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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SirAce: 7:52pm On May 16, 2020
donjazet:


Listen, the truth is that many people do indulge in nasty diabolical acts, not because it works, but because they believe it.
For instance, you have people who truly kill other human beings or outrightly turn cannibalistic in the hope and belief of making money.
But that they believe it would make them money doesn't make it true!! Nobody can explain the precise pattern via which the money would be made, whether a bag of money would just appear in your room like nollywood would make you believe, or whether magic money would reflect in your account.

But the most likely thing that happens is that, if as a business man or a kidnapper or armed robber, you go for the so-called juju, because of the power of the human psych, believing that you are now fully fortified emboldens you to take greater risk in your endeavor which you likely might not have taken otherwise and with greater risk comes higher chances of success. I hope you understand my point.

And more so, nobody denies the dangers of voodoo adherents. For instance, in my village, there is indeed a witch Doctor Who was arrested by the police because some people found out he was very potent in making poison which killed people.
Now, after investigations they found out there was nothing diabolical about him, rather he had sophisticated means of extracting poison from natural sources like mushrooms, spiders, scorpions and snakes.
At first sef, the police were very afraid of arresting him until a bold religious officer did but upon investigation, there was not any proof of diabolical or supernatural acts. The man simply misled other people to go on killing sprees and collect his share of money or goats or farm produce.
Ignorance is what let's this practices fester.
If you ask for proof of stolen penis, like many claim, you would never see it, despite living in a country where someone is accused of stealing penises_ everyday.
I have witnessed the bolded.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 7:52pm On May 16, 2020
Ohwomunomoses:
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Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 7:52pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:

Bruhhhh

Imagine getting sure 20 odds from ori-oke, let me go and stake my life savings on it and cash out big time.

Instead it's only evil things that these guys do. And it's not even sensible evil things sef.

I mean what's the point of a ring that makes your opponent eat grass, if you can't now sell the opponent as s goat or cow at the market to cash out?

Instead of conjuring up Ferraris and Bentley's to use to attend coven meeting, you will hear the jazzman turned into goat, cat, owl, bat, snake, and all sorts of useless animals.

I've never heard of a Baba somewhere that is cashing out steady...only ever living in abject poverty.

The ones that make money, make money from the mugus that go to buy charms from them without ever stopping to think why this Baba prefers to live in a mud hut in the rainforest, instead of using the same charm to better his life.

The first Baba to use pastorpreneur style of prosperity jazz, may cash out heavily from the hype alone.

If a Baba is flying private jet, consulting oracles dressed in white Gucci suit, and building private awo university, his market go sell die.

Are you not ashamed to be also be called a Nigerian like these brain dead fellows? cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 7:53pm On May 16, 2020
SirAce:

I have witnessed the bolded.

Did anyone take a picture o the genital area at the time the penis dissapeared and when it was restored

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 7:53pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month
Cant u use scientific method to hack his account and erased all his money?��
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 7:53pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month

You are an idiot. grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 7:54pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Did anyone take a picture o the genital area at the time the penis dissapeared and when it was restored
Even if it is done
U will either shout photoshopped and ask for the process

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 7:55pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month

If you can sacrifice your left leg.

it will be done
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 7:55pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month
Drop your full name, picture of you and your mom, location and a piece of his clothing and your Mom own as well. Are you ready to proceed?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by chic2pimp(m): 7:57pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:


Godx, segedinho

The guy above is a scammer, Can you use your juju to jazz him so that he go begin dey shiitt for body for 1 month

Why are you like this for f$@k sake? grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Coutinho14: 7:58pm On May 16, 2020
it's so annoying seeing people argue about something i have seen up close and personal. I don't believe in juju but i know it's real, so many experiences to deny it's existence. yrs back my cousin ran back home one day with bullet holes in the shirt, man told me for a fact he was almost killed. The fam knew he was a cultist in owerri (higher institution) but na only me know far the boy don go
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 7:58pm On May 16, 2020
Godx:

Drop your full name, picture of you and your mom, location and a piece of his clothing and your Mom own as well. Are you ready to proceed?
See Problem.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Godx: 8:00pm On May 16, 2020
Coutinho14:
it's so annoying seeing people argue about something i have seen up close and personal. I don't believe in juju but i know it's real, so many experiences to deny it's existence. yrs back my cousin ran back home one day with bullet holes in the shirt, man told me for a fact he was almost killed. The fam knew he was a cultist in owerri (higher institution) but na only me know far the boy don go
Watch how they will call you a lier and a brainless person now.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:00pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

U are the fool here bro.
U wants to get rich without any hard work or sacrifice(that would almost make u cry daily)


U are a mumu man

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 8:00pm On May 16, 2020
Coutinho14:
it's so annoying seeing people argue about something i have seen up close and personal. I don't believe in juju but i know it's real, so many experiences to deny it's existence. yrs back my cousin ran back home one day with bullet holes in the shirt, man told me for a fact he was almost killed. The fam knew he was a cultist in owerri (higher institution) but na only me know far the boy don go
me I have had first hand experience in this JuJu plus stuff..
But Shaa no need cos nobody go even believe
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:03pm On May 16, 2020
raumdeuter:
100 White men armed with rifles will capture an entire empire in Africa at the time their jazz was undiluted and chain the Oba/Obi or Emir humiliate him and send him to exile

If you ask them they will say those white men too had superior jazz

Brooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy

In school we learnt about Imagbon War.

On 19th May the Jebu made a determined stand on the north bank of a ford over the Yemoyi River, five miles south of Jebu Ode.

The Ijebu were determined to prevent the British from crossing the ford and as warriors were shot down or ran out of bullets fresh relays of men from the rear replaced them.

Scott ordered his Hausa advance guard across the river but they did not want to move. It was believed that the Jebu had made a human sacrifice to the goddess of the river in order to obtain the goddess' support in repelling the invaders.

Finally a machine gun was brought up to the river bank and Scott ordered the West Indian Regiment company under Major George Colquhoun Madden to storm the ford.


The crossing was successful, and once the Hausa had observed that the river goddess was inactive then they too crossed and engaged the Jebu. By now the guns and rockets had struggled up the congested track and these fired into likely Jebu positions until resistance ceased.


Awujale did human sacrifice to the river goddess to help him win the war. The british simply rolled out this gun. Just ONE

700 Ijebu men died that day, to 56 British.

The British didnt even stop there. They went to the Awujale's house to personally hand him his L

The Ijebu admitted to losing a thousand warriors and seven chiefs and were anxious to stop the burning of any more villages. The tribe accepted defeat and, in the words of the Awujale, they were "no fit for fight with white man".
A few hours later Jebu Ode had a Union Flag flying over it, the Awujale's palace was being used as the British officers' mess

But even that L wasn't enough. The British wanted to really test the Jazz one on one, so they went to the ile awo to look for the spirit that fancied squaring up against a machine gun.

Before marching away and leaving a garrison in Jebu Ode the British burned part of the city including the Fetish House. The Ijebu were great believers in dark practices and had slaughtered thousands of sacrificial victims in order to placate evil spirits (good spirits could be ignored as they did no harm). After ritual torture the victims were beheaded, buried alive or nailed to trees by their heads. After the latter the bodies were thrown into a special pond but the skulls were left adorning the trees in the fetish groves.

Everybody except the casualties was pleased with the outcome of this little war. The Colonial Office was particularly gratified that the total cost of the expeditionary force was less than 5,000 pounds sterling.

The last part in red na the one wey make me laugh pass. The british guys came to my hometown and shyt allover my kinsmen almost for a joke. My people were killing thousands of people in human sacrifice, and it cost the Brits less than 5K pounds to bust everywhere, and take over the kings house, and maybe even kpansh his wives and daughters.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:03pm On May 16, 2020
Godx:

Why all this plenty talk Dayo. You asked for Bayern Munich scores for tommorow and the requirement for that is your Mom. Are you ready to proceed?

Raumdeuter, na express you dey go o. grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 8:03pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:

Bruhhhh

Imagine getting sure 20 odds from ori-oke, let me go and stake my life savings on it and cash out big time.

Instead it's only evil things that these guys do. And it's not even sensible evil things sef.

I mean what's the point of a ring that makes your opponent eat grass, if you can't now sell the opponent as s goat or cow at the market to cash out?

Instead of conjuring up Ferraris and Bentley's to use to attend coven meeting, you will hear the jazzman turned into goat, cat, owl, bat, snake, and all sorts of useless animals.

I've never heard of a Baba somewhere that is cashing out steady...only ever living in abject poverty.

The ones that make money, make money from the mugus that go to buy charms from them without ever stopping to think why this Baba prefers to live in a mud hut in the rainforest, instead of using the same charm to better his life.

The first Baba to use pastorpreneur style of prosperity jazz, may cash out heavily from the hype alone.

If a Baba is flying private jet, consulting oracles dressed in white Gucci suit, and building private awo university, his market go sell die.
grin grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 8:04pm On May 16, 2020
Godx:

That's why it's called Juju. It's never used for Good. I wonder why you guys keep asking this question why it cant be used for good. The "basis" for the juju, is destruction It is supernatural powers, born out of evil. Even when it seemingly does good it comes at a repercusion and a prize.
True.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Expert17: 8:04pm On May 16, 2020
Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .


Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 8:05pm On May 16, 2020
donjazet:


Are you not ashamed to be also be called a Nigerian like these brain dead fellows? cheesy
[color=#006600][/color]not a day goes bye that I don't feel shame for being a Nigerian,the worst thing about these juju and superstitious jargons believers is the boldness at which they try to explain their foolish beliefs.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 8:07pm On May 16, 2020
donjazet:


Please can you share a liivestream link, DSTV is disappointing. Bundesliga matches are not shown in Nigeria.
startimes Own exclusive right to bundesliga,ligue 1 and europa league in 9ja
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:07pm On May 16, 2020
Segedinho:

I am not jazz man,i only pertook in it some 17years ago,i know about great glory and greater sacrifices

U wants to get something that require sacrifices to get,yet u want me to just get it for experimental purposes on whose sacrifice

You are a mumu man

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Swissh: 8:07pm On May 16, 2020
madrid5:
[color=#006600][/color]not a day goes bye that I don't feel shame for being a Nigerian,the worst thing about these juju and superstitious jargons believers is the boldness at which they try to explain their foolish beliefs.
Stop forming woke culture here. Even the Europeans you lick their ass on daily basis also believe in superstitions.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by izzou(m): 8:08pm On May 16, 2020
Expert17:
Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .


Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them

grin grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 8:08pm On May 16, 2020
nihilistjnr:
Brooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy

In school we learnt about Imagbon War.
Awujale did human sacrifice to the river goddess to help him win the war. The british simply rolled out this gun. Just ONE

700 Ijebu men died that day, to 56 British.

The British didnt even stop there. They went to the Awujale's house to personally hand him his L
But even that L wasn't enough. The British wanted to really test the Jazz one on one, so they went to the ile awo to look for the spirit that fancied squaring up against a machine gun.
The last part in red na the one wey make me laugh pass. The british guys came to my hometown and shyt allover my kinsmen almost for a joke. My people were killing thousands of people in human sacrifice, and it cost the Brits less than 5K pounds to bust everywhere, and take over the kings house, and maybe even kpansh his wives and daughters.

The awujale did fake jazz
Or the awujale didnt sacrifice his own mother
Or the awujale violated some of the laws of the jazz
or the awujale didnt sacrifice enough human
or the few hundred white men had superior jazz that they didnt know about
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 8:09pm On May 16, 2020
Expert17:
Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .
Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them

Can one of those robbers try this technique in a bank to enter the vault while everyone will sleep off?

Oh I remember unless they sacrifice their mom, or the jazz only works for money under the pillow not money in a vault

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Coutinho14: 8:09pm On May 16, 2020
seankafor:
me I have had first hand experience in this JuJu plus stuff..
But Shaa no need cos nobody go even believe
asin eeh d tin tire me, as a boy that grew up in the palace compound of the igwe of abagana (anambra state)i can tell you i have seen a thing or two
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nihilistjnr: 8:11pm On May 16, 2020
donjazet:


Are you not ashamed to be also be called a Nigerian like these brain dead fellows? cheesy

The problem is that these guys dont know their history.

The story I posted was from when the British came to my hometown of Ijebu-Ode to serve the king a gigantic L

And this was in 1892 - 128 years ago.

If western technology that is over hundred years old was superior to jazz when it was still concentrated and undiluted, how can we still be making a case for juju today? cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 8:11pm On May 16, 2020
Expert17:
Another Juju from arm robbers(northerners) .


Go to a Muslim burial ground, remove the stick usually inserted in the grave.

If you put that stick in front of any house/door, nobody will wake up, until you are done robbing them
lmaooooooo grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by donjazet(m): 8:12pm On May 16, 2020
Swissh:

Stop forming woke culture here. Even the Europeans you lick their ass on daily basis also believe in superstitions.

Boy, are you damn stupid?

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