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CAPdan21:
ramdeuter knows all this...he's just trolling...if we start analyzing boathand mishaps with screenshots we will get to page 10,000...People saw VVD performances and gave him European best buh ramdeuter will call it polling booth awards cuz all his champions Lewandoski, boateng only excel in thrashing bundesliga farmers

Lewandoski and Boateng are part of the team that trashed the Chelsea farmers a few weeks ago

Lewandoski even with a broken leg

Can you answer the question below

CAPdan21:
raumdeuter knows all this...he's just trolling...if we start analyzing boathand mishaps with screenshots we will get to page 10,000...People saw VVD performances and gave him European best buh raumdeuter will call it polling booth awards cuz all his champions Lewandoski, boateng only excel in thrashing bundesliga farmers

LewandFLOPski, after meeting VVD.

ChristineC:
van Dijk runs from potentially skillful players and only commits himself when it's gotten down to a foot race. saying otherwise is bloated air.

the cry for help against Messi at the corner flag is an example.
the non commitment against Rashford in Jose last game at Anfield which led to a pass across the face of Allison is another good example.

Even Morata, VVD took to his heels

See how VVD is fleeing like he saw a snake in Martials leg, They will tell us he is going to cover the imaginary Suarez or the players behind Martial

Japa japa Japa lo si Anfield

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11497041_martialvvd_jpeg80881f6fc605a3d49d496f313232ebd5

airmark:
LewandFLOPski, after meeting VVD.

VVD after meeting Gnabry

https://j.gifs.com/mO9V8r.gif

diggz:
Please forgive him. Lilbros aka timbros problem is comprehension

Timbros, you are forgiven. Go and sin no more.

raumdeuter:
VVD after meeting Gnabry

Boathand, after meeting VVD's brother. He couldn't stand on his feet, disappeared from the screen.

https://j.gifs.com/6R3Mkl.gif

raumdeuter:
Lewandoski and Boateng are part of the team that trashed the Chelsea farmers a few weeks ago

Lewandoski even with a broken leg

Can you answer the question below

Did lewandoski have a broken leg before disgracing himself and poland in the world cup, abi he had a broken leg when VVD disgraced him at the allianz arena??..even in the first leg he had no shots on target despite playing against a makeshift fabinho in CB...buh buh buh he scores 5 against bundesliga farmers so he must be good

airmark:
Boathand, after meeting VVD's brother. He couldn't stand on his feet.

https://j.gifs.com/6R3Mkl.gif

This one bad o

Is that guy a defender or a backman...?

Segedinho:
This one bad o

Is that guy a defender or a backman...?

Backman, i remember street football.

He has the same brain as raumdeuter, monkey post brain.

He just jumps into every ball as expected by raumdeuter, no second thought. Too reckless, clumsy, calamitous.

These are things experts saw and never put him among great defenders.

CAPdan21:
Did lewandoski have a broken leg before disgracing himself and poland in the world cup, abi he had a broken leg when VVD disgraced him at the allianz arena??..even in the first leg he had no shots on target despite playing against a makeshift fabinho in CB...buh buh buh he scores 5 against bundesliga farmers so he must be good

Against Chelsea farmers he scored and assisted 2 with a broken leg

if he can be playing Chelsea every weekend 7 goals per game is sure. When a player with a broken leg can sodomise Chelsea that easily

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airmark:
Boathand, after meeting VVD's brother. He couldn't stand on his feet, disappeared from the screen.

Segedinho:
This one bad o

Is that guy a defender or a backman...?

How many times in football have we seen someone dribbled so badly and the dribbler had to treat him

Martial not only destroyed VVD, he had to cure him so he can dribble again, No wonder VVD saw him and fled

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6482532.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/Southampton-vs-Manchester-United.jpg

airmark:
Backman, i remember street football.
He has the same brain as ramdeuter, monkey post brain.
He just jumps into every ball as expected by raudeuter, no second thought. Too reckless, clumsy, calamitous.
These are things experts saw and never pt him among great defenders.

See the look on Martials face, he is obviously regretting his actions on VVD. He thought VVD was the greatest defender in the world and gave him something small

After small dribble the best defender in the world is lying lifeless on the field

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6482532.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/Southampton-vs-Manchester-United.jpg

Lol, someone just said that VVD is the Minister of Communications at Liverpool....reason he is the best premier league defender ever!

nitrogen:
Lol, someone just said that VVD is the Minister of Communications at Liverpool....reason he is the best ever premier league defender.

In this era of 5G, someone has to act as the mast to help the players communicate

Hmmmm

raumdeuter:
See the look on Martials face, he is obviously regretting his actions on VVD. He thought VVD was the greatest defender in the world and gave him something small

After small dribble the best defender in the world is lying lifeless on the field

Boathand greeting Griezmann, in Ogbomosho way. You never greeted anyone like this, since you left Nigeria.

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[quote author=raumdeuter post=89326808]Against Chelsea farmers he scored and assisted 2 with a broken leg

if he can be playing Chelsea every weekend 7 goals per game is sure. When a player with a broken leg can sodomise Chelsea that easily

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Give Chelsea VVD and lewandoski will drop his normal absymal performance in the biggest games...in the world cup he disappeared like a mythical fart which is why since he came to Bayern they have not reached any CL final..VVD led liverpool to back to back CL finals

Expert17:
Hmmmm

My Lord let this Oriental tribulation pass over me

timbros:
This is one of the very few times "...when called upon..."

Look at this image very well. There are 5 Liverpool players here but we all know that VVD will be the very last person to engage Messi. He will point till even Henderson will mark Messi first.

Messi can never dribble past VVD, not because he doesn't have the skills to, but because he will never catch the retreating traffic warden.

Hhahahahahahah. Bros, are u saying that the only time VVD go to defend is only when he is "Called Upon"?

CAPdan21:
Give Chelsea VVD and lewandoski will drop his normal absymal performance in the biggest games...in the world cup he disappeared like a mythical fart which is why since he came to Bayern they have not reached any CL final..VVD led liverpool to back to back CL finals

How can a player with a broken leg molest your club so much. Imagine if he was fully fit?

raumdeuter:
If everyone points like VVD who will do the actual defending? others are running towards the threat, VVD is running away from it

Lol. VVD keeping pointing like traffic warden, until he is "Called Upon".

raumdeuter:
My Lord let this Oriental tribulation pass over me

Even Gerrard (King of falling) is laughing

Expert17:


Even Gerrard (King of falling) is laughing

Hold something

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/PRI_90881622.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C369&ssl=1

raumdeuter:
Read the below

Very intelligent submission, I always knew van dijk is a fraud, the day I confirmed it was when Ismaila Sarr and Denney ran rings over him. He was responsible for all Watford goals. But no, its Lovrens fault

raumdeuter:
How can a player with a broken leg molest your club so much. Imagine if he was fully fit?

You're really a job snow..you know nothing at all, I don't support chelsea so you have no point...the real question is if VVD is so horrible like you want to potray why did he demolish ur club??..VVD did both a defender, midfielder and striker job that day...he prevented Bayern from scoring, assisted the opener and scored d winner, where was ur polish anichebe then??

raumdeuter:
Hold something

https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/PRI_90881622.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C369&ssl=1

Van dijk wan UnCloth my Rashford??

larride:
Maybe you can point us to the player Messi wanted to pass to that VVD was running to mark.

Van Dik was running pointing like a traffic warden, so that he will be called upon

CAPdan21:
You're really a job snow..you know nothing at all, I don't support chelsea so you have no point...the real question is if VVD is so horrible like you want to potray why did he demolish ur club??..VVD did both a defender, midfielder and striker job that day...he prevented Bayern from scoring, assisted the opener and scored d winner, where was ur polish anichebe then??

VVD met Gnabry a lesser player than lewandoski and it ended in tears. Anytime he doesnt have players to do his defensive work for him, we see him for who he really is. The DDutch Semitoje

Expert17:
Van dijk wan UnCloth my Rashford??

Point shout and follow Ismaila Sarr

raumdeuter:
VVD met Gnabry a lesser player than lewandoski and it ended in tears. Anytime he doesnt have players to do his defensive work for him, we see him for who he really is. The DDutch Semitoje

Where was your so called lesser player when Van dijk came to ur home to destroy you..abi did he not play both legs??....boateng is a defender so calamitous he was banned from playing for germany cuz of his crimes against humanity

raumdeuter:
While VVD was doing the pointing, Matip was doing the actual marking, Matip didnt care about getting driblled or to preserve his dribble record,, he wasnt waiting for crowd to help him, He took the responsibility of stopping Messi

https://j.gifs.com/jZ9VJR.gif

VVD was waiting for the crowd the call upon him

CAPdan21:
Where was your so called lesser player when Van dijk came to ur home to destroy you..abi did he not play both legs??....boateng is a defender so calamitous he was banned from playing for germany cuz of his crimes against humanity

In February Boateng came to London and destroyed Chelsea at home