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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 11:13pm On Mar 01, 2020
raumdeuter:
Vicinius exposed Hidden shakushaku Hazard. The 2 left legged twerker
Vinicius will thank Pique for the deflected goal. Diaz will only thank Zidane for giving him the chance to do, in 2mins, what Benzema couldn't do for 90 mins. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 11:28pm On Mar 01, 2020
raumdeuter:
Madrid top scorer in all comps
Na so...iioon! cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 11:29pm On Mar 01, 2020
airmark:
Diaz replaced the Algerian bag of beans and scored. grin
You can imagine. The useless player was missing chance after chance all day.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 11:29pm On Mar 01, 2020
TalabiAudu:
Utter crap of a player angry
Cc raumdeuter you've got your answer.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 11:38pm On Mar 01, 2020
diggz:
You can imagine. The useless player was missing chance after chance all day.
He was bundled out like a bag of beans at Mile 12.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 11:49pm On Mar 01, 2020
airmark:
He was bundled out like a bag of beans at Mile 12.
Useless striker
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by FergieRaww(m): 11:51pm On Mar 01, 2020
Chelsea squad took bold predictions on the outcome of tonight game ..

kante really hurt me there sad

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Griffon: 11:52pm On Mar 01, 2020
It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Amoto94(m): 12:29am On Mar 02, 2020
Toni Kroos misplaced just ONE pass against Barcelona:

98.5% pass accuracy 65 passes 64 passes completed 1 assist Carry along?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Unlimited22: 1:07am On Mar 02, 2020
Amoto94:
Toni Kroos misplaced just ONE pass against Barcelona:


98.5% pass accuracy
65 passes
64 passes completed
1 assist
Carry along?
grin
He can pass sideways a lot shaa
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 1:34am On Mar 02, 2020
airmark:
Vinicius will thank Pique for the deflected goal. Diaz will only thank Zidane for giving him the chance to do, in 2mins, what Benzema couldn't do for 90 mins. grin
Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 1:35am On Mar 02, 2020
diggz:
Na so...iioon! cheesy
Yes oo. Undisputed Madrid top scorer
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc2: 4:55am On Mar 02, 2020
raumdeuter:
Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football


That's TOUGH.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 8:37am On Mar 02, 2020
Nihilist:
I'm actually not joking.

Alonso is already a striker in all but name. He averages more touches in the penalty box per game than the likes of Jesse Lingard, and actually sees more of the ball in the Final 3rd than Morata himself.

His game is about off the ball movement, and is only really hampered attacking wise by the fact that he has to retreat to his own box area several times a game.

Alonso is really a false 9. Why not just make him a real 9? His defensive game still leaves a lot to be desired, but offensively he could probably do some real damage. He's good in the air, tall, strong, and has a great eye for goal.

Surely, I cant be the only person thinking this?
This is not tough, you know ball bro.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 8:39am On Mar 02, 2020
raumdeuter:
Vicinius has equalled Hazards season goals in 90mins of football
Yes, a fit player is expected to outperform the one consistently going in and out of clinic.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 9:48am On Mar 02, 2020
Griffon:
It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?
Yes please. Telles,or Grimaldo,is a must in the summer.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by BlueMann: 9:51am On Mar 02, 2020
But who did this grin embarassed

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NextD18: 9:51am On Mar 02, 2020
Who sabi shorten URL? angry
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Greatihex(m): 10:08am On Mar 02, 2020
NextD18:
Who sabi shorten URL? angry
bit dot ly will do it for you.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NextD18: 10:28am On Mar 02, 2020
Greatihex:
bit dot ly will do it for you.
To my chosen naming?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Greatihex(m): 12:54pm On Mar 02, 2020
NextD18:
To my chosen naming?
no
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nihilistjnr: 1:14pm On Mar 02, 2020
Griffon:
It looks like Porto's Alex Telles has no intentions of signing a new contract with his club. The ninja is asking for a €6m-a-year salary, which the club are unwilling to provide.

With his contract expiring next year, Porto may just be looking at cash in on the ninja this summer.

Can we move?
This guy is an animal.

I'll take him or Acuna at Sporting Lisbon
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by nihilistjnr: 1:16pm On Mar 02, 2020
airmark:
This is not tough, you know ball bro.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 1:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
airmark:
Yes, a fit player is expected to outperform the one consistently going in and out of clinic.
Vinicius 1274 mins 4 goals
Hazard 1124mins 1 goal

Help us with this Maths
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by afrodoc(m): 1:52pm On Mar 02, 2020
raumdeuter:
Vinicius 1274 mins 4 goals
Hazard 1124mins 1 goal

Help us with this Maths
This one is not tough, it's simple arithmetic.
Vinicius a goal every 318.5 minutes. Hazard a goal every 1124 minutes.

The calculation is easy but the answer (for Hazard) is TOUGH. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 2:06pm On Mar 02, 2020
afrodoc:
This one is not tough, it's simple arithmetic.
Vinicius a goal every 318.5 minutes. Hazard a goal every 1124 minutes.

The calculation is easy but the answer (for Hazard) is TOUGH. cheesy
Airmark is this possible that Vinicius a teenager that's new to Europe is doing better than the greatest hidden shakushaku hazard. Hensben must hear this

Could it be that Hazard is playing under a defensive coach with Pedro and Willian in Madrid while Vicinius is playing with an attacking coach and better players
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 3:19pm On Mar 02, 2020
raumdeuter:
Airmark is this possible that Vinicius a teenager that's new to Europe is doing better than the greatest hidden shakushaku hazard. Hensben must hear this

Could it be that Hazard is playing under a defensive coach with Pedro and Willian in Madrid while Vicinius is playing with an attacking coach and better players
A fit Hazard will reply these foolish questions when the time comes.

That's how VVD replied your foolish questions at Munich last season.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 3:39pm On Mar 02, 2020
airmark:
A fit Hazard will reply these foolish questions when the time comes.

That's how VVD replied your foolish questions at Munich last season.
Hazard has played over 1,000 mins for Madrid already and has 1 goal to show for it, a teenager from South America in similar number of minutes has 4 goals

Is that not a shame? VVD was only able to use Hummels to shine which was why we bundled your bend down select Hummels out of Bayern
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by airmark(m): 4:14pm On Mar 02, 2020
raumdeuter:
Hazard has played over 1,000 mins for Madrid already and has 1 goal to show for it, a teenager from South America in similar number of minutes has 4 goals

Is that not a shame? VVD was only able to use Hummels to shine which was why we bundled your bend down select Hummels out of Bayern
Benzema's over 1000mins, 1 goal since 3 months.

Mariano Diaz 3 mins, 1 goal yesterday.

It's either Benzema kills Madrid or Madrid kill him. grin


Where was Boathand when VVD destroyed Hummels, Neuer and you?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Swissh: 5:00pm On Mar 02, 2020
Cc Thorvikk55, DExponential, Amoto94.

Tommorow Chelsea vs Liverpool. I hope your minds are relaxed. Parte is expected here.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by raumdeuter: 5:08pm On Mar 02, 2020
airmark:
Benzema's over 1000mins, 1 goal since 3 months.
Mariano Diaz 3 mins, 1 goal yesterday.

It's either Benzema kills Madrid or Madrid kill him. grin
Where was Boathand when VVD destroyed Hummels, Neuer and you?
Give us stats for the entire season

Benzema Madrid top scorer, 2nd in La Liga

Tell us the position of Hidden Hazard.

Hummels was the one destroyed and Bayern shipped him out that he wasnt Bayern standard

When Boatank faced your club a few days ago in your own stadium it ended in tears for you and your citadel people
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by NextD18: 5:44pm On Mar 02, 2020
Tommorow Chelsea vs Liverpool. I hope your minds are relaxed. Parte is expected here.
Who Arsenal dey play tomorrow?
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