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Yemike:
Don't tell me I am confused right now


But wait.....that is my momma opening drinks with Her teeth!!

Poor woman!! And I am just a fool who doesn't know how to stay in His place

kaycee125:
I was telling some of my friends offline about Nairaland yesterday none of them have monikers, here most view the front page as guests and find Nairaland funny, thankfully no immediate family member of mine is a member here.

The day a friend rightly guessed my moniker, mehn come and see me denying Viking007. I just started sweating all of a sudden.

My friend: So you're Viking007.

Me: What is Viking007 I am not Viking or whatever, I don't even have an account on Nairaland.

Lhimeet:
Lyon 1 - 1

crystalboss:
take a look at this

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Goodluck

Viking007:
The day a friend rightly guessed my moniker, mehn come and see me denying Viking007. I just started sweating all of a sudden.

My friend: So you're Viking007.

Me: What is Viking007 I am not Viking or whatever, I don't even have an account on Nairaland.

BossJohnny:
My parents are to be blame for bringing a rejected toothpick like myself to this world... I am surely feeding off my mama hand..... I'm such an idiot

Viking007:
Not pity but shame and embarrassment. Thank God for Nairaland anonymous feature. You need to see the way I hide my Nairaland profile because 80% of my comments are related to gambling.

They call me lala$ticlala at work because no matter what I'm doing, there must be a Nairaland tab on my system. Nobody knows I'm in one ragtag gambling thread/group where 99% of the comments you'll see is ewu hausa.

Yemike:
You said it all slowpoke!

crystalboss:
take a look at this

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Goodluck

Viking007:
The day a friend rightly guessed my moniker, mehn come and see me denying Viking007. I just started sweating all of a sudden.

My friend: So you're Viking007.

Me: What is Viking007 I am not Viking or whatever, I don't even have an account on Nairaland.

Fastecash:
the guy is from another planet..he must be a witch in punting

crystalboss:
take a look at this

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Goodluck

kaycee125:
until Buhari came and made everyone crazy, that's why I dont blame the trolls. You cant be in a crazy country and not lose your mind

21void:
Lyon. Nice.

YemiCrown1:
Wake up to green

Yemike:
Nice chatting with you.
No offence bro

Hammer2019:
Were you the one that dropped the 3 draw games earlier today?

Hammer2019:
You trust this game?

I intend using the proceeds from crystal boss' game to play it

YemiCrown1:
Wake up to green

Yehmy wan break him curse like lingard ohh..so u dey drop 2odds game chai

NLReposter:
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