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I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 9:47am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious. Qualities: 1. Must be sexually appealing 2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall. 3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs except you have a distinction or possess at least one (1) A (and/or 3 Bs) in your WAEC/NECO and the A must not be in Agriculture, Yoruba or any locally developed languages. 4. In addition to (3) above, she should have a good spread of knowledge to engage in intellectual conversations. Knowledge of any two of the following will be an added advantage: financial systems, economic systems, media, research, business law, management consulting, sports, novel scientific methodologies, programming, financial accounting, theology and other related areas. 5. You must not be a gullible church girl. 6. Must be passionate about something. 7. No tying of wrappers and lace materials. You must have a good fashion sense. Be ready to look sharp in trousers even in native attires. 8. Must be within ages 22 to 29. I don't do prematures and dinosaurs. 9. Must be knowledgeable in ubunja's miseducations. 10. Must be a genuine feminist, not those ones with double standards. Send a PM if interested and you meet atleat 90% of the above Cc lalasticlala farano rocktation Frontpage pls 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Diegostan(m): 10:06am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Hahahaha,.. " in Swahili " |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Aaaaarghmed(m): 10:09am On Sep 30, 2019 |
its rainy season,so clay no go hard to find,get clay and mould her to your specs. 4 Likes |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Ayomide11111: 10:10am On Sep 30, 2019 |
But you funny shaa.... , these features are too plenty na.... Hope you too dey OK shaa |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Diegostan: Bros I'm serious o |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:15am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Aaaaarghmed: @ bolded, this joke is getting too old and boring. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:16am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Ayomide11111: I dey ok jor |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:21am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Is it a job interview |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Tela101: Lol. Everyone has their spec na |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by dottozil: 10:34am On Sep 30, 2019 |
A man who findeth sense finds wisdom |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Funmmyastic: 10:36am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Hope the lady will be remunerated handsomely if she meet all these qualifications?Cos it sounded like a job interview. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:37am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Lol,wonder shall never end This more like a job interview You should have posted it in job/vacancy section |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:58am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Funmmyastic: There's a reason why jobs state their requirements and that is to minimize the screening load. I chose their model to obtain a similar benefit. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 10:59am On Sep 30, 2019 |
Pettyprincess: It is not a job vacancy. It is a romance-vacancy |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Lexusgs430: 11:11am On Sep 30, 2019 |
NuissancePolice: What are you bringing to the table.... Do a like4like comparison........ 2 Likes |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by INTEGRITYA1(m): 11:41am On Sep 30, 2019 |
[quote author=NuissancePolice post=82699299]Alot of you might think I am joking but I am serious. Qualities: 1. Must be sexually appealing 2. Height 5.5' to 5.8' anything above might make her look like my mom cuz I am only 5.68' tall. 3. A graduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.0 for commercial courses and social sciences, 3.5 for science and engineering or...an undergraduate with a minimum CGPA of 4.2. I don't date ONDs and HNDs. Character is excluded from your required features. It is possible you have a lady with all you listed and without character she can still be a nightmare for you. I don't support Ubunja relationship theories, I don't say his principle is 100% bad. But it's so faulty. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by faithfull18(f): 12:28pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Lol, chai. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:42pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
[quote author=INTEGRITYA1 post=82702768][/quote] I did not state "character" as a requirement because it is relative, and there is no objective way for one to know if their character is good or bad. Everyone will claim "good-character" at any given opportunity. I would have to interact with the person to ascertain whether her character is good to me.Good in this context mostly refers to compactibilty. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:45pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Lexusgs430: I don't think I need to do so. By setting standards, it means I equally have excellent virtues by implication. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Lexusgs430: 12:47pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
NuissancePolice: I beg to differ...... Why do some broke guys hunt for sugarmummy's? |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
Lexusgs430: They do so because they need money. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Lexusgs430: 12:52pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
NuissancePolice: True.... Or they are attempting to become unequally yoked.... I am not saying you are, but some people measure up......... |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by INTEGRITYA1(m): 1:26pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
NuissancePolice: It means meeting up those criteria you listed in itself does not translate to automatic qualification. It better make you add terms and conditions apply. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by Aaaaarghmed(m): 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2019 |
NuissancePolice:Am not out to amuse u.pple who expect too much qualities from a spouse usually have nothing to offer 2 Likes |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
NuissancePolice: Lol. May are mad but just few are roaming on the streets. 1 Like |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
faithfull18: You can apply if you meet his cut off 1 Like |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by faithfull18(f): 1:46pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
BlackHummer:The cut-off is too high. |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 2:08pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Re: I Need A Girlfriend by BlackHummer(m): 2:09pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
OP you did not mention complexion in your requirements |
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