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| 11 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me (farmer) by Easymoney00101(op): 1:36am On Nov 30, 2019 |
What do you see farmers as? Why should you marry a farmer? Do you see them as hard task masters, mean, dirty, miserable, unromantic and kinda surly souls? Or are they relatively domesticated, muscular, kind, romantic and a good catch? Will be taking you through some good reasons why you should get married to a farmer 1. Family Farm Have you ever thought of bringing up children on a farm, it gives them this wonderful appreciation for life, for death, even nature, fresh air, for entrepreneurship, for a sense of adventure. They’ll love being your children. 2. Animal Birth The first time I saw an Ewe give birth, I was so emotional. There’s really nothing as special as seeing a tiny lamb or calf struggle on shaky legs to its mother’s udder(breast), especially if it’s after a tough birth. So having a family where these happen is really a lot. This alone should cover all the reasons why you should get married to a farmer. 3. No Gym Expenses If you’re someone that wants to go fit, you won’t need to pay a gym membership, you’ll get fit easily and healthy from running after wayward calves, feeding goats and jumping on and off tractors. You’ll lose weight every year when you feed about 140 calves for two months, bringing in the cows to be milked is really relaxing exercise too. 4. Scrubbing up well Farmers tend to be splattered with muck, they don’t have to dress smart, they may hardly visit the barber and stuffs like that. But when he does scrub up to go on a night out, the transformation can remind you why you fell in love with him in the first place and you fall in love all over again. This is kinda general. For me, apart from being a farmer, I love looking good, I love smelling great, I cut my hair every two weeks.. so this doesn’t apply to me. See more.... Source: https://jitesblog.com/why-you-should-get-married-to-a-farmer/
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| Re: 11 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me (farmer) by mimimile93: 2:20am On Nov 30, 2019 |
And she said YES. These women marry just anything. |
| Re: 11 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me (farmer) by Easymoney00101(op): 4:34am On Nov 30, 2019 |
mimimile93:You just called farmers anything.... wow |
| Re: 11 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me (farmer) by mimimile93: 7:47am On Nov 30, 2019 |
Easymoney00101:I take back my words |
| Re: 11 Reasons Why You Should Marry Me (farmer) by Easymoney00101(op): 11:08pm On Dec 01, 2019 |
mimimile93:Issorite |
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