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timbros:
Time yourself. How long did it take you to spot Zlatan Ibrahimovic?

And if you spot him, don't spoil the fun for others.

34 secs
I thought he wasn't there

nihilistjnr:
So Maldini made a mistake here?

Because you are the same person that told us that Van Dijk must not tackle, because Maldini said so.

Now you're showing us Maldini tackling, while blaming Dijk for not tackling

Egbon, shey na fork and knife we go use chop this quarantine Amala?

E be like say this quarantine don dey affect you o. A good defender tackles when he needs to, Its a weapon you keep and use as a last resort not your go to everytime

And looking at that moment, The Yekini stutter step eliminatedMaldinis partners(that was the mistake) which Maldini had to atone for like every great defender will do

Like Boateng did to win his country the world cup, like Maldini did in that move, like Ramos did multiple times which VVD failed to do to ordinary Morata

timbros:


Which expo you dey use?

He's an elder

timbros:
This should be easy...

Daniel Alves

timbros:
And lastly (for now).

You have £15. Build your 5 a side team...

Ter Stegen
Pique Varane
Mbappe
Messi

Keep the change

Expert17:
Apart from Ederson, nobody will supply Cr7 and Messi.....so there is a big gap in your team

Messi will supply cr7 na

raumdeuter:
For me na Canada 87 final wey I cry like say I wan die, If I saw the referee I for kill am that day, The following day on my way to church, I was still having murderous thoughts towards the ref

The Italy game it was naivete, We had a goal up a man up and could have managed the game better, Our attackers didnt trouble Dino Baggio

After Maldini pulled down Yekini, I just smiled like "My nigga" see werey defender

Amokachi and Amuneke leaving the field affected us, Imagine playing vs 10men and a speedy winger like Amuneke on the defenders instead of a show boater

Na wetin kill us be that.


Mehn that Canada 87 was bad too. The ref was a crook. Actually there was a rumor after the game that the ref was killed and another rumor that FIFA was going to order a replay of the match.

That was the game in which Phillip Osondu was being hacked all over and ref did not blow, but after Osondu picked himself up, waltzed through the defence and was about to face the keeper, the ref blew his whistle and brought the ball back for a free kick outside the box.

PDPGuy:
Van Dijk must not be dribbled
Yea, if VVD was the defender, Yekini would have had a shot on target. Who knows whether at 2-0, the Italian heads would have gone down

Maldini sef do carry along small for that clip until Yekini show him intention.

raumdeuter:
E be like say this quarantine don dey affect you o. A good defender tackles when he needs to, Its a weapon you keep and use as a last resort not your go to everytime

And looking at that moment, The Yekini stutter step eliminatedMaldinis partners(that was the mistake) which Maldini had to atone for like every great defender will do

Like Boateng did to win his country the world cup, like Maldini did in that move, like Ramos did multiple times which VVD failed to do to ordinary Morata

So Maldini did not make mistake, it's his partner that made mistake.

Covid flavouredAmala.

afrodoc2:
[/b]Na wetin kill us be that.
Mehn that Canada 87 was bad too. The ref was a crook. Actually there was a rumor after the game that the ref was killed and another rumor that FIFA was going to order a replay of the match.

That was the game in which Phillip Osondu was being hacked all over and ref did not blow, but after Osondu picked himself up, waltzed through the defence and was about to face the keeper, the ref blew his whistle and brought the ball back for a free kick outside the box.

That was the move, It was one of my first football matches that I could remember and It was really painful for me

raumdeuter:
That was the move, It was one of my first football matches that I could remember and It was really painful for me

Very painful but i don't think i cried, maybe cos we actually did well, and Osondu and Dimeji Lawal came back as heroes.

The Chile 87 team went there as allegedly our best ever youth team and disgraced us. Went there as potential winners and chopped 4-0 in the first game. I cried so badly and refused to go to school the next day. Remember we had to be waking up around 1am-2am to watch the matches.

nihilistjnr:
So Maldini did not make mistake, it's his partner that made mistake.

Covid flavouredAmala.

It is obvious from that cos Maldini had to cover for the mistake of the other defender who didnt cover Yekini properly

nihilistjnr:
So Maldini did not make mistake, it's his partner that made mistake.

Covid flavouredAmala.

LOL. Yekini finished Maldini there. That was a borderline red card. Yekini between 1990 and 1994 was a tough assignment. He would have given any defender problems.

afrodoc2:
Very painful but i don't think i cried, maybe cos we actually did well, and Osondu and Dimeji Lawal came back as heroes.

The Chile 87 team went there as allegedly our best ever youth team and disgraced us. Went there as potential winners and chopped 4-0 in the first game. I cried so badly and refused to go to school the next day. Remember we had to be waking up around 1am-2am to watch the matches.

For me na close matches dey pain me not those where dem whitewash us, Cos I knew we were close to winning, That Chile 87 they had already hyped it for me by the time the first match vs Brazil wey Alcindo dey enter us from the right wing I know say we don carry wetin pass ourselves

By the time William buried the dead ball in WIlly Okparas net, I know say when you meet person stronger than you, you go gentle ni

raumdeuter:
For me na close matches dey pain me not those where dem whitewash us, Cos I knew we were close to winning, That Chile 87 they had already hyped it for me by the time the first match vs Brazil wey Alcindo dey enter us from the right wing I know say we don carry wetin pass ourselves

By the time William buried the dead ball in WIlly Okparas net, I know say when you meet person stronger than you, you go gentle ni

Willy Opara fumbled for that tournament. Na part of the reason why people no take am serious after. He messed up against Canada too. Imagine we could not beat Canada.

Leyqute:
Larride abeg stop defending APC here. You know deep within you that things don’t add up.

Falz: "this your story nor dey add up"

hardeycute:
It will be hard to replace anyone from this list.

Remove Arnold and put Wan Bissaka

raumdeuter:
When I dey vex for showboaters like Okocha you need to watch efficient footballers and know the difference

Big ups to Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, strong in tackle, Calm in possession with vision like an eagle, left leg, right leg, shots he dey there

See this break in attack and immediate vision to launch a through ball to his attacker not wasting time. Imagine say na JayJay win ball there, he will first relax and look to disgrace the opponent while our attackers will be there suffering

https://j.gifs.com/D1lyYk.gif


See the same type of ball over the top in the Nations cup final

https://j.gifs.com/VAKXoX.gif

vs Senegal in the 2000 Nations cup we were suffering Oliseh had Malaria, he saw the team down and hopeless with Okocha doing his thing, Oliseh begged to come on from the bench and before long sent a long pass that opened the Senegalese defence and Aghahowa scored (elampiro where were you that day)

Omo that moment madness catch me, See as I run, Even watching the highlight now sef I wan dey cry.

If you watch all these good times of Nigerian football, you can see why some of us cant be bothered to watch the current eyesore we have now

That is why he played for European giants of his time like Ajax, Juve and Dortmund not the likes of Fenerbahce, Frankfurt or Bolton

Correct. I have not been following this session since the time football went on break.

Ibime the cash register is true the focal person of the SIP in my state is an acquaintance though I won't rule out party members benefitting but the bulk of the beneficiaries aren't party members.

larride:
You and Fake news are like bread and better.

How many people DSS don arrest?

Like we don't know... Person name dog Buhari and they arrested him... Abi you only hear what they tell you... Open ya eyes and ears

obainojazz:
Like we don't know... Person name dog Buhari and they arrested him... Abi you only hear what they tell you... Open ya eyes and ears

At least write their names here and what they said about Buhari that made DSS arrest them.

larride:
At least write their names here and what they said about Buhari that made DSS arrest them.

You no kuku get conscience

Amoto94:
Ibime the cash register is true the focal person of the SIP in my state is an acquaintance though I won't rule out party members benefitting but the bulk of the beneficiaries aren't party members.

Tbh....party carrying members go collect first, their family members go collect next, dem relatives go collect sef,their associates go collect too, before dem reason those wey suppose collect the money from start. No play with this people I know wetin I dey talk. Na thief all of them be!

elampiro:
Correct. I have not been following this session since the time football went on break.

What was your favourite memory of Nigerian football team

nihilistjnr:
Larride, surely you're not paid enough to be collecting these insults and cusses on behalf of your chairmen.

If I was actively plugged into the system and the loot was reaching me on the regular, I would actually be flaunting it in the faces of these niggas, instead of trying to defend my principals.

Las las na money man must make, so when dey post their Memes, I counter by posting my Millions.

But if I no dey see the loot, and my ogas at the top dey chop, while obainojazz and fellow scummies continue to cast dirt on my name, then why the fück am I the punching bag?

You're here trying to prove that you are a man of honour in a room full crooks, like anybody in sports section really cares

Obainojazz dey tackle you from Australia riding on top of a kangaroo, with afrodoc2 chilling in the pouch.

Diggz dey ride untop Stephanie for London, Ibime dey run Manchester as the Walter White of chloroquine

Roland17 and Raumdeueter dey Texas border carrying kponkpon working on a top secret border control project..

Seankafor is chatting shït from efcc detention cell via a smuggled phone, and Leyqute taking breaks between shouting owoda and counting ticket stubs at the park to vomit on the thread.

These niggas don't really care about what you have to say bruv.
Just show us the money make we hail you, and if there's no money to show, you may be in the wrong industry

Oh my days!!!

http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/14/we-have-no-money-cannot-sustain-lockdown-northern-governors-say

“Another issue discussed by the Northern governors was the issue of palliatives from the Federal Government where they regretted that so far no state in the region had received a dime as special allocation despite the fact that some of them had recorded cases while others were making frantic efforts to prevent any outbreak, as well as prepare against any eventuality.


Northern Governors Say A Lockdown In The Region Is Not Possible...what a fvckery!!!

Question Time:

Arsene - Arsenal

Give me another combo of club and manager where the names look related

Raumdeuter stay out of this one please, I'm sure you know one

raumdeuter:
When I dey vex for showboaters like Okocha you need to watch efficient footballers and know the difference

Big ups to Sunday Ogochukwu Oliseh, strong in tackle, Calm in possession with vision like an eagle, left leg, right leg, shots he dey there

See this break in attack and immediate vision to launch a through ball to his attacker not wasting time. Imagine say na JayJay win ball there, he will first relax and look to disgrace the opponent while our attackers will be there suffering

https://j.gifs.com/D1lyYk.gif


See the same type of ball over the top in the Nations cup final

https://j.gifs.com/VAKXoX.gif

vs Senegal in the 2000 Nations cup we were suffering Oliseh had Malaria, he saw the team down and hopeless with Okocha doing his thing, Oliseh begged to come on from the bench and before long sent a long pass that opened the Senegalese defence and Aghahowa scored (elampiro where were you that day)

Omo that moment madness catch me, See as I run, Even watching the highlight now sef I wan dey cry.

If you watch all these good times of Nigerian football, you can see why some of us cant be bothered to watch the current eyesore we have now

That is why he played for European giants of his time like Ajax, Juve and Dortmund not the likes of Fenerbahce, Frankfurt or Bolton

Oliseh assisted with 4 or 5 of these over the top balls in that Nations Cup. Oliseh is my favourite Super Eagle of all time, closely followed by Finidi.

I was lucky to attend live the Nigeria vs Japan friendly in Southampton in 2001 or so. I was almost surprised to see that there was only one man controlling the midfield passing game, and that was Oliseh, not Okocha. His technique was superb.

afrodoc2:
[/b]

Na wetin kill us be that.


Mehn that Canada 87 was bad too. The ref was a crook. Actually there was a rumor after the game that the ref was killed and another rumor that FIFA was going to order a replay of the match.

That was the game in which Phillip Osondu was being hacked all over and ref did not blow, but after Osondu picked himself up, waltzed through the defence and was about to face the keeper, the ref blew his whistle and brought the ball back for a free kick outside the box.

This happened?

The ref was a Nazi?

Amoto94:
Ibime the cash register is true the focal person of the SIP in my state is an acquaintance though I won't rule out party members benefitting but the bulk of the beneficiaries aren't party members.

Ask your bro to get in touch, let's sort out the data for his ghost register and make his chopping pain-free.

nihilistjnr:
Question Time:

Arsene - Arsenal

Give me another combo of club and manager where the names look related

Raumdeuter stay out of this one please, I'm sure you know one

Wolfgang Wolf of Wolfsburg

nihilistjnr:
Larride, surely you're not paid enough to be collecting these insults and cusses on behalf of your chairmen.

If I was actively plugged into the system and the loot was reaching me on the regular, I would actually be flaunting it in the faces of these niggas, instead of trying to defend my principals.

Las las na money man must make, so when dey post their Memes, I counter by posting my Millions.

But if I no dey see the loot, and my ogas at the top dey chop, while obainojazz and fellow scummies continue to cast dirt on my name, then why the fück am I the punching bag?

You're here trying to prove that you are a man of honour in a room full crooks, like anybody in sports section really cares

Obainojazz dey tackle you from Australia riding on top of a kangaroo, with afrodoc2 chilling in the pouch.

Diggz dey ride untop Stephanie for London, Ibime dey run Manchester as the Walter White of chloroquine

Roland17 and Raumdeueter dey Texas border carrying kponkpon working on a top secret border control project..

Seankafor is chatting shït from efcc detention cell via a smuggled phone, and Leyqute taking breaks between shouting owoda and counting ticket stubs at the park to vomit on the thread.

These niggas don't really care about what you have to say bruv.
Just show us the money make we hail you, and if there's no money to show, you may be in the wrong industry

mad man