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ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

Kai, how can hair be grown on the arse lines within a week or two...... Imposicant

sikowitz17:
lol general...until they give you comb and tell you to do parting so they can see inside..

Now I know say person craze pass me for this thread

tenderlaw:
5,6,7,8 are not necessary pls.

Trust me, they all are.....no exceptions.

KODACK:
Kai, how can hair be grown on the arse lines within a week or two...... Imposicant

You can use beards growing cream. In 2 weeks you fit plait am sef

ugo4u:
Tried replying you

Thanks boss
Sent the mail already

sikowitz17:
lol general...until they give you comb and tell you to do parting so they can see inside..

Today na comedy day , ugo troway him own na him u self com kanta am. I just dey laugh till my wife come collect phone check wetin dey make me laugh and before u know it she join me in laughter. Erin ma nran (Na true true set laugh dey spread). I beg make una no kee person with laugh o

But thinking about it, if there's too much hair in your ass crack, won't it irritate the pile?
Won't using external hair supplements fry your ass? Unto say pile don't dey there..
Won't the person checking your ass think you are nasty and a dirty person?
But it seems that's the only way out so just grow the hair and pray!
I'm just thinking out loud..

ugo4u:
You can use beards growing cream. In 2 weeks you fit plait am sef

Please what's the name of the cream?

yusufhaji:
Please what's the name of the cream?

lol... This man mean business oh

yusufhaji:
Please what's the name of the cream?

I can't readily recommend one now, you can do your research esp in beauty shops.
I saw an advertisement here on nairaland's advert boards you can also search for it. As I no get pile, if shortlisted na to confidently/gallantly display my bald arse to whoever will be in charge of arse inspection.

ugo4u:
I can't readily recommend one now, you can do your research esp in beauty shops.
I saw an advertisement here on nairaland's advert boards you can also search for it. As I no get pile, if shortlisted na to confidently/gallantly display my bald arse to whoever will be in charge of arse inspection.

And gv them continued coughing

Good morning gentlemen, pls let us try and check punch or daily trust today may be army can decide to break the silence on d list... Best of luck to us all.

Prospect048:
Good morning gentlemen, pls let us try and check punch or daily trust today may be army can decide to break the silence on d list... Best of luck to us all.

let's wait and see course

Coursemates...its almost time..

sikowitz17:
Coursemates...its almost time..

anybody wer dey quick see newspaper abeg help men confirm na

ugo4u:
Word of advice to those that have pile or traces of it. With respect to the time span of the interview, there won't be enough time to treat it or perform any major surgery because it will be detected by the mediks. Your best option is to eat right and most importantly grow alot of hairs in your arse, if possible let it turn to dada in order to conceal any blood clot or lumps of pile that lines your anus.


Happy Sunday..

I taught we are supposed to shave off everything purposely before going for the medicals.

I have enough hairs in my nyash. Are you suggesting i leave them or i shave it off?

Dssc and ssc shortlistment is out on punch.....

eclipsehemmy:
Dssc and ssc shortlistment is out on punch.....

Yeah, somebody just alert me now

Gentlemen

The list is out
60 for ssc
35 for dssc.....

Thank you Jesus

Congrats to all...

Someone please snap imo state

The screening would be in batches according to states for ssc (kaduna) whilst dssc is in 1 batch scheduled from november 26 to december 1 at oyo state

Cheers

You can drop your states so i can snap

Dayordee4:
Gentlemen

The list is out
60 for ssc
35 for dssc.....

Thank you Jesus

Congrats to all...

See u in kaduna

If this is true, someone should snap Osum state please

Dayordee4:
You can drop your states so i can snap

Ogun state

Dayordee4:
You can drop your states so i can snap

Please kindly snap for Oyo SSC

Dayordee4:
Gentlemen

The list is out
60 for ssc
35 for dssc.....

Thank you Jesus

Congrats to all...

See u in kaduna

congrats bro

Congrats to all, although I didn’t make the list myself

Dayordee4:
You can drop your states so i can snap

Osun state please