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Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 1:28am On Jun 13, 2019
dj5naira:
Here a 'lean guard vs Fat Man Scoopy!'/ in the goddamn city/
I laugh n obliterate W to bits, I'm the Joker in this Batman movie/

....cos tis a 'mismatch!'/ lost then, losin' now, like a rematch/
whate'er ur team line up can't alter the outcome, its a fixed match!!/

Watch her squint, urmmm/ dis bro sucked ur sis even his dad didnt mum/
Chewed on dat pussy cos d “center fresh” like “mint gum!!”/

Lots fly o'er ur head ...bird, plane, wordplay, flicks/
last mth proved a novice that just bears a gay nick/
You never seen “A gent smit” punch with “more force” before, ...yu were “Neo” to the “maytricks!!!”/

Waltz misbehaved, now he's scattered/ like unshavened Rasta/
Gat nothin' on me, so he 'wash my dirty linen in public' as slave to his master/

You be needin' a miracle duh/ than the comeback @ ISTANBUL or.../
Your lines won't be ORIGI-nal takin' tips from d LIVERPOOL sub/

I'm tired, havin' floored the goner/ who dared the scholar/
They form two lines to clap DJ onto stage as the Champ yawns like guard of honour/

Ma nigga don suffer/ heavy tokunbo HP wey hin buy fo Marina wan fall am/
as e dey press keyboard hear d sound of hin lappy, Chi! Chi! .....La Liga topscorer/

My Guy ��❤️
Re: Flow For Rank by vermaniace(m): 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2019
Wadewaltz:


Take heart,for how long will everybody continue to snub you undecided

Who dares to brawl, question or tackle a lawd?
Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2019
Dj becareful how ur fingers be typing at the words
Cus it's more like a prayer request
And y'ur talking to a God
Dis PUSSY churning out while niggas COCKing up a gun
One more of your Cerebral Defects
Padlock in socks swinging.......
And I'm SLOCKing at ur bros
Guilletines with losed Hinges
With the sun beam on the Excalibur,gleaming
With my standard-bearer carrying a cross
With u nailed on the top
I cross d Hadrian Wall
To show the Britons.....
"You guys should colonize the parents of this boy"
When he started Flying lame Batman Punchlines
I started formulating His KILLING....Making K the constant
Before Joshua did,I was holding back the sun
Cus I knew Efemena(Dj5naira's real name) was coming to the world
So black and ugly,Day and Night-time got into a brawl
This boy is a community project
His mom was stealing sperm like she and Linda dey contest
I'm confused like "Which Gun?"
Now,I'm like a clock with hands moving round figures
9's,4's sure enough,Dj will die ofcourse

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Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2019
vermaniace:

Who dares to brawl, question or tackle a lawd?
Sssshhhhhh! Kip qwayet!
Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 6:50pm On Jun 19, 2019
Wadewaltz and Dj5naira just shut up!,wack doodles
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jun 19, 2019
Jcole1985:
Wadewaltz and Dj5naira just shut up!,wack doodles
Battle?

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Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 6:53pm On Jun 19, 2019
raptex:
Battle?
Go home kid!

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jun 19, 2019
Jcole1985:

Go home kid!

Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:04pm On Jun 19, 2019
[quote author=raptex post=79487824][/quote]
Iffa slap u now nkor?
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jun 19, 2019
Jcole1985:


Iffa slap u now nkor?
Nigga, stop this dumb shii . You up for a battle or nah?
Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:19pm On Jun 19, 2019
raptex:
Nigga, stop this dumb shii . You up for a battle or nah?

Prove yourself deserving of my time
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jun 19, 2019
Jcole1985:


Prove yourself deserving of my time
Stop hypin' yaself and drop some bars already!angry

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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 9:39pm On Jun 19, 2019
Jcole1985:
Wadewaltz and Dj5naira just shut up!,wack doodles

Your post is not my command.
Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:54pm On Jun 21, 2019
As My pen touch part of my remaining notes.....Like knifing his cardio till he bled out sweat!

There ain't no heart of Davy Jones......Just 16 slugs on the dead man's Chest!

I drop Iron bars with Rough edges....Like cons with shanks targetting Cons not friendly

Let me paint you life's picture.....I'm kind of a crazy artiste with celestial features

A Van Gogh that points pistols in opposite direction!.....you know ur in my ward and it's Ceasar Nero's Jurisdiction

Ask the great Ibime if his Ijaw people still gat an extra net to borrow......Dj was told he was good and the fish swallowed.......Hook,line and Sinker,he made Jesus frown in convincing Peter to follow

If he was an Indian...Push the burnt dead weight into a river....I feel like Hannibal moving elephants across rivers

Talk of Rivers...I'm like a moving train,Ameachi didn't cut off my stripes...So I can end beef when I crush cows
Re: Flow For Rank by Testerfuze(m): 8:37pm On Jun 21, 2019
Wadewaltz:
As My pen touch part of my remaining notes.....Like knifing his cardio till he bled out sweat!

There ain't no heart of Davy Jones......Just 16 slugs on the dead man's Chest!

I drop Iron bars with Rough edges....Like cons with shanks targetting Cons not friendly

Let me paint you life's picture.....I'm kind of a crazy artiste with celestial features

A Van Gogh that points pistols in opposite direction!.....you know ur in my ward and it's Ceasar Nero's Jurisdiction

Ask the great Ibime if his Ijaw people still gat an extra net to borrow......Dj was told he was good and the fish swallowed.......Hook,line and Sinker,he made Jesus frown in convincing Peter to follow

If he was an Indian...Push the burnt dead weight into a river....I feel like Hannibal moving elephants across rivers

Talk of Rivers...I'm like a moving train,Ameachi didn't cut off my stripes...So I can end beef when I crush cows

Nigga you a killer!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2019
Testerfuze:

Nigga you a killer!!!!
Thanks man!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 4:37pm On Jun 26, 2019
Jcole1985:
Wadewaltz and Dj5naira just shut up!,wack doodles

Wack doodle?
Please ignore this bland cuckoo/
I make you beg for mercy when my dagger pass through you/
Watch me brutalise this HUNGRY MAN . . ffuck indomie SUPER PACK noodle/

This white liar/ ll get charred for tryna diss 5naira/
Call a mob to bring large tyres/ with flash lighters/ and ignite fire/ soon as they lay hands on 'Cole' like lignite miners!/

I mess up this dude/ cos what hes texting is poo/
Dumb mofo, he must have ironing problems if he says he got pressing issues/

Back in the day, Dj spit tight cyphers/ but it's fables you spit/ none of your lines get labelled as sick/
You ll get beaten till you're unstable and weak/
I might smash him on THOR'S DAY but my MONDAY hammer crush him in any day the week!/

Wonder why Coal is being cocky/
When he won't be as good as DJ even when he hits forty!/
We ve never seen this DJ, COPY
. . . . cos every line from DJ, EXCLUSIVE . . and it's not a naija disc jockey!/

So don't get real rocky/ before I deploy goons to lay you to waste/
. . when they locate his province, and storm COLE'S CITY . . . like invading ENUGU STATE!/

I read the written he's wrote/ nothing qualifies this nigga as dope/
After he's swift beheading, I ll drop his people a note/
. . cos he ll be decapitated at 'break neck speed' . . if we 'go at each other's throat'!/

Your girl is evil and callous/ she never fails when I invite that chick to my palace/ cos she enjoys how I ride her clit in my valance/ after she's done eating my phallus/
I slide the change towards her after payment, call that 'tipping the balance'!/

I blast this comical head/ my punch leave his optical red/
It's not 'Thorton Grhymes' . . but he ll come to a unstoppable end/
. . cos they ll send him on vacation and give J HOLIDAY as my jabs put him in hospital BED!/

This tropical weasel/ is floppy and feeble/ he ll soon get shot with an eagle/
. . posting Ibime's lines is the only time he pastes something that's lethal!/

I'm nice to the bone/ he better not test the guy on the throne/
Or I start start a violence that ll leave him with a 'massive battery' . . like Xaiomi phones!/

If this rubbish nigga/ claims a nice crib and he's ffucking richer/ I ll raid his home with forty clippers/ . . to cart every item 'Cole own' . . like a club in Bundesliga!/

This pathetic black/ will soon get murdered in a snappy attack/ for dissing Dj when he's own rapping is wack/
He got no approval, so the axe that I stack/ will split his spine in two, just to give him a 'part in the back'!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2019
mikuz:


Wack doodle?
Please ignore this bland cuckoo/
I make you beg for mercy when my dagger pass through you/
Watch me brutalise this HUNGRY MAN . . ffuck indomie SUPER PACK noodle/

This white liar/ ll get charred for tryna diss 5naira/
Call a mob to bring large tyres/ with flash lighters/ and ignite fire/ soon as they lay hands on 'Cole' like lignite miners!/

I mess up this dude/ cos what hes texting is poo/
Dumb mofo, he must have ironing problems if he says he got pressing issues/

Back in the day, Dj spit tight cyphers/ but it's fables you spit/ none of your lines get labelled as sick/
You ll get beaten till you're unstable and weak/
I might smash him on THOR'S DAY but my MONDAY hammer crush him in any day the week!/

Wonder why Coal is being cocky/
When he won't be as good as DJ even when he hits forty!/
We ve never seen this DJ, COPY
. . . . cos every line from DJ, EXCLUSIVE . . and it's not a naija disc jockey!/

So don't get real rocky/ before I deploy goons to lay you to waste/
. . when they locate his province, and storm COLE'S CITY . . . like invading ENUGU STATE!/

I read the written he's wrote/ nothing qualifies this nigga as dope/
After he's swift beheading, I ll drop his people a note/
. . cos he ll be decapitated at 'break neck speed' . . if we 'go at each other's throat'!/

Your girl is evil and callous/ she never fails when I invite that chick to my palace/ cos she enjoys how I ride her clit in my valance/ after she's done eating my phallus/
I slide the change towards her after payment, call that 'tipping the balance'!/

I blast this comical head/ my punch leave his optical red/
It's not 'Thorton Grhymes' . . but he ll come to a unstoppable end/
. . cos they ll send him on vacation and give J HOLIDAY as my jabs put him in hospital BED!/

This tropical weasel/ is floppy and feeble/ he ll soon get shot with an eagle/
. . posting Ibime's lines is the only time he pastes something that's lethal!/

I'm nice to the bone/ he better not test the guy on the throne/
Or I start start a violence that ll leave him with a 'massive battery' . . like Xaiomi phones!/

If this rubbish nigga/ claims a nice crib and he's ffucking richer/ I ll raid his home with forty clippers/ . . to cart every item 'Cole own' . . like a club in Bundesliga!/

This pathetic black/ will soon get murdered in a snappy attack/ for dissing Dj when he's own rapping is wack/
He got no approval, so the axe that I stack/ will split his spine in two, just to give him a 'part in the back'!/






Buratai-lity!!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:49pm On Jun 26, 2019
mikuz:


Wack doodle?
Please ignore this bland cuckoo/
I make you beg for mercy when my dagger pass through you/
Watch me brutalise this HUNGRY MAN . . ffuck indomie SUPER PACK noodle/

mikuz:
This white liar/ ll get charred for tryna diss 5naira/
Call a mob to bring large tyres/ with flash lighters/ and ignite fire/ soon as they lay hands on 'Cole' like lignite miners!/


mikuz:
Wonder why Coal is being cocky/
When he won't be as good as DJ even when he hits forty!/


mikuz:
So don't get real rocky/ before I deploy goons to lay you to waste/
. . when they locate his province, and storm COLE'S CITY . . . like invading ENUGU STATE!/


mikuz:
This tropical weasel/ is floppy and feeble/ he ll soon get shot with an eagle/
. . posting Ibime's lines is the only time he pastes something that's lethal!/

mikuz:
I'm nice to the bone/ he better not test the guy on the throne/
Or I start start a violence that ll leave him with a 'massive battery' . . like Xaiomi phones!/

mikuz:
If this rubbish nigga/ claims a nice crib and he's ffucking richer/ I ll raid his home with forty clippers/ . . to cart every item 'Cole own' . . like a club in Bundesliga!/

mikuz:
This pathetic black/ will soon get murdered in a snappy attack/ for dissing Dj when he's own rapping is wack/
He got no approval, so the axe that I stack/ will split his spine in two, just to give him a 'part in the back'!/







GEE~ZEUS CRY'ST.

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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 8:08pm On Jun 26, 2019
LOL
Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:45am On Jun 27, 2019
Strange seeing this handsome,poor fella,slim from eating grass..Brook,Lean finest!

Engage himself on my Deathrow records,his name written last...Gallows hymn to remind em

Let me tell you a little 'bout .40

a figure in mathematic

Figure of respect in street's logic

I place my order straight to buckingham palace....I order pizza from the queens dining

Rappers are prophet,right?,Im Jezebel,murder nig'ers for rhyming

Wen you think wit ur anus,I aint surprised about d brain fart

Kill niggas and their widows eat dicks in mourning,that's breakfast!

I bomb last...Who bomb first ,died first

Mikuz,what happened to Achebe of Rap?

He battled a femcee,Teddybiyasi.....And she used swords to cut through ur dome's circumference

Coogar sodomised mikuz with iron bars,straight on his ass

Not forgetting "Team Marya" pun.....Picture of Mikuz is the perfect meme for agbayas too

I would love to see Mikuz receive slugs on his ass...while doing the doggy style

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Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:49am On Jun 27, 2019
dj5naira:


Buratai-lity!!!

Côck sucking and dick-riding.Why didn't he come out for that Wadewaltz kid like he did for his wife!

#TEAM_MARYA_WORST_THING_EVER_WRITTEN_AS_PUN

#MIKUZ_ASHEBI_OF_RAP grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:52am On Jun 27, 2019
mikuz:
LOL
U just bite ur own dick angry I won't mercy your past
Re: Flow For Rank by Jcole1985(m): 7:54am On Jun 27, 2019
mikOOZ:
LOL
Check the moniker above grin
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 3:00pm On Jun 27, 2019
Jcole1985:
Strange seeing this handsome,poor fella,slim from eating grass..Brook,Lean finest!

Engage himself on my Deathrow records,his name written last...Gallows hymn to remind em

Let me tell you a little 'bout .40

a figure in mathematic

Figure of respect in street's logic

I place my order straight to buckingham palace....I order pizza from the queens dining

Rappers are prophet,right?,Im Jezebel,murder nig'ers for rhyming

Wen you think wit ur anus,I aint surprised about d brain fart

Kill niggas and their widows eat dicks in mourning,that's breakfast!

I bomb last...Who bomb first ,died first

Mikuz,what happened to Achebe of Rap?

He battled a femcee,Teddybiyasi.....And she used swords to cut through ur dome's circumference

Coogar sodomised mikuz with iron bars,straight on his ass

Not forgetting "Team Marya" pun.....Picture of Mikuz is the perfect meme for agbayas too

I would love to see Mikuz receive slugs on his ass...while doing the doggy style

WTF, This ninja is a joke!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 3:02pm On Jun 27, 2019
So much for the nigga dissing 5naira. Was that a rap verse or he just throwing tantrums.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 4:03pm On Jun 27, 2019
lipsrsealed
Re: Flow For Rank by JoeWendell: 8:57pm On Jun 27, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by LMandela(m): 8:52pm On Jun 30, 2019
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Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 2:14am On Jul 01, 2019
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Underneath these dark skies, man the herb is working
So many views, so many tools, what we've heard is worth it?
So many news, so many poos, and these verses worldly
Thoughts tainted by religion, and my verdict's worthless
Thank Men for poetry, that's something that is unchanging
Thank Men for the stories of the struggles they pass to young babies
Thank Men for the respect, privileges accorded to ladies
Thank Men for the insight, the midnight is sweetest but crazy
I know a God once, but do I thank him too?
Punishing millions for one sin, man I'm asking you
He got a piece, y'all ain't got beef, but he blasting you
Saying your parents hurt his feelings, now he after you
I read the Bible, too many inconsistencies
I'm a sinner, would be one until the brink of me exit
Then repent before I die, and all my sins are gone
It's like when you fall for religion, they rip off the senses
I understand religion, I know who the ghettos worship
The green, a God is whoever gets on Forbes list
The peace, the hood cuties, and the fûcking government
The men in red clothings, with the metals, four fifths
Close to your head, he decides who lives or dies
If he squeeze, you'll bleed, crucified like Jesus Christ
If he smacks you, you're cracked too, but you'll be just fine
But if he lets you go, he's a merciful God, and you'll be alright
I grew up looking for angels, I found a gang of guys
They say pray when you've got a problem, man that's a bad advise
I was on my knees instead of the streets, and a family dies
I founded peace in a piece, and in some handy nines
Men from Baghdad are my angels, make sure my coast is clear
Supernatural is natural, that has smoked and beered
And we step into your pagan hoods, and your homies fear
You think this all a metaphor? Ask your bro's instead

© Jigs Lionheart

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Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
Ooh this a visual blitzkrieg

Setting up fire to please Hades

Hang some niggas on stakes,re-enact A gothic act

Reading my scrolls and saying this is how the G.O.A.T crafts

Like the Quran,sending stones to those fagggss

Equipments for war in my room,Just imagine Iraq

AKs and magazines,waiting for Dj so it cracks

More weapons than the U.S army took to Vietnam

Jclone rapping like he read Nursery books for exams

I'm like the Puntzer,The world ain't seen a swift and elite team/Moving on feet....with planes above me,Bombadiers getting filled.......making Cities exit scenes

I just made this more bloody than the Elysian field/entering Mik's crib.....Bring another gun as the first jammed on click.

With my sharp gold slugs,I am armed to teeth

Ready to bite your arm to piece

Bloody like Drac'la's feast

No arm,seconds till he's dead but He wants an armistice

The news reporting that I Just killed KINGSLEY!

Mikuz and Dj5naira angry

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Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2019
Jcole1985 grin J for Joker

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