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MissCookie:
Good afternoon guys...Everywhere here is wet. Glad we found somewhere to chow something good amidst the rain before we hit the road.


Ehhh, so I spotted a dedicated Trashcan at our chow place, Amala joint by Mandela carwash. She was loudly yapping on how the rain spoilt all the plans they had for Tacha. I couldn't help but notice how trashy she looked wearing revealing clothes at a chow joint. I almost puked and of course, she was putting on their trademark, Jaruma one eye bracelet.

Trashcans, why appear dirty all the time? Dem do Una?

That's team body odour. The gods are angry with them

The grace of God is upon Tacha.
Meanwhile, mechanics heard you guys have been begging Jack to follow your fav. I laff in moet.

Afam4eva:
Chai, Abuja came through for Lambo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKUxYMSRWM

If you say this isn't love, I wonder what love is. On a short notice o. I think just a day notice or so... But the other one has been ringing Bell and sounding alarm since almost 2weeks now. Shior


There's level to this shit!

The Queen is back to Lagos but Ike is not because he landed another PAID gig thats keeping him back.Y'all are not ready for MERIKE thunderstorm

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nadesh:
Is this the "meeting Governor Wike" ?
Lunatics are going to strip in club? No wonder they quickly downloaded Lambos Chanel lingerie. By the way, there is only one club in Benin and that's Club Joker, this one na ogogoro kiosk but una try .

This life.After making mouth and calling us club goers while they are Governors children una want go strip for one bending corner unknown club?

My dear, I thought one diarrhea mouth up there said they don't do strip clubs. That they are into government house things.. I laugh in meeting the governor.

Now, na to dey follow open ashewo quarters she dey do.

Well why am I not surprised, that was her stock in trade before now. The mother of all ashewos help open another short time room in Benin..

Tarabye:
I'm not suprised by your attitude cuz your moniker says it all
You know when gbegiri soup is filled in a brain, you begin to see things

I know, but do you know what happens to your brain when it is filled with odoriferous?

I leave it to your imagination..

I laugh in meeting with the governor!!!

Kwakwakwa!

Gbegirisoup:
My dear, I thought one diarrhea mouth up there said they don't do strip clubs. That they are into government house things.. I laugh in meeting the governor.

Now, na to dey follow open ashewo quarters she dey do.

Well why am I not surprised, that was her stock in trade before now. The mother of all ashewos help open another short time room in Benin..

Everything they mocked Mercy for in the past they are now hustling for.Everything they used to abuse Her, happened to them in worst form

I laugh in Governor Wikes voice. Port hacout last daugter

RobbStark:
The grace of God is upon Tacha.
Meanwhile, mechanics heard you guys have been begging Jack to follow your fav. I laff in moet.

Yes we have.. do you know why, because he asked Twitter's to make a list of people they want him to follow, ofcourse our Lambo deserves to be followed for trending almost everyday despite how you trashcans try to report our trends everyday ..

So obviously he's going to be following a lot of Nigerians. No biggie!

nadesh:
Everything they mocked Mercy for in the past they are now hustling for.Everything they used to abuse Her, happened to them in worst folds.

I laugh in Governor Wikes voice. Port hacout last daugter

Are you minding the noise makers. I can't laugh enough. I slept Smilling in my dream seeing governor wike meeting tacha. Because I knew it was audio..

Gbegirisoup:
Are you minding the noise makers. I can't laugh enough. I slept Smilling in my dream seeing governor wike meeting tacha. Because I knew it was audio..

Tacha,sir Dee,Nkay and Nelson met Governor Wike last night.
Sorry haters.

Haters are restless!

Sweetpink:
Tacha,sir Dee,Nkay and Nelson met Governor Wike last night.
Sorry haters.

Ok na for night Dem go meet am?

Hahahaha! After all the yabs.

Ok so AIT decided to air seyi's unveiling as house of lunatics ambassador but didn't bother about madam 89 odoriferous!

Na wa!

There's level anyway to this murdafacking shit!

Meanwhile see how touts and robbers called Titus fish fans tore sir dees shirt.

What kind of animals are these?

Local man cannot can abeg!

If truly tacha saw wike. I can only imagine the kind of begging and even twerking that would have gone down just to save face.

Make una show us picture na.

Abi is it word of mouth?

But to think of it, these people claim wike was hosting tacha. How come e Don become visit. There's a difference between hosting someone and going to greet someone.

Lambo to the world. Such a raving beauty. If you guys see lambo in real life, you would understand. She's breath taking. So petite yet so cute and pretty. So squishy squishy. I just love this young woman right here.

This is how Lambo is stepping right now...into next year

So house of lunettes hosted sucre papito on a ship

Did a video and many other things to celebrate his brand ambassadorship

But put Tacha under hot sun with one local ,aba made low budget Nicki minaj wig

And even forgot if she was an influencer or an ambassador

Na wa o

Eh ehn ,who has pic of Tacha with Governor wike

Lauryn41:
So house of lunettes hosted sucre papito on a ship

Did a video and many other things to celebrate his brand ambassadorship

But put Tacha under hot sun with one local ,aba made low budget Nicki minaj wig

And even forgot if she was an influencer or an ambassador

Na wa o

Eh ehn ,who has pic of Tacha with Governor wike

Tor!

House of Lunettes after sending the lunatic and her rats to go hawk eyeglass

MERIKE O'CLOCK

Catch your sub

MERIKE

@Official_Mercyeke and @Iam_Ikeonyema give Nadesh a wedding date mbok

Queen.

King

#MerikeBrokeTheInternet

Written by Nadesh and am giving free e-copies for the busy ones that cannot do without this thread.

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