₦airaland Forum

cucumbae:
He no wan die alone.Why do you think they call him"jagaban? It's because he is a crook.

Jagaban means crook? In your stupid dialect I guess.

Perkins2018:
Jagaban means crook? In your stupid dialect I guess.

I no dey insult person wey Mumu that's why.

Our God is working towards 2023 be that. If you know you know

What's funny to that useless policeman laughing in the photograph? Has he forgottened that he was on duty?

farano:
E don happen ooo... Landlord returned from UK, tenants no gree open gate

Where?

Raydos:
I'm confused here!

Nigeria recorded a case of corona Virus long before South Africa, But now South Africa has over 700 cases of corona virus, but Nigeria is still claiming 51 cases?

Another thing is Nigeria population is 180million while south Africa's 50million, South Africa has a better healthcare centre than Nigeria, and they still has 700 cases, but Nigeria with a very poor health care with overcrowded cities is still claiming 51 cases!!

The figures in Nigeria ain't correct, I'm very sure we have over 2,000 cases already

May GOD help us in this country oo, I'm scared already, I live my life as though I am gonna die tomorrow now!, Shit is getting real!

So educate us the number of people that have it or are showing symptoms in your house or your street.

I believe you're one of those that assume that God doesn't exist. And God has some of his own people in Nigeria.

And that the weather plays its own little part in weakening the effects of the virus. I'm sure of that.


take it or leave it.

Asekhamhe1:
Ha e go uk God @ work lol

Make we dey watch na.

Sometimes, the handworks of God can never be comprehended until its final accomplishments.

Afenifebi.
Is like Odumakin just returned from China. because he never talked about somebody that organised rally where 6 states present.
Only to be looking for where Tinubu pass

but he never lied about what he said. nothing can happen to Tinubu but laws must be obeyed

13october:
Afenifebi.
Is like Odumakin just returned from China. because he never talked about somebody that organised rally where 6 states present.
Only to be looking for where Tinubu pass

WelcomeToBiafra:
abi him pay u to b him internet bodyguard? He be tinubu sycophantic jobless internet zombie.

A lot of them are still in influence of ritual election rice and a piece of ritual meat they ate during every elections.

omo...
dis explains a lot o, if true!
y people c white but call it orange.
chai!

cucumbae:
I no dey insult person wey Mumu that's why.

I guess your mumumess is hereditary.

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN!!

Stop counting on others wealth. Work out yours

Raydos:
I'm confused here!

Nigeria recorded a case of corona Virus long before South Africa, But now South Africa has over 700 cases of corona virus, but Nigeria is still claiming 51 cases?

Another thing is Nigeria population is 180million while south Africa's 50million, South Africa has a better healthcare centre than Nigeria, and they still has 700 cases, but Nigeria with a very poor health care with overcrowded cities is still claiming 51 cases!!

The figures in Nigeria ain't correct, I'm very sure we have over 2,000 cases already

May GOD help us in this country oo, I'm scared already, I live my life as though I am gonna die tomorrow now!, Shit is getting real!

you are scared ?

NextD18:
Tinubu!!

Oh God! You know our mind.

Grant us our heart desires!

AMEN.

[s]

Iyiataata92:
My Take:
(1)It seems Sanwo Olu is afraid of Tinubu. He lacked the guts to refuse a meeting with him knowing the risk involved
(2)How can Sanwo Olu shake elbow with Tinubu while exposing his air routes, his nose and mouth?. What then has he been teaching Lagosians since?
(3)How can Tinubu draw support for LASG asking citizens to comply to an order he is brazenly flouting? Where's leadership in this?
(4)Why would Yinka Odumakin refer to Tinubu as 'someone' but would go on to be precise about Abba Kyari? Would he lose his voice if he says 'Tinubu came back from the UK and.........'?
(5)APC said Tinubu returned a long time and stayed indoor. The report said Tinubu returned on Saturday. I don't know who is lying here but it's easy to guess. Whichever the case, WHO stipulates 14 self-isolation. I reserve my take on this.

Tinubu should have learned something from the Abba Kyari saga unless something sinister is cooking within him

[/s]

Where's Mike Adenuga please

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

Incomplete list. What about IBB??

LivingSage:
Where's Mike Adenuga please

Hopefully e no get am for body ,cos covik no dey respect anybody

That's the Lagos state Commissioner of Police, a confirmed Tinubu boy since 1999

enemyofprogress:
What's funny to that useless policeman laughing in the photograph? Has he forgottened that he was on duty?

He is jagaban,Corona no de fear face. Only his face alone will pursue coro virus

Hmmmm

Racoon:
Baba dey seriously fear Covid19.

Lagos most be taking over is you be our issue baba abeg pack well 2023. opposition most win

nairavsdollars:
That's the Lagos state Commissioner of Police, a confirmed Tinubu boy since 1999

that means the idiot is a yes boy

franchasng:
All the rich and affluent Nigerians should be mandated to make a donation to help poor Nigerians and to help Nigeria recover from the effects of this global pandemic when the pandemic is over very soon.

Dangote ought to donate at least $1billion to Nigerians at this perilous time, because the money he has today is Nigerian peoples' commonwealth past and present Nigerian leaders entrusted with him through various policies (FOREX waivers, tax waivers, monopoly, etc), direct and indirect contracts. Dangote should make that donation now because time is running out, and he should never dare make the donation to Kano state or Northeast or Northwest like he always do because his wealth came from Nigerians, especially from Niger Delta



1.) Dangote - $1billion

2.) Otedola - $50million

3.) Cosmos Maduka - $20million

4.) Arthur Eze - $10million

5.) Tony Elumelu - $60million

6.) Jim Ovia - $10million

7.) Bola Tinubu - $40million

8.) Leo Stan Eke - $10million

9.) Mrs Alakija - $60million

10.) Mohammed Indimi - $60million

and the list continues like that......


this is what they must do, FG should setup a committee to start the donation asap, because Nigeria need the fund to stimulate the economy back to normal after this whole global pandemic if not, Nigeria's economy will crumble after the pandemic is over and $ may rise to $1 = NGN700.




NOTE:
Nigerians should not panic much because coronavirus is a virus that thrive in mostly cold weather and climate regions. Nigeria being a tropical country with warm weather will not witness a wide spread and death like other countries. If you ever contract the virus, stay calm, make sure you take hot shower everyday you return back to your home.


Drink more of hot drinks, warm water and do away with cold drinks and cold food. Eat your meals when hot.


Boil clean water and add some menthol or balm in the water and inhale through your nostrils everyday.


Stop using AC in your car or at home, go out and take sunlight to warm your body. What has been saving Nigerians is our warm weather not any precaution. Stay calm, coronavirus will soon be over, we should be focusing on how to handle the economy recession that will follow after this global pandemic, because coronavirus will soon go!!

God bless you. Best comment about Corana that I have read in weeks.

Kweensavvy:
God bless you. Best comment about Corana that I have read in weeks.

God bless you too darling, but you ladies of our time, or will I say you Nairaland ladies have all joined bad gang because you ladies don't even know how to appreciate a man - why can't u people ask for my house lamba to come pay a visit with a plate of eforiro and pounded yam with keg of palm wine to wash it

franchasng:
God bless you too darling, but you ladies of our time, or will I say you Nairaland ladies have all joined bad gang because you ladies don't even know how to appreciate a man - why can't u people ask for my house lamba to come pay a visit with a plate of eforiro and pounded yam with keg of palm wine to wash it

We all joined bad gang because? Oya do me a favor.. Repeat it again... Say it loud and listen to yourself lol e make sense?

Kweensavvy:
We all joined bad gang because? Oya do me a favor.. Repeat it again... Say it loud and listen to yourself lol e make sense?

Its true na

franchasng:
Its true na

It's not true. The guys on Nairaland simply hate women. Check all the threads. Y'all always gang up against women... for reasons I don't know... Even the ones with zero reason just want to hate on women on here 'to belong' laslas na nairaland e end... I mean all the hate speech...

Kweensavvy:
It's not true. The guys on Nairaland simply hate women. Check all the threads. Y'all always gang up against women... for reasons I don't know... Even the ones with zero reason just want to hate on women on here 'to belong' laslas na nairaland e end... I mean all the hate speech...

hate women ke, if u want to know if I or any Nairaland guy truly hate women, abeg pay us a visit, especially in this coronavirus stay at home era that there is no work again and watch how you will be pampered

franchasng:
hate women ke, if u want to know if I or any Nairaland guy truly hate women, abeg pay us a visit, especially in this coronavirus stay at home era that there is no work again and watch how you will be pampered

See teeth. Spread the love from nairaland.. #SayNoToGangAttackAgainstNairalandWomen #Peace

Kweensavvy:
See teeth. Spread the love from nairaland.. #SayNoToGangAttackAgainstNairalandWomen #Peace

nah, love begins at home, come home let's start it from there and it will spread out


Meanwhile, I cover my teeth with chloroquine and azitro