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The#GuyCode:To my Son by Nobody: 3:31pm On Mar 05, 2020
Good day Guy's,
My son I had when I was 18 is 18 now and already having a hard time with peers and friends.
He recently got admission into the university.
So I sent him this and many more and know other Family Men here will like this.
Rules To Son;
1.Never Shake a man's hand sitting down.
2.Never enter a Pool by the Stairs.
3.The man at the BBQ is the closest thing to a King.
4.In a negotiation,Never make the first bargain.
5.Request the late Check-out.
6.When entrusted with a Secret,Keep it.
7.Hold your heroes to a higher Standard.
8.Return a borrowed Car with a full tank of gas.
9.Play with passion or not at all.
10.When Shaking Hands Grip firmly and look them in the eyes.
11.Don't let a wishbone grow where a backborn should be.
12.If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.
13.Carry two handkerchiefs,The one in your back pocket is for you and the one in your breast pocket is for her.
14.You marry the girl,You marry her family.
15.Be like a duck.Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16Try and experience the Serenity of traveling alone.
17.Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18.Never turn down a breath mint.
19.Being athletic is worth 1000 words.
20.Try writing your own eulogy.Never Stop Revising.
Rules curled from *Whatgirlswant* Tumblr n the book *RulesFromFatherToSon*
Las Las,My Son always ask A Favour for A Favour.�

Re: The#GuyCode:To my Son by Nobody:
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Re: The#GuyCode:To my Son by Nobody: 4:28pm On Mar 05, 2020
That's why it's a Code,I only want a few people to see this.They only visit Crime.
Re: The#GuyCode:To my Son by Bojack(m): 10:41pm On Mar 14, 2020
Niceeee
Re: The#GuyCode:To my Son by Nobody: 4:43am On Mar 15, 2020
culturedboss:
Good day Guy's,
My son I had when I was 18 is 18 now and already having a hard time with peers and friends.
He recently got admission into the university.
So I sent him this and many more and know other Family Men here will like this.
Rules To Son;
1.Never Shake a man's hand sitting down.
2.Never enter a Pool by the Stairs.
3.The man at the BBQ is the closest thing to a King.
4.In a negotiation,Never make the first bargain.
5.Request the late Check-out.
6.When entrusted with a Secret,Keep it.
7.Hold your heroes to a higher Standard.
8.Return a borrowed Car with a full tank of gas.
9.Play with passion or not at all.
10.When Shaking Hands Grip firmly and look them in the eyes.
11.Don't let a wishbone grow where a backborn should be.
12.If you need music on the beach, you're missing the point.
13.Carry two handkerchiefs,The one in your back pocket is for you and the one in your breast pocket is for her.
14.You marry the girl,You marry her family.
15.Be like a duck.Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16Try and experience the Serenity of traveling alone.
17.Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18.Never turn down a breath mint.
19.Being athletic is worth 1000 words.
20.Try writing your own eulogy.Never Stop Revising.
Rules curled from *Whatgirlswant* Tumblr n the book *RulesFromFatherToSon*
Las Las,My Son always ask A Favour for A Favour.�
Noted!!
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