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Beorn:
You have a point.

hulk616:
yes.
You can go on YouTube and search for Neymar acting during world cup

Ishilove:
Triple X: The Return of Xander Cage

It's kinda weird seeing Vin Diesel smiling like an imbecile_

I'm also wondering how come flying bullets never get to hit the good guys, why the bad guys must prattle on and on before hitting the darned button thereby allowing the good guys a chance to kill them, why the good guys get hit by a car and get up without a scratch and so on and so forth.

*sigh

Neymar is not a bad actor, by the way.

DandeNummeruno:
Why are you bothering yourself with a low level thinker like that?

Isn't it obvious that her evening newspaper's brain is unable to comprehend what you meant?

Go easy on the old cargo and her new boytoy.

abduleez1:
What's fake in the news? Mistress Death appearance in MCU or Thanus commiting genocide just to impress Death.

MacCantStopMe:
Guy, please stop.

Lets not make fun of people who do not understand somethings we do. Lets educate with love.

Peace, brother.

Ravioli:
Meh Movie

Bratking:
The Running Man (1987)

This classic action/Sci-fi didn't age well. I have much to criticise, I don't even know where to begin.

Lemme start with the SFX; the sound effect is terrible. from the machine-guns to the sound of someone hitting something (or someone) with an open hand (or with something), it's reminiscent of classic Nollywood SFX.

It gets worse. The so-called futuristic technology didn't come close to looking like something from the late 90s, talk more of a tech from 2017.

And the worst part of it all, Schwarzenegger himself. Shiiit, his accent was baaad, like speech impediment bad. I don't know why the filmmakers gave a heavily accented Austrian actor a lot of lines, thereby making him a proper chatty Cathy. In Terminator films, he was smartly semi-muted, in that he didn't talk much, but here, he couldn't stop talking! Someone with a down syndrome is more coherent than this guy, ah swear.

All in all, it was a very cheap looking late 90s action/sci-fi that would easily be mistaken for a parody film. The only positives I drew from rewatching this movie are, the music and the scantily clad hotties.

whitelotus:
Lord Jerome of black here.

I have had time to watch the movie and analyze it.

Here are a few points where you were wrong;

1. Arnold's accent was okay. I understood everything he said clearly. You are just exaggerating

2. The music and sound effects are standard for any B 80s or 90s movie

Ishilove:
Heh. Why do you think it stayed so long in my laptop before i watched it. I'm now currently going through my list of forgettable movies.

Next stop, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Ravioli:
I delete 'em immediately I get reviews that a movie is mediocre. No Time for shii

hulk616:
Thor checked up on her in Avengers 1 when her picture was displayed on a monitor so there was no plot hole
As an high level thinker I have to standout

Nickshrapnel:
He received a slap for not doing that in dark world

DrDax:
So Demigod Thor, who formed "mushy" in part one got his first chance to come to mother earth and the best he could do was a "monitor".

Very poor of him.

hulk616:
there is an earth ending event coming up so Thor didnot have much time. Again that was not his girlfriend or wife

DrDax:
So Thor is a heartless heart breaker?

DrDax:
So Demigod Thor, who formed "mushy" in part one got his first chance to come to mother earth and the best he could do was a "monitor".

Very poor of him.

DrDax:
So Thor is a heartless heart breaker?

MacCantStopMe:
Some would say that he is a storm-breaker

hulk616:
which heart breaker? They were never dating

hulk616:
no this one did not go with high level thinking marking scheme

MacCantStopMe:
It was a joke.

DrDax:
say what?

After promising her marriage

Ishilove:
That's the power of love.

hulk616:
fake news

hulk616:
it should be high level thinking joke

DrDax:
say what?

After promising her marriage

DrDax:
Very poor lover indeed.

Imagine telling your babe who has been waiting for you for at least a year that,
"you know what dear, I came to Nigeria briefly last month but I was too busy to call or visit you. In fact, I passed your street on my way to the govt house"

very dumb Thor

DrDax:
Quoting Thor, he said

"wait right here, I am coming back for you"

If that's not a marriage proposal, then I wonder what is....

DrDax:
Very poor lover indeed.

Imagine telling your babe who has been waiting for you for at least a year that,
"you know what dear, I came to Nigeria briefly last month but I was too busy to call or visit you. In fact, I passed your street on my way to the govt house"

very dumb Thor