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Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by snipesdam(m): 3:26pm On Jul 24, 2019
This our google mechanic sef. I'll dispatch almonds to your office grin
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by GAZZUZZ(op): 4:03pm On Jul 24, 2019
snipesdam:
This our google mechanic sef. I'll dispatch almonds to your office grin
wallahi I will love it, you are welcome on board.
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 10:29am On Jul 25, 2019
legalwealth,

ehen what were u saying about hybrid?
That u have learnt a lot?

What exactly did u learn?
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m): 10:32am On Jul 25, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
legalwealth,

ehen what were u saying about hybrid?
That u have learnt a lot?

What exactly did u learn?
What else? He learnt alot in falsifying reviews grin
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by mammanbawa: 10:42am On Jul 25, 2019
cheesy
obekediamondfuto:
legalwealth,

ehen what were u saying about hybrid?
That u have learnt a lot?

What exactly did u learn?
He learnt how to use vinegar to decarbonise bolts so he'll fix his lexus
Yeey, I don receive court summon o
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 10:50am On Jul 25, 2019
dannybrasky:
What else? He learnt alot in falsifying reviews grin
hahahahahahaha legalo come oh

@ Legalwealth, so all u learnt is how to falsify reviews and force staff to review businesseshuh??

CHAIIIIII
mammanbawa:
cheesy

He learnt how to use vinegar to decarbonise bolts so he'll fix his lexus
Yeey, I don receive court summon o
hahahahahahahahahaha
make the guy no go carry Vinegar pour inside in gear Box oh.....

grin grin grin


when I saw the guy's write up: "I have learnt a lot", I was just SMH........
learnt a lot, people have been on PG 1 learning and contributing, he came on one post and said he has learnt a lot......
Ask him what a charging GRID is and he will tell u it is C - Caution alternative


SMH for the Master Thread Opener
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by mammanbawa: 10:57am On Jul 25, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
hahahahahahaha legalo come oh

@ Legalwealth, so all u learnt is how to falsify reviews and force staff to review businesseshuh??

CHAIIIIII


hahahahahahahahahaha
make the guy no go carry Vinegar pour inside in gear Box oh.....

grin grin grin


when I saw the guy's write up: "I have learnt a lot", I was just SMH........
learnt a lot, people have been on PG 1 learning and contributing, he came on one post and said he has learnt a lot......
Ask him what a charging GRID is and he will tell u it is C - Caution alternative


SMH for the Master Thread Opener

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 11:11am On Jul 25, 2019
Legalwealth, please do not open another thread oh...

if u feel like opening something, kindly look for a bottle of KREST and try ur luck....
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by thebigkendo(m): 1:43pm On Jul 25, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
hahahahahahaha legalo come oh

@ Legalwealth, so all u learnt is how to falsify reviews and force staff to review businesseshuh??

CHAIIIIII


hahahahahahahahahaha
make the guy no go carry Vinegar pour inside in gear Box oh.....

grin grin grin


when I saw the guy's write up: "I have learnt a lot", I was just SMH........
learnt a lot, people have been on PG 1 learning and contributing, he came on one post and said he has learnt a lot......
Ask him what a charging GRID is and he will tell u it is C - Caution alternative


SMH for the Master Thread Opener
grin grin grin

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by mammanbawa: 3:06pm On Jul 25, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
Legalwealth, please do not open another thread oh...

if u feel like opening something, kindly look for a bottle of KREST and try ur luck....
KREST na universal liquid o
E dey clear womb
E dey clear court cases
In fact e dey repair gearbox
E dey make you invincible from customs
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 7:27pm On Jul 25, 2019
mammanbawa:
KREST na universal liquid o E dey clear womb E dey clear court cases In fact e dey repair gearbox E dey make you invincible from customs
legalwealth there u have it.... keep a crate of krest in the boot of ur eod and travel anywhere.....
when you are stopped, open a bottle of krest instead of a nairaland thread
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m):
obekediamondfuto:
legalwealth there u have it....
keep a crate of krest in the boot of ur eod and travel anywhere.....

when you are stopped, open a bottle of krest instead of a nairaland thread
Can he travel with the eod?
Wait wait wait, You forget say na baba onigbese,can he afford a crate of krest? May be on hire-purchase grin
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by thebigkendo(m): 7:59pm On Jul 25, 2019
dannybrasky:
Can he travel with the eod?
Wait wait wait, You forget say na baba onigbese,can he afford a crate of Crest? May be on hire-purchase grin
EVul!!!!
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 8:44pm On Jul 25, 2019
dannybrasky:
Can he travel with the eod?
Wait wait wait, You forget say na baba onigbese,can he afford a crate of Crest? May be on hire-purchase grin
hahahahahahahahahaha, chaiiiiiiiiii....

this is a serious something oh.....

he has to find someone that will sell KREST CRATE on HP for him oh


legalwealth come here and stop visiting threads where u are not welcome....................
you are highly welcome on board this thread.........
you are also free to go HAYWIRE (as usual) here
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by sauceEEP(m): 7:02am On Jul 26, 2019
Iffa hear say legalwealth show face here, una wan use krest bottle break him head for here knowing fully well here is no holds barred, tables, ladders and chairs....
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:12am On Jul 26, 2019
He will rather disgrace him self in public, instead of to chop beating in private undecided
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by mammanbawa: 7:21am On Jul 26, 2019
dannybrasky:
Can he travel with the eod?
Wait wait wait, You forget say na baba onigbese,can he afford a crate of Crest? May be on hire-purchase grin
God of mercy
Local man is not doing again abegi

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by GAZZUZZ(op): 7:22am On Jul 26, 2019
mammanbawa:
God of mercy
Local man is not doing again abeg
http://www.breakyourownnews.com/

Thank me later cheesy
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by mammanbawa: 7:27am On Jul 26, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
http://www.breakyourownnews.com/

Thank me later cheesy
Thanks mate
Is the generator free or they give you pictures on hire purchase?
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m): 7:35am On Jul 26, 2019
Local man must do o! grin

mammanbawa:
God of mercy
Local man is not doing again abegi
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by diportivo: 7:57am On Jul 26, 2019
for here

na only gazzuzz sabi book

ordinary gce question,everybody is shouting almond up and down

na almond una dey call am when una dey wear tear tear knickers go throw stick for tree pluck the thing??

fruit is fruit

if u dont agree,drink krest please

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 8:39am On Jul 26, 2019
sauceEEP:
Iffa hear say legalwealth show face here, una wan use krest bottle break him head for here knowing fully well here is no holds barred, tables, ladders and chairs....
very soon he will open another thread on how this thread is a barrier to his vision and mission in life - Owning a Lexus


we will not still go there....

this is our guard room where potential mad people are made whole.....
where Lexus lovers are given Legxus and Legxis.....
where people fond of dodging customs are given hope for tomorrow....
where venza lovers are given a new perspective to life.....
where beggars are given a means of livelihood....
where we are one family and we do not segregate/ isolate those that are haywire prone (extreme mental disorder), instead we bring them close and find solutions to their ailments......

we take care of our own and we own legalwealth....
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by nurey(m): 9:22am On Jul 26, 2019
God have mercy lipsrsealed

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by oride: 9:52am On Jul 26, 2019
Engine oil---->Lexus---->Transmission--->Customs---->Almond---->Fruit--->Krest!!!


Characteristics of a BCD.


Bad people on this thread.
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m): 10:09am On Jul 26, 2019
No be by force to cruise Lexus grin

Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 10:51am On Jul 26, 2019
dannybrasky:
No be by force to cruise Lexus grin
that is someone's ultimate goal in life....
to drive a Lexus and be travelling to/fro his village in style

grin
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m): 11:47am On Jul 26, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
that is someone's ultimate goal in life....
to drive a Lexus and be travelling to/fro his village in style

grin
That moment his village people says,HRM won't make it,but he is trying everything possible to prove them wrong,reason for the hire purchase Lexus grin
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by sauceEEP(m): 11:50am On Jul 26, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
very soon he will open another thread on how this thread is a barrier to his vision and mission in life - Owning a Lexus


we will not still go there....

this is our guard room where potential mad people are made whole.....
where Lexus lovers are given Legxus and Legxis.....
where people fond of dodging customs are given hope for tomorrow....
where venza lovers are given a new perspective to life.....
where beggars are given a means of livelihood....
where we are one family and we do not segregate/ isolate those that are haywire prone (extreme mental disorder), instead we bring them close and find solutions to their ailments......

we take care of our own and we own legalwealth....
E be like say you wan provoke legalo grin we no need his quotes and red font missiles here abeg!
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 12:08pm On Jul 26, 2019
sauceEEP:
E be like say you wan provoke legalo grin we no need his quotes and red font missiles here abeg!
he cannot do more than go on his knees and beg.....
that's the worst he can do....
shey he is going around disturbing other people's thread here and there.....

I saw him talking about colour code et all.....
someone who cannot buy an issue free car, talking about colour.... the irony of it all.....

when person fit drive by a customs checkpoint, park your vehicle, ease yourself by the bushes nearby and go say hi to the customs officers, shaking the hands of each and every one of them.... that's when someone should be allowed to advise someone about other car related issues....

he cannot solve documentation, it's colour he wants to help another person solve!

until one day customs officer go miss road enter omooba kiosk with uniform (just to ask for directions oh)

presegs go just piss for that short knicker wey im dey always wear for im kiosk
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by obekediamondfuto(m): 12:11pm On Jul 26, 2019
dannybrasky:
That moment his village people says,HRM won't make it,but he is trying everything possible to prove them wrong,reason for the hire purchase Lexus grin
what of his big bible and AYO babalola?
is their usefulness only for instigating fire related incidents and cursing people?
can't they be used to negate the effects of the villagers?
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by dannybrasky(m): 12:29pm On Jul 26, 2019
Hmmm u are making a missive lot of sense here baba!
If u would agree with me,he is doing something wrong lol

If the big bible and ayo bablola can't save him from the EOD CUSTOM DUTY/ LEXUS TRANSMISSIONS MISSION, then our prince is deceiving himself grin He is not as clean as he proclaims after all.


obekediamondfuto:
what of his big bible and AYO babalola?
is their usefulness only for instigating fire related incidents and cursing people?
can't they be used to negate the effects of the villagers?
Re: Cartalk Lounge. (derailers Paradise) by thebigkendo(m): 12:58pm On Jul 26, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
what of his big bible and AYO babalola?
is their usefulness only for instigating fire related incidents and cursing people?
can't they be used to negate the effects of the villagers?
Only the wise ones can relate grin grin

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