This one crack me up ��

ricki:
I left class about 3.30pm and saw this VW polo 1985 which i bought for £50. The white guy was so happy I bought it saying .....

"it is ur problem now".

This was like 20 years ago.

Couldn't drive! It was a 4 speed gearbox. I finally gather courage after collect the keys. The car was parked on a hill facing upward like Olumo rock. I have no licence no insurance no sense of driving. I can never forget that day.

The side curb was partly my lifeline and brake.

To find gear 1 na riddle. I didn't know how or why I didn't end up in some1 sitting room.

To cut story short. I found gear 1 and na so I reach house. The car doing like say it get multiple convulsion.

Everyone just dey clear for road as i dey go.....i was like what's wrong with this ppl common lets mingle.

Where are the police when u need them.....

AfonjaBoston:


How do you guys enjoy driving these old high mileage salvaged vehicles?

If the car was well maintained, driven on good roads, its not a big deal..

AfonjaBoston:


You bought stolen refurbished car

And if you know the value of 360k in that year when i just graduated, then you'd bridle your tongue.

hardbody:


And if you know the value of 360k in that year when i just graduated, then you'd bridle your tongue.

Shatap

I bought my first car which is Acura MDX in 2011.

PotatoSalad:
Should be In 2014
Ocelot XA-21.
$2,375,000.
GTA 5

You can't afford this in gtav

ednut1:
2016 bigdaddy. N1.55m. Still serving me

Oga all ur guys don upgrade ohh, abi u no like all d new model wey Dey market ni

rentAcock:
My first car was a 1999 Toyota Camry. I rocked that car until it started giving me problems. One day I was driving on the highway and the bonnet swung open obscuring my view for like 10 seconds and next thing I know, the whole bonnet flew away and nearly hit a car behind me. I could've died that day, but I wasnt about to give up on my first car. Too many memories in that car. I once made love in that car. I drove from lagos to Jos with that car. When my ex broke up with me, my little old Camry was still by my side. So it was my turn to have my car's back; I walked about half a mile to where my bonnet laid, picked it up and mounted it back without the hinges. I drove my car slowly to a mechanic to fix it back on. After exceeding 230,000 miles on the odometer, my camry gave up the ghost. It literally started smoking and caught fire. I gave it a befitting burial and moved on to the luxurious Nissan Murano.

September last year, my Camry caught fire too on the highway. Though a 2003 model.
September last year, my Camry caught fire too on the highway. Though a 2003 model. Since then, I have this phobia for driving and even buying another car

ohduz1988:
2017 u bought my first car.Naija use camry pencil. 600k. Thank God for life. I now live in Japan where car is one of the cheapest thing to buy

Can you list cars and their prices in Japan pls

rentAcock:
My first car was a 1999 Toyota Camry. I rocked that car until it started giving me problems. One day I was driving on the highway and the bonnet swung open obscuring my view for like 10 seconds and next thing I know, the whole bonnet flew away and nearly hit a car behind me. I could've died that day, but I wasnt about to give up on my first car. Too many memories in that car. I once made love in that car. I drove from lagos to Jos with that car. When my ex broke up with me, my little old Camry was still by my side. So it was my turn to have my car's back; I walked about half a mile to where my bonnet laid, picked it up and mounted it back without the hinges. I drove my car slowly to a mechanic to fix it back on. After exceeding 230,000 miles on the odometer, my camry gave up the ghost. It literally started smoking and caught fire. I gave it a befitting burial and moved on to the luxurious Nissan Murano.

°°

diportivo:


what manner of car has just one door?

does it have one seat??

BMW Isetta. Yes, it has one seat

DAVE5:



Oga all ur guys don upgrade ohh, abi u no like all d new model wey Dey market ni

upgrade when i dey japa comot una shit hole next year . Will buy range when i reach my new country

Simplyleo:

EOD 300k in 2010?

Oga, na wetin I buy my own I talk sooo.

No lie Ooo. If person tell u say him buy EOD for even 1.2m in 2010 wouldn't u argue and refute the lies lol. No mind me broda.

Suzuki Jimny. Bought in Ibadan around 1984 or so for I think N200, wasn’t running.

2 stroke, 3 cylinder, 4WD

Holyson213:
Toyota Solara then migrated to Toyota Pencil (which I am using presently) but it’s up for sale now (550k) because I want to upgrade to muscle

Presently using that solora. My first car though which I bought 700000. I'm really enjoying the car. But planning to upgrade soon.

ednut1:
upgrade when i dey japa comot una shit hole next year . Will buy range when i reach my new country

C dem. U called a whole Nigeria shit hole country while your family and loved ones are all here in Nigeria. Na people like u God dey punish. Safe journey to your dream land but if u later no travel next year. Your problem must multiply

idiege12:


Na wao. Are you trying to say you don't know what Nigerians refer to as one door? Come, where you from sef?

Togo


nigerians indeed


na why we still dey where we dey

one door koor

EgunMogaji2:


BMW Isetta. Yes, it has one seat

uncle

ricki:
I left class about 3.30pm and saw this VW polo 1985 which i bought for £50. The white guy was so happy I bought it saying .....

"it is ur problem now".

This was like 20 years ago.

Couldn't drive! It was a 4 speed gearbox. I finally gather courage after collect the keys. The car was parked on a hill facing upward like Olumo rock. I have no licence no insurance no sense of driving. I can never forget that day.

The side curb was partly my lifeline and brake.

To find gear 1 na riddle. I didn't know how or why I didn't end up in some1 sitting room.

To cut story short. I found gear 1 and na so I reach house. The car doing like say it get multiple convulsion.

Everyone just dey clear for road as i dey go.....i was like what's wrong with this ppl common lets mingle.

Where are the police when u need them.....

You must be joking?

Thegamingorca:



You can't afford this in gtav

Really? I had $2bn after completing the story mode.
$300m in GTA online before uninstalling the game

helinues:
Never bought one though had so many chances.. Priced more than 3 when I had the money but changed my mind. My first priced car was around 1.2 million

Why buying one when you don't stay in one place
Why buying one when you have access to enough cars( friends and Family)

Sir, you made me laugh with that ur assertion.
WHY BUYING CARS WHEN U HAVE ACCESS TO ENOUGH CARS(family and friends)

Make I no talk coz if I do ehn....you may possibly despise me

AfonjaBoston:


Shatap

Kids on diapers. Go play in the sand, i am done with you

ohduz1988:
2017 u bought my first car.Naija use camry pencil. 600k. Thank God for life. I now live in Japan where car is one of the cheapest thing to buy

Am based in onitsha Anambra state.
Can we talk business pls?

gowonmaharajah:

Sir, you made me laugh with that ur assertion.
WHY BUYING CARS WHEN U HAVE ACCESS TO ENOUGH CARS(family and friends)

Make I no talk coz if I do ehn....you may possibly despise me

We are here to learn sir... Wouldn't mind if you share

.

2015

Lhimeet:
Funny enough, I haven't bought a car yet.. Not even a toy car

2004 Toyota Camry, presently using 2007 Spider car dt got me depressed always

7 yrs ago, Golf around 300k

cococandy:
My first car was a Mercedes Benz. C300 . Sold it like 2 or more years ago and moved onto another significantly more luxurious Mercedes Benz. I’ll never sell this one. I love it die.

Drove c230 and now an ML .. trust me , Benz is amazing ! That car is dope