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genq:
Hahahhahahahaha. You must be one of the active NL misandrists on this section constantly insulting men and forming 'girl power' - Now you created another profile to confess your sexual frustration

This is why il never take women seriously on this forum. Sexually starved pigs!

Dude don't take this seriously, it's a made up story by a mod

You must be new here?

How to spot such stories

They always start with " I had to make this account for this "

Secondly they always have such fantastic stories because they are made up - like I slept with my boss, my wife is cheating with our grand uncle , etc

Third they are all written by lala

Don't believe me ? Ask well

Personally I am tired of building women for other men. Those of you shouting Virginia Virginia. You must realise that many of despite being mature physically are not mature mentally. They only attain this maturity in their mid 30s. The problem is by their mid 30s many have made irrevocably binding decisions that makes it difficult to start a fresh life with them.

I have dated early 20s girls that woke up one morning and decided they were lesbian now, or feminist, or that they wanted a man who'll leave them text messages before they wake up, flowers by their bed, breakfast in bed, WhatsApp messages every hour etc. after like 3 years in a relationship.

As a man, don't fool yourself. Women are adventurous too. Your fellow useless men will chase their own fellow guys girlfriend/wives down shamelessly, without remorse. Nothing you do will ever be good enough.

I wish I had the power to erase memories. I swear I will. When your brain starts replaying unwanted movies for you. Leave women alone. Leave women alone. Make money. Everything will follow.

nwanneni:
lol,at your age you still dey do "I have a friend".
A statement associated with failure worldwide.
I thought you wanted to tell me your age,the number of kids you have and the value you possess,not some third person crap any fool can concuct.
I turned 28 this year and boy I am grateful,atleast I afford not to use another person as reference,unlike you.
Face your website business in peace,university of liverpool and then?

Well said , bravo

oyaaa:
nice pic
U the one on red

in the profile she says she is ghanian, the ghanian is the other girl with that ghana outfit. the other one u are thinking of is nigerian. i know her

healthserve:
The most important thing is what I want to hit on before this thread degenerates into a squabble. And it is take it easy on yourself. Your high moral standards and etiquette along with your principles, beliefs, values and self expectation has placed you on a pedestal where you expect yourself to act in a certain manner and form. So to win this war, you must first and foremost win the battle in your mind. Yes, every thing goor or bad in this instance is in your mind and to end this struggle the battle must first be won in your mind. Hence I recommend this tips:



1. You'll make new resolutions and you'll fail yourselves many times. But be prepared to forgive yourself before you fail. Being able to pick yourself back up and move forward is one of the routines you should embrace enroute your destination to get healing.


2. The mind is the largest sexual organ. Stop feeding your mind with crazy sexual stuff. Infact Place rules on yourself not be participate in anything sexual outside your hubby.



3. After you've forgiven yourself, adopt the belief that marriage isn't all sex sex and sex. And you'll sacrifice what you don't receive but stay contented. Mental contentment is one of the sure ways to deal with mental wandering. To win this war, you must treat yourself with love and kindness and not condemn yourself in anyway however bad, lest through your own cycle of thoughts you slip into being guilt tripped by your mind and loose focus on healing beyond scars



4. Try new things and fill up spare hours. Place yourself in a new fellowship or activity group where you'll use more of your free time to practice. The rule for change has always remained the same and one I recommend to myself many times is to replace a bad habit with many good habits and practice. Spend more time on activities to have your mind filled up.


5. What you feed your mind matters. In place of sexual arousing information, try spiritual affairs so the sector of your mind producing this thoughts would be flooded with light and you can fix the gaps within your walls and have the breech sealed.

send me a mail i would love to help out.

Cock and bull

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

I can give you head for free. You'd pay a one time subscription fee of keeping secrets to yourself. Private chat me once you have the balls...

solmusdesigns:
you are truly a kid, i bet if we exchange Instagram id and you see for yourself you would understand you prolly can measure up to my subordinates..

But your rant isnt about me and am not a Lady nor am i a lady so i brought a refrence of similar age who is my sister , so as to prove that you are not only childish but poor mentaly if you think at 32 you shouldnt have 4 kids and be finacially stable

PS: at your age i have succesfully resided in three continents and owned businessesyou are here throwing tantrums based on your underachieving life.. dude read your comments again when the alchohol or drug you took wears off and see how dumb and poor you sounded

Bro stop, you are not winning that argument, your points sound forced and made up it's okay take the L and move on

Jeez

solmusdesigns:
typical rivers boy that hasnt seen any other state or country before and feels he is living in paradise, imagine posing with bottle water hahahaa!! dude i know your type, poverty has marked you and since you could feed at a makeshift poorman restaurant you feel proud enough to come on Nairaland to brag about it

i wish you could travel more and change your village world veiw.. poverty is truly a disease

Too thirsty . His state of origin has nothing to do with it. Are you aware how rich that state is by the way ?

Dude you are the one who sounds really pained ..

I wonder why?

KanwuliaExtra:
Why not just buy a DOG?
Dogs lick better than humans o.
Especially, at that time of the month.


* i have testified on NL about this in 2007. caused me many yeye aprokoistic holy-mwenje h-enemies on NL ke. all of dem don quench tey tey. muchechecheche *

I saw a post on Reddit about a woman who gets her dog to come and lick/climb her

nwanneni:
Audio 80%na.
It's 11pm,someone that has 4 kids and brings in the 80% income to take care of them and the household still has the ability to be here to defend her nymphomaniac tendencies.
Tell me,where do you get the energy from huh?
If you truly bring in the 80%,I can only imagine how malnourished those kids will look or perhaps and of course,this claim is bogus and highly false.
80% in monopoly money I guess.

Stay at home moms and lies sef

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Dude jokkes aside Sha .. hope you are aware this is a made up post? The same mod writes several whenever they feel traffic is stalling here

Lala writes these made up fake stories all the time so don't take it too seriously.. people who argue over this are plain ignorant. If you are close to a mod ask them. Wait did you really think people bring their real life issues to nairaland? So you believe a woman would post this here when she has close friends she will confide in? Come on bro

Kathleens:
Thank you darling, the same jobless fool have been trolling with two accounts. How can someone be this jobless on a faceless forum. Really hilarious � �

Lala stop already

nwanneni:
32 years with 4 kids already and possibly still counting
Jobless aunty them.Na work you need,not advise or insult.
That man money go don suffer for your hand walahi.
I can't imagine myself marrying a woman that doesn't have any economic value.
Just stay at home,fùck missionary as usual,cook,clean,chop,born,get fat with strtch mark,tie wrapper,smell,go saloon to gossip,suspects me cheating,grow armpit hair and toto hair too,steal money,investigate and know.all my property and ration in her head,sleep,snore,fùck again and the cycle continues.
Spits!
I go just run that house or use you like rag,ode.

Where you born this stupid?!!! Or you acquired it along the way?

nwanneni:
Bottle water indeed.
Show me yours na.
When you finish,try enter kitchen go make that man some food,it's not easy on him.Something I know a housewife can't understand sha.

Hahahahaa

Dude you got me laughing so hard I fell off my chair

Kathleens:
That is disgusting �

do you work and do you work out

Amanee:
Nothing we say will reset your head ma'am

You're halfway to cheating on your husband, strap on and enjoy the bumpy ride

Ask her if the Devil entered from the back door or the front door.
She created her own problems and she has to solve them on her own.
We have problems of ours and no matter what we tell her, she has the power to continue or stop what she started herself.
She doesn't have to advertise her private issues on the internet, maybe she thinks we are smarter than her or what, What will we say she hasn't heard herself?

Mouthgag:
I don't pity rule breakers... At bolded
Good for you.

Lala wrote this

Believe it 100%

2sexycom:
get a job

Case closed

richPHAROAH:
see finishing. the jobless part is also responsible for this because if say she get job she no go spend so much time watching blue film and expect her husband to do wetin she see there . u are on point brother

Very true

MajorWarren:
Anyone who insults you for your husband not meeting your normal sexual needs is a total buffoon. At least you’ve got morals and don’t wish to go through with it.

That said, talk to your husband let him know how you feel. Worst come to worst you could get a toy that does that but that should be as a last resort. He should be doing that for you as y’all husband and wife.

See the foolish this one is saying?

You think it's every man that can do that rubbish?

Medically and spiritually, that act is very dirty. Coupled with the fact that the vagina is one of the dirtiest part of a woman. No Matter how they wash it, it'll still be dirty.

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

I was in similar circumstances some years back. The following tips helped me greatly
1. Give your life to Christ truly. Ask the Holy Spirit to help you. Cast out the spirit of lust and spirit spouses
2. Get rid of porn and romance novels, movies with sexually explicit scenes
3. The hard part -- Force out every sexual thought. Fight it, don't allow it nest in your head. Rebuke the thoughts and deliberately think about God, Christ and His holiness, whenever these thoughts come.With time you'll get used to resisting these thoughts.
4. Tell your husband what you need. If he's understanding like mine, he'll go out of his way to satisfy you. Afterall, he's the only option you have.
God's grace

Mymynd4u:
What do u mean by that? Are u suggesting that she shud be banned for an alternate account?

Yes!
Absolutely

Find extra work to occupy your time. You're jobless

sassysure:
.Seun must chop

I swear. Kanwulia presence was the big giveaway

Cutehector:
But why didnt you do your enhanced due diligence while dating. If you really liked mouth action, you would have married a man that liked it.

This was all you got from this made up write up ?

Wow

Einstein must have reincarnated

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

Tell your husband to go down on you

richPHAROAH:
thi guy is given live valid raw truths and una dey attack am. are you telling me that if this girl was working from 9am to 4pm with all that stress, she will have all the time to be thinking about how someone will come and suck her pussssy? this thread just opened my eyes to something, i stopped my fianceee from working and i pay her double of whatever she was getting paid monthly, but now i think i have to change it may she no come worst pass this op

Well said

Mouthgag:
Yes!
Absolutely

Mouth gag, u r suppose to help her with a mouth action dt she deserves

Kathleens:
Thank you, i have not heard any discussion with him. He thinks he is the best. He is not really good in MouthAction but the penetration he is good

The best thing is to deliberately make him catch you masturbating that will give you both the chance to talk things out. No one will watch his woman masturbate and still feel manly. Goodluck, after this he will do everything to satisfy you.

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

Glory be to God the damage hasn't gone too bad beyond repair. First barricade you need to put in place is to ask yourself whether you are willing to lose your marriage over issue of infidelity, your answer will help you reset your brain a lot. secondly you need to enhance your communication, your romance etc with your hubby and eventually, let him know your sexual desire. You never can tell, he may show interest but while telling him, don't make it looks like something you as so desperate to do but let him know it is another side of sex that you guys could give a try.

Realtalk20:
This was all you got from this made up write up ?

Wow

Einstein must have reincarnated

Cutehector the newly found Einstein

nwanneni:
32 years with 4 kids already and possibly still counting
Jobless aunty them.Na work you need,not advise or insult.
That man money go don suffer for your hand walahi.
I can't imagine myself marrying a woman that doesn't have any economic value.
Just stay at home,fùck missionary as usual,cook,clean,chop,born,get fat with stretch mark,tie wrapper,smell,go saloon to gossip,suspects me cheating,grow armpit hair and toto hair too,steal money,investigate and know.all my property and ration in her head,sleep,snore,fùck again and the cycle continues.
Spits!
I go just run that house or use you like rag,ode.

well said!