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Weekend Musing On The State Of Nigeria And Nigerians - Politics - Nairaland

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Weekend Musing On The State Of Nigeria And Nigerians by FSU(op):
You are born in Nigeria sufferingphobia
You travel to SA Xenophobia.
You return to Nigeria Economyphobia.
You run to the village witchesphobia.
You go to school joblessnessphobia.
You do yahoo! Efccphobia.
You travel to Borno--- bokophobia
You hustle to survive —envyphobia.
You travel to Katsina, Kaduna or Zamfara— kidnapperphobia
You travel to Ibadan brownroofphobia
You travel to Aba garbagephobia
You travel to Edo prostitutionphobia
You travel to Ogun skullminingphobia
You travel to Lagos Tinubuphobia
You travel to Port Harcourt serialkillerphobia
You travel to Anambra toomuchbadmoneyphobia
You stay at home povertyphopia
You fail in your career suicidephobia
You commit suicide hellphobia
Re: Weekend Musing On The State Of Nigeria And Nigerians by ChrisOD: 7:40pm On Sep 21, 2019
Lol! Satirically funny but true
Re: Weekend Musing On The State Of Nigeria And Nigerians by ChrisOD: 9:49pm On Sep 21, 2019
FSU:
You are born in Nigeria sufferingphobia
You travel to SA Xenophobia.
You return to Nigeria Economyphobia.
You run to the village witchesphobia.
You go to school joblessnessphobia.
You do yahoo! Efccphobia.
You travel to Borno--- bokophobia
You hustle to survive —envyphobia.
You travel to Katsina, Kaduna or Zamfara— kidnapperphobia
You travel to Ibadan brownroofphobia
You travel to Aba garbagephobia
You travel to Edo prostitutionphobia
You travel to Ogun skullminingphobia
You travel to Lagos Tinubuphobia
You travel to Port Harcourt serialkillerphobia
You travel to Anambra toomuchbadmoneyphobia
You stay at home povertyphopia
You fail in your career suicidephobia
You commit suicide hellphobia
Re: Weekend Musing On The State Of Nigeria And Nigerians by FSU(op): 9:54pm On Sep 21, 2019
ChrisOD:
Lol! Satirically funny but true
No so we se am for Obodo (Ile) Naija
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