
hospital.
If you are lucky, your system could be flushed
when it has not shut down everything, but you will
never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will
die on your way to the hospital, or in the
hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial
record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts
down, is "regrets".
You can see, it's not an easy death.
Should in case you are among those, waiting on
queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come
back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that
100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a
gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that
sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly
devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your
organs one by one in a tearing order.
It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not
to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you
anticipated, not sniper.
If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices,
while you think your way out. Suicide is not a
joke.
Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror,
will force you to beg for your life back, but it will
scream back at you from your system, to let it do
its job.
It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled,
regrettable death...
Why don't you use that strength of fighting a
painful death, and fight your way out to live?
You can see that suicide is more painful than
depression.
You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called
sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

newdawn2017:
U re Satan, u re encouraging sucude u wicked & demonic animal.

alexmakaay:
Please I request your permission to repost it on my FB wall. your rights reserved.

newdawn2017:
U re Satan, u re encouraging sucude u wicked & demonic animal.

PETCOKE:
Good point,

But the pains of depression are worse than sniper, when waking up everyday seems like a death sentence...when the future looks bleak and life seems empty

You can keep on preaching on the pains of suicide but it doesn't change anything, thinking about it, the pains of sniper lasts for about an hour or two max and it stops, but the pains of depression can last for a life time!

The best you can do is to be your brother's keeper. Start with people around you... Watch out for signs, always be there for them, try to understand how they feel, talk to them (DON'T JUDGE) and most importantly SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP!

trueking:
The writer just wants to sound knowledgeable, but trust me all what is written there is total poo.

not encouraging suicide though,

God can get you out of any, I repeat any negative situation you find yourself, even if you placed yourself there by ignorance he will still get you out, if you cry to him.

Joystark:
Sheyb Sniper is supposed to be an insecticide??

Can they remover whatever makes it lethal to humans

At least, limit it's harmfulness to only animals

Greatzeus:
True talk esp about being one's brother's keeper,true talk,God bless you for the message.

OgaVoltron:
Most of those who committed suicides the painful way regretted it at the last minute. The body,mind & spirit power is doubled at the moment life wants to leave a body,it fights back quite violently. Pains will be intensified. Imagine being torn between life & death?. Same way 99% of people will kill when the chips are down & their life is at stake. Forget all that hubris most of you hide behind. Creepyblackpool come tell them.

Someone up there is saying after all...what's an hour or two writhing in mortal pain
It ain't worth 50 years of depression!. See the ones screaming its all hogwash..na wa o..go drink acid na,see if the results won't be worse than that portrayed. If you wan die better make it swift/painless or you WILL REGRET IT

Joystark:
Sheyb Sniper is supposed to be an insecticide??

Can they remover whatever makes it lethal to humans

At least, limit it's harmfulness to only animals

Kenedy16:
Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.
Ok...sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate
compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria
Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill
yourself, this is what will happen to you....
1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as
forced tears escapes from its reservoir
2. You will have serious discharges from your
nose...oh, it's late, you will have no control over
these happenings now.
3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold
unto your head and scream like it wants to
explode..
4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making
sure that your body have lost control over it.
5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming
through all your senses, as saliva pours out from
your mouth like a slow, mini river.
6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and
you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be
relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for
taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah...sniper must finish
it's job.
7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit
all over yourself ...sweating ,muscle fasciculation,
your blood pressure will go down low,
convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of
you through the shutting down of your lungs and
kidney....cardiac arrest will aid your departure.
The last thing that will die in you, is your brain
that will take in every information before shutting
down. It will allow you watch yourself, give up the
pained ghost.
That's why they will meet you when you are dead,
with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your
underwear, your body twisted in a strange position
as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and
they will observe the signs of struggle in the room
you took the sniper...cos you will climb the walls,
tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to
quail the killing pain.. some run off from their
houses,screaming for people to help them, that
they drank sniper, that's how they ended up in the
hospital.
If you are lucky, your system could be flushed
when it has not shut down everything, but you will
never remain the same, if you are unlucky, you will
die on your way to the hospital, or in the
hospital...but in your dead eyes, the last memorial
record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts
down, is "regrets".
You can see, it's not an easy death.
Should in case you are among those, waiting on
queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come
back to tell you their experiences with sniper...that
100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a
gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that
sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly
devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your
organs one by one in a tearing order.
It's only a bullet to your head, measured well, not
to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you
anticipated, not sniper.
If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices,
while you think your way out. Suicide is not a
joke.
Sniper will make you see your ear without mirror,
will force you to beg for your life back, but it will
scream back at you from your system, to let it do
its job.
It will give you a slow, dragged, struggled,
regrettable death...
Why don't you use that strength of fighting a
painful death, and fight your way out to live?
You can see that suicide is more painful than
depression.
You don't wanna mess with that insecticide called
sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

aaaaabbbbbccccc:
Lol... is this to convince people not to drink sniper. For potential people that will love to drink that deadly thing. All what is written up there will only last for minutes, so the pain won’t be for a long time. To kill oneself is hard. I think the most painless way to die is using carbon monoxide. You can google search to check for the best method to apply the use of CO to cause a painless death. (Disclaimer: I’m not encouraging suicide)

DavidEsq:
What is SUCUDE? How is it pronounced? /Sukudei/?
Sounds like a Swahili dance or derivative of fura abi kunu sef
Pls tell us what it is.

DavidEsq:
What is SUCUDE? How is it pronounced? /Sukudei/?
Sounds like a Swahili dance or derivative of fura abi kunu sef
Pls tell us what it is.

AnusOdourInhaler:
No. He's giving out knowledge

newdawn2017:
May u be unfortunate.

Greatzeus:
Your comment is completely senseless and out of tune with the above discussion. Maybe it's hunger or even sign of depression