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*Breaking News!*

*Appear funny but very real*

A new virus has been found in Nigeria, discovered on Saturday, 28th of March, 2020, it is called *Hunger Virus* ( *HUNVID-20* ), it is caused by the failure of governments of Nigeria to provide some measures to address the hunger associated with lock down for over 70% of the populace.

*Symptoms:*

The symptoms are so numerous. It starts with mild thinking, but could later generate to severe thinking, then headache, stomach rumbling, children crying of severe stomach bite, worms in the belly will start protesting, ulcer rates increases 400% within 24 hours. It kills faster than COVID 19; within 5 days, about 40% of the population may be gone.

*Target class:*

The worst part of it is that it affects only the poor masses, as the government officials have gathered enough for themselves and their family. Though it is not contagious but everyone that falls within that class will experience it.

*Implications/Resultants:*

Resultant effects of the Huvid20 is that the citizens may engage in burglary, locked shops will be major targets, increased rate of stealing just to avoid premature death, hence guard your pot of food well.

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