DeadPresidents:


Thanks boss. It's just another day in PHC sadly.

Again? Where in PH. What happened?

mikuz:


Again? Where in PH. What happened?

Happened to a friend at NTA, Mgbuoba. Had to write about that cos it's becoming an every day occurrence.

DeadPresidents:


Happened to a friend at NTA, Mgbuoba. Had to write about that cos it's becoming an every day occurrence.

So sad bro, take heart!

Experience the arrival of a god/
and watch the demise of rivals who are about to get gored/
i promised and here i bring you the end-time revival of this rap section/
but haters who fail to adore their god will be used in a pungent vivisection/
The gong has sounded to my name, bow your heads, rase your left hand to the sky and cry Riptider is lord/
I rule the rap section with a rod of iron, haters swerve or face annihilation in the hands of a firelord

A stale cold I smell the mourning.. greetings becomes a warning
Things fall apart ..The mystery of African burning
Yesterday was Mandela's dream ...Tomorrow will die on cursed immigration
Devil takes our memory .. President plaguing our situation
When cow comes home there is a motion to the stars
Beyond the bars no one see the bird's scars
Didn't want feature on Flow For Rank ...Xenophobia upon us
Broke down cars, studios ...we bidding a loss
Keep this verse in a diary...preachers don't preach it
Remember this I spoke the truth without a beat
He who fears not... needs no prayers or swears
I hear hypocrisy in next line rapper...South Africa beware

Damn!!!

Good morning my people.
04kaa In the building We got a real battle rap group on WhatsApp where rappers video battle each other and win money. Up to N50000 and 50 Euro etc. I dont need to talk too much seeing is believing. u already know that am a Nairaland Legend . If battle rap is ur thing come and join and see for urself . Simply message me on WhatsApp o802303 5051 . U can watch a sample of me battling Dami here . This is what our battles looks like .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cKNWuJ5Nrc
Or search Damideazy vs Flowshow on youtube

If u are impressed and can battle rap.. simply message me to get added on WhatsApp O802 3035051 shout out to all my real niggas in here on Flow for rank keeping it 100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozF9elRZwY


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04kaa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozF9elRZwY


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This is funny
Why can't you guys just continue with written battles..

Okay it been long since I've done this,so y'all should take it easy on me
Sarmiz
*Okay maybe I should start wit an introduction, For those of u who don't know me
*But I said 'F*ck it',sure I dont even need that to get y'all moaning
*I've been on the 'block', building myself up from being a rookie to 'star'dom slowly
*I'm a 'legend' in the making,if u tink u Good that(Gulder) ur problem to bear homie
*Sincerely speaking I'm more a spirit than a man
*Wit the way I rap imma mk u bleed,quit acting tough man
*No disrespect to u 'fellas',I've been in 'the Game' way before Femi was brought into dis life
*But y'all lil nigaar wailing like a kid who lost his mom,won't know cuz y'all know no shit bout 'my life'
*Maybe I should start from the introduction to tell u my name is Sarmiz
* But there ain't no Introduction to this shit, whoever cares should just listen Sir or Miss
*I'm just getting started,even if I've said allot to get y'all started
*I ain't here for yall lame rank,that can't even grant me a millitary budget
*Alright let get this straight, no time again (A Gay) im
bout to massacre ya asses
*Bars for bars, time to separate dem real est from the plastic (fake)
* Nigga don't tweet me cuz I'm too busy to be chatting birds
*No more naira in the land,ma mind on my husle so I no go beg
*I'm taking over the Rap shit nigga let hear ur speach
*Dss already on their way to pick u up for lunch,I hope ur best meal is beef
*It no intimation,it just serving lil kids they favorites dish
*So that after all this (diss) yall will put respect on my name Sarmiz.

I see/
many people living life like it's nothing/
Like they all aint struggling with something/
deep down that makes them just want to slip down/
the stairs/
accidentaly, take the body, run an autopsy
the heart isn't there/
he lost it long time when no one wouldn't care/
as he screamed for help/
but the world wouldn't hear/

so he continued the path he took from the beginning/
he continued sining; his only way of living/
till he couldn't no more, and gave up the ghost/
Now you weeping over his body as his casket is closed.

The Godfather

This the story of how..the hustle made me to harm, some
Miguided misfits who kidnap for ransom
When they pull up, at times they pick at random
Maybe shooting the air, brandishing their handguns
At times they brag around, "do you want some?"
high as hell, searching for buildings to land on

Last night they made a move,
...tried to get their hands on

The heir to the fortune, my chosen grandson

Maybe they didn't know he was my godson

When they shot the guard, with the mask on
Before they put the flask on
the notepad, they wrote the ransom

"A hundred milli...in a warehouse abandoned"

And if they see cops, they gonna slice him
daring us to "gamble" so they can "dice em"


I Tuck the letter and grab my Beretta,
Then I say to Greta, "....relax, While
I go get Samson."

By tommorow, you could take him dancing

So I get to do the work which I really fancy
Strap the vest under the coat, wear detective glasses
I stare at the mirror and ponder my chances

Then,
I head to the streets, stare at cars that passes

Make a call at a phone booth and ask for an address

No greeting as my contact answers,

"I need a favour, so keep this news from masses
There's going to be some killings, but there won't be no answers
Cos you gonna make it look, like rival clashes..."


Cos see, back at the crime scene, I saw the perfect clue,
Now I know who's behind this, and I know what to do
Cos on the back of the ransom was a special kind of glue
That I came across weeks ago....in the neighborhood

Now, the owner of the glue shop has a baby boy
With a maid or a cook?....under my employ

Now,
I have the address....it's a couple miles from this side
I'm gonna walk till I get my conscience right
Cos After 20 long years, I fear I'm gonna kill tonight...


I storm the venue, I ain't taking no chances
I could move with stealth or I could break the glasses
Whichever one I make the blood flow like molasses
When you see my footwalk, you know the devil dances
Deadly moves I pick the lock, place my gun silencers

bang bang, head shot

leaving blood splashes
on the rug, on the walls and on the mattress

it's a dance to the death from my different stances
bang bang...
More dead, my bullet fancies
headshots, killshots and the kind that glances
off the skull in a second and leaves em pushing daisies

it's the revenge of John wick
I bring terror to last a week just to save my godson
Body count rising higher, it's a hell of an auction
Grim reaper, Ghost rider...pick an option
Soul is watching, live Skyping over a bubbling cauldron
It's the wrath of the Godfather
Who was retired for 20 years before all the violence happened
And he was called on

04kaa:

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04kaa you f-cking idiot. Put down the crack pipe and go get a job. Here in Atlanta I run a music promotion company and we're presently working with Taylor Swift, managing her shows; but years after you came on Nairaland, you're still here with this weakass whatsapp sh*t that don't put food on the table. Fat ass motherfukcer. You aint ever gon win!

Believe not his ballet, taps/ he just “father” of lies so i'mma give the “Padre” slap/
Ne'er shot a firearm in his life, so 'tis time for Unusual Praise anytime Wade clap/

if W sneezes, i'd achoo the troll/
castrate with yabs that'd cut through his soul/
You gon witness A Gory McIlroy when I golf his balls high up the cloud and they land, rollin' into a hole/

Left a German nun over9t speak in scary zongues/ as I drill in heavy f.ucks/
leg work its way over my shoulder, clutchin my neck........n d aftermath?.............Zeejay Zanku Zery Zuch!/

'Twas something she yearn for/ thanks to my firm cork/
if you see d 'bae body ehn' you go no say Ibile dey learn work/

from a St. to a slut, how fantastic/ i've seen “airlines” but ne'er this gigantic/
Now pussy of d “virgin, ....Atlantic!!!”/

I no be dat lefty for pitch but my jersey likeable/
No. 10, wordPlay Maker, Wesley snipeable/
if rap a dirty sport then i'm that messy Lionel/

Na ur horn go break if our head lock/ and that's your deadluck/
u Delilahs can't cut this heir off cos its ya weak blade battlin' steeled DreadLOCKS/

Beyond mythical being/ strength in this Invincible gene/
Hand to configure the jaw of u Mufasas and bring back a biblical scene/

ok y'all Ben talking about this rap thing
buh It doesn't seem to freak a man's dick
really wanna kill this flow but I gotta put some trick
when we talking about money think about the left cheek
streaks don't freak me no more cos I do hattricks
with goddamn flicks

ion wanna deal with rats no more cos they chase alot of cheese
you know what I mean when I talk about risks
for the lucky breeds

my lines might look blur I'm gonna improve, Bleep some hoes and cause a good Holocaust


peace out

Military flow can I have your attention
Flow for rank earn my stripes with discretion
My delivery at times is like a c section
But it don't stop me going harder than an erection
Take a listen, try to hear the words
If I recycle these lines, cos I'm environmental with words
Side stroke adjectives to describe,
the demise of your house of cards
Plus I got deathstroke on the side,
no suicide squad
Bohemian's Grove and I do ride hard
Sleek on my feet, yeah I move like that
They saying, "soul why you gotta do like that"

It's never enough, cos for so long I been dimming my shine
Now they ass kissing, for too long they been rimming my Hyde

Damn!
Not on the radio, cos I deserve a rewind
They been sleeping all this while but I'm here to remind
How magnificent malificent
I cast a spelling Bee so efficient and leave em calculating the coefficient like champions league enthusiasts!
.
.
.

In other words I make capital like Dc
Then give them Jara on top...just a little Fisi
Then I get down at night with pretty Bisi
Not spiritual when she shouting, "Jehovah Nisi"
Brew a storm in a cup of beer, I'm bi[i]Polar[/i] to Navy seals
Never salty, tho I been drinking all the tears
That's me being honest, weird as it maybe seems!
.
.

The alcoholic melancholic
Armed with a bag of weed
And a jar of Horlicks
Back in the day, the faith was apostolic
Till baggy jeans went out of fashion
And they commissioned rehab centers for shopaholics
tried to buy happiness, getting f*cked on psychedelics
Even got diabolic...okay that's a lil hyperbolic but,
.
.
I kiss the rose with Amber light, maybe my fate is seal
Like Alexander Whyte, so I only focus on the things I rather like,
That's why I take off by 4:20 like a Lufthansa flight
Touch down after night, before you judge a nigga, at least read the Miranda Right..
.
.
I beat the case with my hands down that's a handicapped victory
When your eyes are spinning, is when you see the floor less victory
Soul is madder than a typhoon in all of history
How I got my paper back to a mil could make a paper back mystery!
.
.
It's the military flow, we on lockdown mode
I'll like to play around but I'm in the not now mode
This a lil something I jotted just now bro!

Quick ‘Style


I peeped the thread a couple niggas holding it up
It’s like felling trees, they at loggerheads, an obese mf toting the saw
I’m hoping its more, no joking. . . ‘em niggas ain’t choking for sure
But enough of the bullshit, you know where to take it when I open the door!
Fools can quarrel, but when The MonQ is here in full apparel, show respect
bet they ain’t teach you that in your morals so after this you owe a debt
I swing n parole in presence of kings and pharaohs
Little shits quit rapping now and begin to sing em carols
Draped in satin robe fingerfucking guns, this no capping holmes
Pardon my French, you versus the semi leave you vice versa, that’s Latin yo!
I’m a barbaric fucker, still a nigga fly like an Arik worker
It’s me, I gone walk you through the roots like Tariq Trotter
I’m the best slimes, neck shine, we could square off in a ring but let’s rhyme, tec9
so you rest fine, baa! baa! thinking I wasn’t gon shoot right? haha, in your left mind!
I could show em the ropes, roll in the votes, their life on the threadline
You be in the stars, when I ’wish wish’ slice ya shit with knifes in ya intestines


Shifu!

I'm introverted,so I like to fly like a drone.
,I don't really like to talk about relationship on phone.
If u want some space I'll leave you alone.
I be all alone and feeling chilly at home
My body is like an ice cream cone.
Cuz my heart is really damn cold.
I don't think I have an heart,seems like that shits been sold.
Or maybe exchanged for gold.
Oops, that'll never happen.
I really need to stop capping.
They be clapping when I'm rapping.
When they talk shit,I start slapping.
I took my time to become someone's motivation.
Government so bad,it discouraged education.
Lots of names I don't want to mention.
I don't want silly confrontation or altercation.
Get killed and your murderer will not even be given an in-house probation.
Everything would be settled after all the commotions.
Support me or not,I don't give a fvck.
I'll get my shits on the road, and not get hit by a truck.
They don't get it,that's why they said it suck.

Vibesvbs:
I'm introverted,so I like to fly like a drone.
,I don't really like to talk about relationship on phone.
I be all alone and feeling chilly at home
My body is like an ice cream cone.
Cuz my heart is really damn cold.
I don't think I have an heart,seems like that shits been sold.
I really need to stop capping.
I don't want silly confrontation or altercation.
Support me or not,I don't give a fvck.
I'll get my shits on the road, and not get hit by a truck.
They don't get it,that's why they said it suck.

This nigguh gąy af tho

swave7:


This nigguh gąy af tho

How,bruh??

Vibesvbs:
How,bruh??

You gąy yo

swave7:


You gąy yo

Just tell me how

Vibesvbs:

Just tell me how

I be all alone and feeling chilly at home
My body is like an ice cream cone.

Dafuq? Bıtch

swave7:


I be all alone and feeling chilly at home
My body is like an ice cream cone.

Dafuq? Bıtch

I don't know how to explain this,but okay I hear ya

Whaooo

‘Styling Still


Yo I’m used to grinding, me n my dudes is vibing
Gotchu a bag, fvck around, slip up n lose the client
We move in silence, except when we skid past
On the news is violence, maybe I should get a ski mask
Nah, just skip ads n check if the views is climbing
Niggas bet you a fool if you ain’t get bread or bred with the tools
I’m plugged in listening to the Beatles, word to self like damn
they’d think I was a fetus when I say I fed with the ‘tube
Up all night steady working, though the feds is lurking
Before y’all hopped on the wave, I was already surfing
I’m a bank my niggas earned my trust cos I guarantee them
Broke niggas go yen yen yen like Japanese men
It’s a game like ludo or ladders, use a vpn or you blow your covers
Y’all got pocket change, I’m on the stock exchange selling euros n dollars
I’m balling, living y’all dreams, heart desires, wishes
Sliding in foreigns to da club rocking designer pieces


Master

You aint got game like a buffalo tricked a lion at the water hole
I bother hoes like you with no aim you messin with a cannibal
I heard of ya reachin for glocks I squeeze cos I'm ahead of ya
I got my nuts lightin your b*tch cos she a shady ho.

tianshie:
You aint got game like a buffalo tricked a lion at the water hole
I bother hoes like you with no aim you messin with a cannibal
I heard of ya reachin for glocks I squeeze cos I'm ahead of ya
I got my nuts lightin your b*tch cos she a shady ho.

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