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Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious.

Qualities:

1. Must be sexually appealing
2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall.
3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs except you have a distinction or possess at least one (1) A (and/or 3 Bs) in your WAEC/NECO and the A must not be in Agriculture, Yoruba or any locally developed languages.
4. In addition to (3) above, she should have a good spread of knowledge to engage in intellectual conversations. Knowledge of any two of the following will be an added advantage: financial systems, economic systems, media, research, business law, management consulting, sports, novel scientific methodologies, programming, financial accounting, theology and other related areas.
5. You must not be a gullible church girl.
6. Must be passionate about something.
7. No tying of wrappers and lace materials. You must have a good fashion sense. Be ready to look sharp in trousers even in native attires.
8. Must be within ages 22 to 29. I don't do prematures and dinosaurs.
9. Must be knowledgeable in ubunja's miseducations.
10. Must be a genuine feminist, not those ones with double standards.


Send a PM if interested and you meet atleat 90% of the above

Cc lalasticlala
farano
rocktation

Frontpage pls

Hahahaha,.. " in Swahili "

its rainy season,so clay no go hard to find,get clay and mould her to your specs.

But you funny shaa.... , these features are too plenty na.... Hope you too dey OK shaa

Diegostan:
Hahahaha,.. " in Swahili "

Bros I'm serious o

Aaaaarghmed:
its rainy season,so clay no go hard to find,get clay and mould her to your specs.

@ bolded, this joke is getting too old and boring.

Ayomide11111:
But you funny shaa.... , these features are too plenty na.... Hope you too dey OK shaa

I dey ok jor

Is it a job interview

Tela101:
Is it a job interview

Lol. Everyone has their spec na

A man who findeth sense finds wisdom

Hope the lady will be remunerated handsomely if she meet all these qualifications?Cos it sounded like a job interview.

Lol,wonder shall never end
This more like a job interview
You should have posted it in job/vacancy section

Funmmyastic:
Hope the lady will be remunerated handsomely if she meet all these qualifications?Cos it sounded like a job interview.

There's a reason why jobs state their requirements and that is to minimize the screening load. I chose their model to obtain a similar benefit.

Pettyprincess:
Lol,wonder shall never end
This more like a job interview
You should have posted it in job/vacancy section

It is not a job vacancy. It is a romance-vacancy

NuissancePolice:
Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious.

Qualities:

1. Must be sexually appealing
2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall.
3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs except you have a distinction or possess at least one (1) A (and/or 3 Bs) in your WAEC/NECO and the A must not be in Agriculture, Yoruba or any locally developed languages.
4. In addition to (3) above, she should have a good spread of knowledge to engage in intellectual conversations. Knowledge of any two of the following will be an added advantage: financial systems, economic systems, media, research, business law, management consulting, sports, novel scientific methodologies, programming, financial accounting, theology and other related areas.
5. You must not be a gullible church girl.
6. Must be passionate about something.
7. No tying of wrappers and lace materials. You must have a good fashion sense. Be ready to look sharp in trousers even in native attires.
8. Must be within ages 22 to 29. I don't do prematures and dinosaurs.
9. Must be knowledgeable in ubunja's miseducations.
10. Must be a genuine feminist, not those ones with double standards.


Send a PM if interested and you meet atleat 90% of the above

Cc lalasticlala

What are you bringing to the table.... Do a like4like comparison........

[quote author=NuissancePolice post=82699299]Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious.

Qualities:

1. Must be sexually appealing
2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall.
3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs.

Character is excluded from your required features.

It is possible you have a lady with all you listed and without character she can still be a nightmare for you.


I don't support Ubunja relationship theories, I don't say his principle is 100% bad. But it's so faulty.

Lol, chai.

[quote author=INTEGRITYA1 post=82702768][/quote]I did not state "character" as a requirement because it is relative, and there is no objective way for one to know if their character is good or bad. Everyone will claim "good-character" at any given opportunity. I would have to interact with the person to ascertain whether her character is good to me.Good in this context mostly refers to compactibilty.

Lexusgs430:
What are you bringing to the table.... Do a like4like comparison........

I don't think I need to do so. By setting standards, it means I equally have excellent virtues by implication.

NuissancePolice:
I don't think I need to do so. By setting standards, it means I equally have excellent virtues by implication.

I beg to differ...... Why do some broke guys hunt for sugarmummy's?

Lexusgs430:
I beg to differ...... Why do some broke guys hunt for sugarmummy's?

They do so because they need money.

NuissancePolice:
They do so because they need money.

True.... Or they are attempting to become unequally yoked....

I am not saying you are, but some people measure up.........

NuissancePolice:
I did not state "character" as a requirement because it is relative, and there is no objective way for one to know if their character is good or bad. Everyone will claim "good-character" at any given opportunity. I would have to interact with the person to ascertain whether her character is good to me.Good in this context mostly refers to compactibilty.

It means meeting up those criteria you listed in itself does not translate to automatic qualification.

It better make you add terms and conditions apply.

NuissancePolice:
@ bolded, this joke is getting too old and boring.

Am not out to amuse u.pple who expect too much qualities from a spouse usually have nothing to offer

NuissancePolice:
Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious.

Qualities:

1. Must be sexually appealing
2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall.
3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs except you have a distinction or possess at least one (1) A (and/or 3 Bs) in your WAEC/NECO and the A must not be in Agriculture, Yoruba or any locally developed languages.
4. In addition to (3) above, she should have a good spread of knowledge to engage in intellectual conversations. Knowledge of any two of the following will be an added advantage: financial systems, economic systems, media, research, business law, management consulting, sports, novel scientific methodologies, programming, financial accounting, theology and other related areas.
5. You must not be a gullible church girl.
6. Must be passionate about something.
7. No tying of wrappers and lace materials. You must have a good fashion sense. Be ready to look sharp in trousers even in native attires.
8. Must be within ages 22 to 29. I don't do prematures and dinosaurs.
9. Must be knowledgeable in ubunja's miseducations.
10. Must be a genuine feminist, not those ones with double standards.


Send a PM if interested and you meet atleat 90% of the above

Cc lalasticlala
farano
rocktation

Frontpage pls

Lol. May are mad but just few are roaming on the streets.

faithfull18:
Lol, chai.

You can apply if you meet his cut off

BlackHummer:
You can apply if you meet his cut off

The cut-off is too high.

faithfull18:
The cut-off is too high.

Hahahaha.
Abi oooo. OP go wait tire

OP you did not mention complexion in your requirements