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.. by made4naijamusic(op): 9:07am On Jul 13, 2019*

Re: .. by made4naijamusic(op): 9:07am On Jul 13, 2019

Re: .. by Andersonjr(m): 9:12am On Jul 13, 2019

Wtf

Re: .. by emptor(m): 9:21am On Jul 13, 2019

Kidding?

Re: .. by Jakumo(m): 9:30am On Jul 13, 2019

Better suffer the light blows of an angry woman, than retaliate and find yourself with swollen lips crouched behind the counter of the local police station, totally dependent on Sgt. Dongoyaro for assistance in buying you 40 naira suya and bread to eat.

Say no to domestic violence, and men, if your better half is in a bad mood, you ALWAYS have the option to flee the house for some time, until the storm has blown over, when you can again sneak back to beg for mercy while remorsefully eating carpet as a much better punishment than would be the feared "awaiting trial" cell that awaits all who cannot curtail their own temper.

Re: .. by ceejayluv(m): 9:32am On Jul 13, 2019

Jakumo:
Better suffer the light blows of an angry woman, than retaliate and find yourself with swollen lips crouched behind the counter of the local police station, totally dependent on Sgt. Dongoyaro for assistance in buying you 40 naira suya and bread to eat.

Say no to domestic violence, and men, if your better half is in a bad mood, you ALWAYS have the option to flee the house for some time, until the storm has blown over, when you can again sneak back to beg for mercy while remorsefully eating carpet as a much better punishment than would be the feared "awaiting trial" cell that awaits all who cannot curtail their own temper.

In other words, keep yourself in emotional bondage?

Re: .. by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 15, 2019

Jakumo:
Better suffer the light blows of an angry woman, than retaliate and find yourself with swollen lips crouched behind the counter of the local police station, totally dependent on Sgt. Dongoyaro for assistance in buying you 40 naira suya and bread to eat.

Say no to domestic violence, and men, if your better half is in a bad mood, you ALWAYS have the option to flee the house for some time, until the storm has blown over, when you can again sneak back to beg for mercy while remorsefully eating carpet as a much better punishment than would be the feared "awaiting trial" cell that awaits all who cannot curtail their own temper.

I thought you liked em bald.

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