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GodWrites:
I've been on Nairaland since 2008. Though my online activity is yet to clock 2 weeks lol. I specifically made this monika for the religious section. Everyone has an alternate account. For you, you have hundreds of it

So, don't make it seem as if having a new monika is a sin

By the way, may Nairaland keep helping you out of depression. Without NL, wonder where you would have been..

Lol!

Please spare me the details for you have just proven that I was right about you.

If you like try to drag everyone down with you using your flimsy excuse because you've been caught in the act.

For not "everyone" has an alternate account as you falsely claim, and even some who do, you would yet be able to identify their alternate accounts like jesusjnr, jesusjnr2, jjresurrected etc.

But you sure have a hidden agenda for coming up
such a moniker that would be really hard to associate with your original moniker.

The more you comment, the more you expose familiar traits of someone I very well know. And of course if I survived on human approval as you did, I would not just been depressed as you are, but by now it would have gravitated to suicidal dimensions.

So please try to and learn how not to rely on something as fickle as people's approval for survival, but something permanent like God's approval as i do, for many have gone the suicide route because of that, and your life is worth far more the approvals of all humans on Earth.

God bless.

jesusjnr:
Lol!

Please spare me the details for you have just proven that I was right about you.

If you like try to drag everyone down with you using your flimsy excuse because you've been caught act. tour not "everyone" has an alternate account as you falsely claim, and even some who do, you would yet be able to identify their alternate accounts like jesusjnr, jesusjnr2, jjresurrected, etc.

But you sure have a hidden agenda for coming up
such a moniker that would be really hard to associate with your original moniker.

The more you comment, the more you expose familiar traits of someone I very well know. And of course if I survived on human approval as you did, I would not just be depressed as you are, but by now it would have gravitated to suicidal dimensions.

So please try to and learn how not to rely on something as fickle as people's approval for survival, but something permanent like God's approval as I do, for many have gone the suicide route because of that, and your life is worth far more the approvals of all humans on Earth.

God bless.

Caught in what? What evidence do you have? Can you lay them? You are hilarious man

Just so you know, I'm not very active here. Sometimes it takes a week to reply a mention. Whoever you are suspecting I am is somewhere laughing at your ass.

Admitting this is an alternate account doesn't mean I have engaged you before. But you are too noticeable in this section. You spend your whole life here!

But have in mind that I'm here and ever ready to whoop your ass whenever you misbehave. After all, I'm God. *wink

One tip of advice though, there is a life aside NL. Should I send the link?

GodWrites:
Caught in what? What evidence do you have? Can you lay them? You are hilarious man

Just so you know, I'm not very active here. Sometimes it takes a week to reply a mention. Whoever you are suspecting I am is somewhere laughing at your ass.

Admitting this is an alternate account doesn't mean I have engaged you before. But you are too noticeable in this section. You spend your whole life here!

But have in mind that I'm here and ever ready to whoop your ass whenever you misbehave. After all, I'm God. *wink

One tip of advice though, there is a life aside NL. Should I send the link?

What possible advice could someone who's wasting the purpose of her life being a Satan zombie have for someone who's began fulfiling the God given purpose for his life?

I don't want to be a waste of His breath if that's what you're proposing, for I've been where you are and thought it was good and the best thing ever, but it wasn't until my eyes became opened that I got to realize that I was actually blind and living a life of bondage to the devil.

So please thanks but no thanks for I can't go back there to being a Satan zombie as you presently are, for it's better to wish me dead than that, for death would be a far better option for me than having to living such a purposeless life again, now that I'm no longer blind but can now see and no longer in bondage to the devil but now free.

God bless.

jesusjnr:
For not "everyone" has an alternate account as you falsely claim, and even some who do, you would yet be able to identify their alternate accounts like jesusjnr, jesusjnr2, jjresurrected etc.

My Lordreed, I detect a hidden agenda here and I'm very not happy with this!

budaresurrected is budacheating!

budaatum:
My Lordreed, I detect a hidden agenda here and I'm very not happy with this!

budaresurrected is budacheating!

Its a loophole.

LordReed:
Its a loophole.

An allowed loophole?
Imagine if I claim budaresurrected is a miracle

budaatum:
An allowed loophole?
Imagine if I claim budaresurrected is a miracle

The agreement was to deactivate monikers not to never post on NL.

jesusjnr:
her

What are you onto jnr?

EmperorHarry:
What are you onto jnr?

What's your point emperor?

LordReed:
The agreement was to deactivate monikers not to never post on NL.

So I can post as budareactivated? That's not fair my Lord. I ought to at least not be allowed to include any of my deactivated moniker in my resurrection or what's the point of deactivating buda.

Imagine if I claim budareactivated is a miracle! I could even wait for the third day and claim I went to hell!

budaatum:
So I can post as budareactivated? That's not fair my Lord. I ought to at least not be allowed to include any of my deactivated moniker in my resurrection or what's the point of deactivating buda.

Imagine if I claim budareactivated is a miracle! I could even wait for the third day and claim I went to hell!

To lose all the posts and created threads associated with the moniker? Not to mention all the time spent making all said posts and threads?

LordReed:
To lose all the posts and created threads associated with the moniker? Not to mention all the time spent making all said posts and threads?

I'm sure that even if I change my moniker to something completely different to my deactivated one I can still go bump said threads with my new moniker now.

It's my fault. I should have made deactivated moniker mean die completely with no chance of some fake resurrection miracle! I guess my moniker means a lot to me as I'm sure I'd be a ridicule if I become buda2 or budaresurrected.

Please note that if budadeactivates, buda is dead.

budaatum:
I'm sure that even if I change my moniker to something completely different to my deactivated one I can still go bump said threads with my new moniker now.

It's my fault. I should have made deactivated moniker mean die completely with no chance of some fake resurrection miracle! I guess my moniker means a lot to me as I'm sure I'd be a ridicule if I become buda2 or budaresurrected.

Please note that if budadeactivates, buda is dead.

LoL! I still think it's a significant victory.

LordReed:
LoL! I still think it's a significant victory.

It is a significant victory. I just would love him to have more for patiently waiting for it. budadead would have been most satisfying.

jesusjnr:
What's your point emperor?

You've clearly gendered the unknown moniker which means you most certainly know something I didn't suspect until now.So I'm asking what you know that I don't? If there is one?

EmperorHarry:
You've clearly gendered the unknown moniker which means you most certainly know something I didn't suspect until now.So I'm asking what you know that I don't? If there is one?

Ok i thought as much.

Well It's not a knowledge yet, but just a thought based on our conversations thus far, but let's wait till she comes to confirm that, for that's what I'm actually waiting for myself.

But if she come and claims that it isn't a she as I thought but a he, then I read wrong, but till then it's a she for me.

jesusjnr:
Ok i thought as much.

Well It's not a knowledge yet, but just a thought based on our conversations thus far, but let's wait till she comes to confirm that, for that's what I'm actually waiting for myself.

But if she come and claims that it isn't a she as I thought but a he, then I read wrong, but till then it's a she for me.

Lol..Okay then.I'll be in the background,watching.

Apart from the supernatural type of miracles, there are the everyday person's version of miracle.

It can be said that anyone who excells in their chosen fields, or makes somone glad, performs or are themselves a miracle.

For example, the bus driver that has never experienced an accident is a miracle to themselves aswell as all of their passengers.

A tutor that gets the best out of their students are themselves a miracle.

A leader who serves their people honestly and patriotically performs a miracle to the general public.

Miracles are awesome.

Yet, let's all strive to discover or become the miracle that makes the world a better place.

EmperorHarry:
Lol..Okay then.I'll be in the background,watching.

Aiit!

jesusjnr:
What possible advice could someone who's wasting the purpose of her life being a Satan zombie have for someone who's began fulfiling the God given purpose for his life?

I don't want to be a waste of His breath if that's what you're proposing, for I've been where you are and thought it was good and the best thing ever, but it wasn't until my eyes became opened that I got to realize that I was actually blind and living a life of bondage to the devil.

So please thanks but no thanks for I can't go back there to being a Satan zombie as you presently are, for it's better to wish me dead than that, for death would be a far better option for me than having to living such a purposeless life again, now that I'm no longer blind but can now see and no longer in bondage to the devil but now free.

God bless.

Did I ask you to become anything? Did I tell you to convert to anything? Mehn. Stay with your deluded belief lol.

Your belief is your business, not mine. But in here, in this public forum, get prepared to defend whenever you spew trash.

You are getting pained at every response.. I'm loving that. Keep it up dear

GodWrites:
Did I ask you to become anything? Did I tell you to convert to anything? Mehn. Stay with your deluded belief lol.

Like seriously?

So then who made the following comment, for it wasn't me?

GodWrites:
One tip of advice though, there is a life aside NL. Should I send the link?

Very short memory sis!

So you are actually the one showing symtoms of delusion.

GodWrites:
Your belief is your business, not mine. But in here, in this public forum, get prepared to defend it whenever you spew trash.

Yet just like you proved with @ bolded above, you really do mind your other people's business, Lol!

I'm gonna just pretend i didn't hear the trash you spewed there, calling the speaking the Truth, spewing trash.

GodWrites:
You are getting pained at every response.. I'm loving that. Keep it up dear

Now look at my face very closely, and tell me if that looks pained to you?

But you can keep revelling at the delusions of your imagination.

jesusjnr:
Like seriously?

So then who made the following comment, for it wasn't me?

Very short memory sis!

So you are actually the one showing symtoms of delusion.

Yet just like you proved with @ bolded above, you really do mind your other people's business, Lol!

I'm gonna just pretend i didn't hear the trash you spewed there, calling the speaking the Truth, spewing trash.

Now look at my face very closely,, and tell me if that looks pained to you?

But you can keep revelling at the delusions of your imagination.

Haunti, telling you to find a life aside NL never implied abandoning your religion or belief. Nor was i saying you should quit worshiping your fairy daddy. I mean, get a life. Discover another hobby aside argument..

Your life is so twisted that the only activity you derive joy from is argument. You can't do without it, despite your holy book being against it. It's like a water you drink! Lol

You spend every freaking minute on NL, it's not healthy. Don't you have friends? What about family? God! How is your social life Mehn?

But NO... The zombie in you won't allow you reason and take this advice. You are gonna still argue it

Waiting

GodWrites:
Haunti, telling you to find a life aside NL never implied abandoning your religion or belief. Nor was i saying you should quit worshiping your fairy daddy. I mean, get a life. Discover another hobby aside argument..

Your life is so twisted that the only activity you derive joy from is argument. You can't do without it, despite your holy book being against it. It's like a water you drink! Lol

You spend every freaking minute on NL, it's not healthy. Don't you have friends? What about family? God! How is your social life Mehn?

But NO... The zombie in you won't allow you reason and take this advice. You are gonna still argue it

Waiting

Everything you said here just proved my point, that you're the one showing the symptoms of delusion.

For here you are not just rubbishing and questioning my beliefs but trying to impose your deluded beliefs on me. Lol!

You ought to get a life, for what shall it profit a Satan zombie if she gains the whole world and loses her own soul?

As you can see our orientation is diametrically opposed, so also our priorities, so while I think "souls", you think "world", so do not expect us to correspond, for what is important/life to you is trash/death to me, and vice versa.

So who is sounding so pained now sis?

Certainly not me.

jesusjnr:
Everything you said here just proved my point, that you're the one showing the symptoms of delusion.

For here you are not just rubbishing and questioning my beliefs but trying to impose your deluded beliefs on me. Lol!

You ought to get a life, for what shall it profit a Satan zombie if she gains the whole world and loses her own soul?

As you can see our orientation is diametrically opposed, so also our priorities, so while I think "souls", you think "world", so do not expect us to correspond, for what is important/life to you is trash/death to me, and vice versa.

So who is sounding so pained now sis?

Certainly not me.

Swift reply

Not imposing anything, rather a conclusion gotten after a thorough assessment of your activities here.

Someone who spends the whole day on NL can be said to have no friends or social life of any sort.

If you spend this much time on NL, what about other platforms? Dear Zombie, i so much care about you, that's why I'm asking you to GET A LIFE.

I can send the link if you want

Stop trying to prove anything dear, your pathetic state is evident even to the blind. You are an open book!

Expecting a Swift reply #winks

GodWrites:
Swift reply

Not imposing anything, rather a conclusion gotten after a thorough assessment of your activities here.

Someone who spends the whole day on NL can be said to have no friends or social life of any sort.

If you spend this much time on NL, what about other platforms? Dear Zombie, i so much care about you, that's why I'm asking you to GET A LIFE.

I can send the link if you want

Stop trying to prove anything dear, your pathetic state is evident even to the blind. You are an open book!

Expecting a Swift reply #winks

If he had a job or business then he will not be here.

GodWrites:
Swift reply

Not imposing anything, rather a conclusion gotten after a thorough assessment of your activities here.

Someone who spends the whole day on NL can be said to have no friends or social life of any sort.

If you spend this much time on NL, what about other platforms? Dear Zombie, i so much care about you, that's why I'm asking you to GET A LIFE.

I can send the link if you want

Stop trying to prove anything dear, your pathetic state is evident even to the blind. You are an open book!

Expecting a Swift reply #winks

I must commend the extent of your resolve towards accomplishing the most hopeless and miserable mission on Earth, which is to make me become a Satan zombie like you.

Thanks a lot for your time wasted, I really appreciate.

But I would advice that you find other more hopeful and purposeful things to do with your time, for if it were up to me alone I would even spend a hundred times the amount of time I spend on NL, doing the most important and purposeful job on Earth which is to preach the Gospel of Jesus, which would even give you a hundred time more reasons to moan.

So that you don't have to use me as an excuse for becoming depressed and descending to suicidal proportions.

I have to let you go now since you've decided to continue In the realm of your delusions and Satan zombism.

Bye.

jesusjnr:
I must commend the extent of your resolve towards accomplishing the most hopeless and miserable mission on Earth, which is to make me become a Satan zombie like you.

Thanks a lot for your time wasted, I really appreciate.

But I would advice that you find other more hopeful and purposeful things to do with your time, for if it were up to me alone I would even spend a hundred times the amount of time I spend on NL, doing the most important and purposeful job on Earth which is to preach the Gospel of Jesus, which would even give you a hundred time more reasons to moan.

So that you don't have to use me as an excuse for becoming depressed and descending to suicidal proportions.

I have to let you go now since you've decided to continue In the realm of your delusions and Satan zombism.

Bye.

I'm sure that was a swift response . Sorry I came in late. You know, i actually have a purpose, other than being on NL all day.

From the quoted response, you just bailed? Awwww.. Our little chitchat took a lot from you. I can smell it from here uhhhuhh

No hard feelings anyway, you will recover #winks

Michellekabod2:
If he had a job or business then he will not be here.

Someone who has spent almost 2 months on NL, in one platform? Imagine if we can calculate the other time spent on Facebook, Instagram and other platforms out there. It will be groundbreaking.

You don't need a fairy God to tell you that this zombie is jobless and purposeless. Probably still under his father's roof.

An independent man won't have time for these NL dramas he always stirs up.

jesusjnr:
I must commend the extent of your resolve towards accomplishing the most hopeless and miserable mission on Earth, which is to make me become a Satan zombie like you.

Thanks a lot for your time wasted, I really appreciate.

But I would advice that you find other more hopeful and purposeful things to do with your time, for if it were up to me alone I would even spend a hundred times the amount of time I spend on NL, doing the most important and purposeful job on Earth which is to preach the Gospel of Jesus, which would even give you a hundred time more reasons to moan.

So that you don't have to use me as an excuse for becoming depressed and descending to suicidal proportions.

I have to let you go now since you've decided to continue In the realm of your delusions and Satan zombism.

Bye.

I don't understand why people like you think suicide and depression is something you should just suggest out of hand. These are serious matters and if really you're about love you would not do so.

LordReed:
I don't understand why people like you think suicide and depression is something you should just suggest out of hand. These are serious matters and if really you're about love you would not do so.

Lol!

I understand why you would hastily come to the conclusion that I suggested it out of hand even though you don't have any evidence of my comments here in nairaland to back that claim.

Otherwise you'd show me where I suggested it out of hand, except if responding to such a suggestion of suicide is suggesting it out of hand.

EmperorHarry:
Lol..Okay then.I'll be in the background,watching.

I hope you've really been watching as you said you would, for the aspect the aspect of gender appears to have been confirmed, but even beyond that.

For you hinted at something other than that about me knowing something you didn't, yeah I think you were also right about that, for my suspicions concerning this moniker I believe has also been confirmed.

Kindly go through the recent comments and try and put 1 and two together, if your thoughts tallies with mine or not let me know, but with a simple yes or no, and not with details. Thanks.

God bless.