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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 12:22pm On Jun 28, 2019
Shepherd00:

My Christianity is not a model to Christians, the Bible is, so move along Sadpagan
Oh, let thy words follow thy thoughts.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 12:23pm On Jun 28, 2019
Originakalokalo:


Continue jare. There is no stopping for you.

You are lost forever.
Thanks bro. God bless you.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2019
Originakalokalo:

He has burned the bridge. Blaspheme against the spirit is not forgiven because the bridge has been destroyed.

Zalatan zalanaraya... May the Spirit be free from unforgiveness, may he find it in him to forgive those who trespass against him, even as he trespassed Joseph's virgin, through Jesu our door, Ramen.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Originakalokalo(m): 12:56pm On Jun 28, 2019
HappyPagan:


Zalatan zalanaraya... May the Spirit be free from unforgiveness, may he find it in him to forgive those who trespass against him, even as he trespassed Joseph's virgin, through Jesu our door, Ramen.

Not surprised.

You are have been programmed to do better than this to your destruction.

So, think of more words.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2019
My greatest write up this year grin

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:57am On May 18, 2020
Originakalokalo:


Not surprised.

You are have been programmed to do better than this to your destruction.

So, think of more words.
Hey
I'm still alive o.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Originakalokalo(m): 7:02am On May 19, 2020
HappyPagan:

Hey
I'm still alive o.

Good for you.

You are alive so that you can remedy your ways.

There is no repentance in the grave.

Jesus is not interested in the death of a sinner. That is why he died for everyone.

Repent and change your ways.

You are living on grace.

It won't be forever.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 2:28pm On May 19, 2020
Originakalokalo:


Good for you.

You are alive so that you can remedy your ways.

There is no repentance in the grave.

Jesus is not interested in the death of a sinner. That is why he died for everyone.

Repent and change your ways.

You are living on grace.

It won't be forever.

Who taught you this poem you are reciting? Are you talking to a sinner or a human being?
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 5:16pm On May 19, 2020
Shepherd00:

My Christianity is not a model to Christians, the Bible is, so move along Sadpagan
Lmao.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:53pm On May 19, 2020
Originakalokalo:


Good for you.

You are alive so that you can remedy your ways.
You are alive for the same reason.


Originakalokalo:

There is no repentance in the grave.
For you or for me? Because I favor cremation.

Originakalokalo:

Jesus is not interested in the death of a sinner. That is why he died for everyone.
That was a risky, silly and rushed decision. He could have at least asked me for permission. I don't need anyone dying for me... I can die for myself. Jesus was put to death for claiming he was the Son of God. It's for that blasphemy he was killed by his village people.. that's why he died... Not for my sins... But for his Sins.

Originakalokalo:

Repent and change your ways.
It is you who should repent and stop selling your religion as a miracle cure for every problem man faces. It is you who should change your ways and leave dead Jewish gods to be.



Originakalokalo:

You are living on grace.
It won't be forever.

Oxygen and good health, not grace. And, like you, I'll die someday too. Hopefully, my death won't be as unfortunate as your Savior's.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 9:31pm On May 19, 2020
The guy lived his life jejeje but people who don't know anything about him began spreading lies about him up and down.

Your profile name is enough jare, once you're HAPPY just as your profile name says,you don't need one first century carpenter turned teacher.

The main purpose of his coming is to help people gain lasting happiness, so once you are happy already, you don't need him! smiley
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 9:58pm On May 19, 2020
Maximus69:
.....lasting happiness, so once you are happy already, you don't need him! smiley
Funny adjective. Like miracle water, and holy oil.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by jamesid29(m): 10:53pm On May 19, 2020
Maximus69:

The main purpose of his coming is to help people gain lasting happiness, so once you are happy already, you don't need him! smiley
Hmmm, that's not what the Bible says sir.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 2:14am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

Funny adjective. Like miracle water, and holy oil.
Like i said, you're a pagan and you are happy so the key word here is happy meaning you already have what he claims to give his own people, therefore you need not bother again! smiley
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Kobojunkie: 2:26am On May 20, 2020
Whoever wrote that get talent

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 2:41am On May 20, 2020
jamesid29:

Hmmm, that's not what the Bible says sir.

My friend, the Bible's author claims to be the happy God {1Timothy 1:11} which means there is no other God that's happy!

God's word said idol worshipers will become like their blind, deaf, dumb and impotent deities! Psalms 115:2-8

If someone now claims to be a pagan and at the same time happy, what again does such a person need the happy God for?

Please learn how to answer each person according to the level of their intellect {Colossians 4:6} the Bible is complete Sir {Hebrew 4:12} these ATHEISTS are the most stupid humans on planet earth! Psalms 10:4, 14:1

Let's see how truly happy he can be {Job 5:13} now that he's bothered about what others believe (trust) yet he doesn't cherish the idea of the same line of thought! 1Corinthians 1:10

You need not give him the pleasure he seek {Luke 16:24-26} by discussing God's word with him {Matthew 7:6} they're thirsty for arguments, God's word admonished true Christians not to give them that pleasure! Titus 3:9 smiley
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 7:33am On May 20, 2020
Kobojunkie:
Whoever wrote that get talent
Thank you. I've got more on my profile if you like this kinda stuff.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 7:34am On May 20, 2020
Maximus69:


My friend, the Bible's author claims to be the happy God {1Timothy 1:11} which means there is no other God that's happy!
You go fear reasoning. Your God dey reason like Trump. grin grin

I am the Best, the Only, One and Only Way, only me Knows God, only me can access God. God is real, God is mine, God is me. And if you don't believe this, you will die. And perish. But be kept alive supernaturally..forever. to burn in fire
.

This is The Happy God my people.. very depressed divine being.. creating the Earth must have taken a toll on him.

I like how Christians think the words of their mouth somehow carries meaning because it comes from a deep place of faith ala ignorance... It doesn't..


Maximus69 really needs to find a God who doesn't get killed by 3 nails. I see much potential in Him to be a great Infidel. Only time will tell.

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 7:44am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

You go fear reasoning. Your God dey reason like Trump. grin grin

All the ATHEISTS in the world will become dumb before just one student of Jesus of Nazareth! cheesy

Let's see the level of your intellect if you won't start quoting the Bible for me now. cheesy

I will only use reasoning NOT even a single quotation from any book to render you speechless, it's you that will beg me to show you the source of my intelligence.

First of all know that i'm not one of the usual Churchgoers who will start quoting the book that you have no regards for when reasoning with you, i won't quote a single word from any book but from what you call COMMON SENSE i will speak and make you know that there is a source of wisdom that surpasses all human thought GOD! smiley

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Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 7:47am On May 20, 2020
Maximus69:


All the ATHEISTS in the world will become dumb before just one student of Jesus of Nazareth! cheesy

Sorry, I have to self-service. Then walk my dog, make breakfast, do some gardening, fart, meditate, do some skipping....

Basically, if you need someone to converse with, create a thread and invite the person. Stop going on people's threads to derail or push your own agenda, especially when you really have nothing to say.

The one I tagged you in, you ignored. Cos all you are here to do is troll for Christ. You aren't here to win souls.. na.. just here to show off what idle bullshit you think you possess. And I ain't buying.

Thank you.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 7:51am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

You go fear reasoning. Your God dey reason like Trump. grin grin

I am the Best, the Only, One and Only Way, only me Knows God, only me can access God. God is real, God is mine, God is me. And if you don't believe this, you will die. And perish. But be kept alive supernaturally..forever. to burn in fire
.

This is The Happy God my people.. very depressed divine being.. creating the Earth must have taken a toll on him.

I like how Christians think the words of their mouth somehow carries meaning because it comes from a deep place of faith ala ignorance... It doesn't..


Maximus69 really needs to find a God who doesn't get killed by 3 nails. I see much potential in Him to be a great Infidel. Only time will tell.

You see the problem! cheesy

You ran to conclusion without listening to what i had to say about my God, typical atheist for you! cheesy

Well Jesus is NOT my own God o!

He is the sacrificial lamb used to settle a long time case, but do we really need to go through all that to prove how reasonable we are?

NO!

Let's talk about what you and i can see to help us discern what is hidden in the things we can't see! smiley
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 7:58am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

Sorry, I have to self-service. Then walk my dog, make breakfast, do some gardening, fart, meditate, do some skipping....

Basically, if you need someone to converse with, create a thread and invite the person. Stop going on people's threads to derail or push your own agenda, especially when you really have nothing to say.

The one I tagged you in, you ignored. Cos all you are here to do is troll for Christ. You aren't here to win souls.. na.. just here to show off what idle bullshit you think you possess. And I ain't buying.

Thank you.

Hmmmmmmmm, confession time! cheesy

So you've tagged Maximus69 in one of your threads shey? cheesy

Well i'm a businessman Sir, i only check Nairaland to see where i can drop little of what i had and so far many have asked for how they can become wise like me only to hear from me that i'm just one of over 8.7 million students of Jesus globally! smiley

Anybody can become wise and even wiser than me if they can avail themselves for divine wisdom! smiley

So what is the topic of the thread you tagged me, so that i can talk some sense in the brains of all the ATHEISTS there? cheesy
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:00am On May 20, 2020
Christianity.. so many different brands of that dope.. and everyone believes the shit they are smoking is the best.

'I have the best interpretation of Christ. You have never met Christ. You don't know Christ. Christianity is the most popular religion, but you don't know Christ. I know Christ. I speak to Him daily. He revealed himself to me. He makes me feel good on the inside, and it shows on the outside. How can you be happy when you don't have this thing that I have? How can you navigate this dark, evil world without believing in the death of a Hebrew virgin's son? Woe to you, sinner. You have let reason and common sense lead you astray.


We guard our hearts against Faith's seduction, not just by the logic and reason of our hearts, but by the prevalence of questions and doubts, scepticism of everything which tries to go in the mind.

For if the body is a palace, the mind is it's king, controlling, moving, directing. Faith is that LovePeddler who slides in like she's a queen. She comes full of wild tales and fear, saying the darkness will always be there, that not everything should be known. She claims to be the Light, but in reality, she is NEPA.

Bye Maximus69. I have used up my retard quota for today. Let's keep the thread on track.. though I doubt your Christianity would allow you to see reason with me.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 8:04am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:
Christianity.. so many different brands of that dope.. and everyone believes the shit they are smoking is the best.

'I have the best interpretation of Christ. You have never met Christ. You don't know Christ. Christianity is the most popular religion, but you don't know Christ. I know Christ. I speak to Him daily. He revealed himself to me. He makes me feel good on the inside, and it shows on the outside. How can you be happy when you don't have this thing that I have? How can you navigate this dark, evil world without believing in the death of a Hebrew virgin's son? Woe to you, sinner. You have let reason and common sense lead you astray.


We guard our hearts against Faith's seduction, not just by the logic and reason of our hearts, but by the prevalence of questions and doubts, scepticism of everything which tries to go in the mind.

For if the body is a palace, the mind is it's king, controlling, moving, directing. Faith is that LovePeddler who slides in like she's a queen. She comes full of wild tales and fear, saying the darkness will always be there, that not everything should be known. She claims to be the Light, but in reality, she is NEPA.

Bye Maximus69. I have used up my retard quota for today. Let's keep the thread on track..though I doubt your Christianity would allow you to see reason with me.

Just say you're no match for one of Jesus' true followers! cheesy

You can continue dribbling yourself with misinformed churchgoers my friend, after all you've surrendered before a true Christian.

Case closed! cheesy
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 8:12am On May 20, 2020
You win. Congrats.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Nobody: 8:23am On May 20, 2020
That's OK so you can continue dribbling yourself with misinformed churchgoers! cheesy
HappyPagan:
You win. Congrats.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Originakalokalo(m): 9:52am On May 20, 2020
HappyPagan:

You are alive for the same reason.



For you or for me? Because I favor cremation.


That was a risky, silly and rushed decision. He could have at least asked me for permission. I don't need anyone dying for me... I can die for myself. Jesus was put to death for claiming he was the Son of God. It's for that blasphemy he was killed by his village people.. that's why he died... Not for my sins... But for his Sins.


It is you who should repent and stop selling your religion as a miracle cure for every problem man faces. It is you who should change your ways and leave dead Jewish gods to be.





Oxygen and good health, not grace. And, like you, I'll die someday too. Hopefully, my death won't be as unfortunate as your Savior's.

You will find out about that soon enough....when you meet him face-to-face.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Dtruthspeaker: 4:24pm On May 20, 2020
You mock and ridicule the murder of a Mighty King's Son and you think you shall escape the consequences?

Or you think you shall be able to bear the consequences when they shall come? Most especially when the King is watching and hearing you while you mock on and on?

In your world, people have suffered very greatly for shits Greatly less than this, (ask the man who bought Buhuri's daughter's phone).

Mmnh!

It's your soul, your suffer.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by jamesid29(m): 9:58pm On May 20, 2020
Maximus69:


My friend, the Bible's author claims to be the happy God {1Timothy 1:11} which means there is no other God that's happy!

God's word said idol worshipers will become like their blind, deaf, dumb and impotent deities! Psalms 115:2-8

If someone now claims to be a pagan and at the same time happy, what again does such a person need the happy God for?

Please learn how to answer each person according to the level of their intellect {Colossians 4:6} the Bible is complete Sir {Hebrew 4:12} these ATHEISTS are the most stupid humans on planet earth! Psalms 10:4, 14:1

Let's see how truly happy he can be {Job 5:13} now that he's bothered about what others believe (trust) yet he doesn't cherish the idea of the same line of thought! 1Corinthians 1:10

You need not give him the pleasure he seek {Luke 16:24-26} by discussing God's word with him {Matthew 7:6} they're thirsty for arguments, God's word admonished true Christians not to give them that pleasure! Titus 3:9 smiley
My good sir, the Bible says: We know that "We all possess knowledge." But knowledge puffs up while love builds up. 1 Corinthians 8:1b
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by jamesid29(m): 10:24pm On May 20, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
You mock and ridicule the murder of a Mighty King's Son and you think you shall escape the consequences?

Or you think you shall be able to bear the consequences when they shall come? Most especially when the King is watching and hearing you while you mock on and on?

In your world, people have suffered very greatly for shits Greatly less than this, (ask the man who bought Buhuri's daughter's phone).

Mmnh!

It's your soul, your suffer.
Good sir, the way the kingdom of God works is different from how the kingdom of this world works.
If we accept that Jesus is God and showed us what it would look like if the creator walked amongst us, then the way God works and who He is is radically different from what we would expect.

Jesus reached out to those that were considered outcast and sinners to be looked down upon(Samaritans,tax collectors etc), He knelt down to wash the feet of his own disciplines and even went as far as allowing humanities sin to crush Him for the sake of the same humans that would still reject His sacrifice. To me that's not a God that's is watching out for people mocking Him and just waiting to dish out punishments ,but a God, even though a God of justice, is still stretching out his hand of mercy and ready to meet anyone at whatever level they are in.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by HappyPagan: 10:29pm On May 20, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
You mock and ridicule the murder of a Mighty King's Son and you think you shall escape the consequences?
Well, yes, Sir. I will mock and ridicule his murder - I don't think that's as grave a sin as the murder itself... But it was God that was killed... I mean God dying is a mockery of God in a sense.


Or you think you shall be able to bear the consequences when they shall come? Most especially when the King is watching and hearing you while you mock on and on?
There will be no consequences. For the King is dead.



In your world, people have suffered very greatly for shits Greatly less than this, (ask the man who bought Buhuri's daughter's phone).
Even Jesus suffered greatly on the cross. He was spat on, flogged, beaten - Dem even chook stick for im mouth, naked am. What a God grin grin


Mmnh!

It's your soul, your suffer.
Thank you Bro.
Re: They Nailed Him, So What? by Dtruthspeaker: 4:31am On May 21, 2020
jamesid29:

Good sir, the way the kingdom of God works is different from how the kingdom of this world works.
If we accept that Jesus is God and showed us what it would look like if the creator walked amongst us, then the way God works and who He is is radically different from what we would expect.

Jesus reached out to those that were considered outcast and sinners to be looked down upon(Samaritans,tax collectors etc), He knelt down to wash the feet of his own disciplines and even went as far as allowing humanities sin to crush Him for the sake of the same humans that would still reject His sacrifice. To me that's not a God that's is watching out for people mocking Him and just waiting to dish out punishments ,but a God, even though a God of justice, is still stretching out his hand of mercy and ready to meet anyone at whatever level they are in.

Since the beginning of the world, Doth Judgment, Not Followeth Only After Offence? And has Judgment ever come before offence? No Not One, from the beginning to the end, Judgement shall Always Follow Offence.

So also is Mercy, For Mercy also cometh after offence But Not Only after offence. Mercy also cometh even before and during offence.

However, it is still in the hand of the Judge who Judgeth, to Give Mercy or Apply the Law!

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