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What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Nobody: 3:16pm On May 20, 2020
Hello,

So I have been thinking about the easiest way to commit suicide with less pain? I've thought of the popular sniper but I once read a gory tale of how it works, it seems painful.

Hanging? Another horror method.

The only easiest way I have come across is via gunshot to the head but we no get guns for this country.

So back to my question, easiest way to do a suicide?
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Nobody: 3:20pm On May 20, 2020
Adekunle550:
Person wey wan die no Dey ask questions. When you’re serious the spirit of death will minister to you
make sense cool
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by IkpuNneGi(m): 3:22pm On May 20, 2020
Reporter247

You're back again

Cc ScamAlexistaiwo...come and see this murutunpafu
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by tyup(m): 3:23pm On May 20, 2020
Midway2018:
Hello,

So I have been thinking about the easiest way to commit suicide with less pain? I've thought of the popular sniper but I once read a gory tale of how it works, it seems painful.

Hanging? Another horror method.

The only easiest way I have come across is via gunshot to the head but we no get guns for this country.

So back to my question, easiest way to do a suicide?
No death is easy cause it took God a fortune either time or resources to create the Life that's why he warned against killing another man cuz life is sacred

even bullet to the brain is not as so easy as you see in the movie but I'll leave this with you

Only when the way forward gets very Tough only then is there a way and when the going gets tough only the tough gets going
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by judedwriter(m): 3:26pm On May 20, 2020
A bullet to the brain.... You won't feel anything.

But why consider suicide?

Do you know that those who commit suicide go to hell?

Hell is so bad that anyone who goes there regrets the day they were born.

If you think your problems are so great to consider suicide, wait till you get to hell.

You will then realize you were far better off when on earth.

Please do not consider suicide. There's hope. God is on the throne.

Can I share a secret with you?

Stop bamboozling God with prayers...

Just praise Him... Your life will change.

But if you haven't accepted Jesus as your lord and saviour, do that now by asking Him into your heart and forgive you all your sins.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by ScamAlexistaiwo: 3:47pm On May 20, 2020
IkpuNneGi:
Reporter247
You're back again
Cc ScamAlexistaiwo...come and see this murutunpafu
make him die na
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Hoodbilonia: 4:31pm On May 20, 2020
Easiest way
Buy an iphone carry dreads
Draw tatoo
Sag
And start faking international call anywhere u go
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Nobody: 8:57pm On May 20, 2020
dive in front of a truck coming in full speed, there is your solution a painless death
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by ozento: 9:54pm On May 20, 2020
frank800:
dive in front of a truck coming in full speed, there is your solution a painless death
God punish you there.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by ozento: 9:57pm On May 20, 2020
tyup:
No death is easy cause it took God a fortune either time or resources to create the Life that's why he warned against killing another man cuz life is sacred

even bullet to the brain is not as so easy as you see in the movie but I'll leave this with you

Only when the way forward gets very Tough only then is there a way and when the going gets tough only the tough gets going
God will punish you for this advice. fool!
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by tyup(m): 10:25pm On May 20, 2020
ozento:
God will punish you for this advice. fool!
Young man....why did you call me a Fool? was my advice directed to you?

so what the hell is eating ur Grey matters up?
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Nobody: 10:45pm On May 20, 2020
judedwriter:
A bullet to the brain.... You won't feel anything.

But why consider suicide?

Do you know that those who commit suicide go to hell?

Hell is so bad that anyone who goes there regrets the day they were born.

If you think your problems are so great to consider suicide, wait till you get to hell.

You will then realize you were far better off when on earth.

Please do not consider suicide. There's hope. God is on the throne.

Can I share a secret with you?

Stop bamboozling God with prayers...

Just praise Him... Your life will change.

But if you haven't accepted Jesus as your lord and saviour, do that now by asking Him into your heart and forgive you all your sins.
God bless you for this.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by mrwonlasewonie: 1:23am On May 21, 2020
Don't kill yourself my dear.nothing in this world is worth dying for.no trouble is worth dying for.come to Jesus.just try him.he is stretching a welcome hand.please accept him and he will give you a beautiful life and you will see having Jesus is having everything
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by SharonLoveth(f): 6:31am On May 21, 2020
La Curse This Dude Cursing People Here
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Adekunle550: 8:23am On May 21, 2020
ozento:
sound foolish to the ear. God will punish you for this advise.
Lolz u think suicide is easy? If person tire for life na to just find mast jump from... dem no Dey advise person for suicide matter
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by illicit(m): 8:34am On May 21, 2020
Inhale carbon monoxide by locking yourself in a closed place with a running car or generator.

Don't thank me, Don't mention.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Nobody: 10:07am On May 31, 2020
ScamAlexistaiwo:
make him die na
bro,what happened to our tutorial thread?

I can't find it again.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by kingthreat(m): 10:37am On May 31, 2020
Join army. Fight to kill boko haram. At least dont die in vain.
Re: What Is The Easiest And Quickest Way To Commit Suicide? by Anyiamaka: 1:11pm On May 31, 2020
judedwriter:
But why consider suicide?

Do you know that those who commit suicide go to hell?

Hell is so bad that anyone who goes there regrets the day they were born.

If you think your problems are so great to consider suicide, wait till you get to hell.

You will then realize you were far better off when on earth.

Please do not consider suicide. There's hope. God is on the throne.

Can I share a secret with you?

Stop bamboozling God with prayers...

Just praise Him... Your life will change.

But if you haven't accepted Jesus as your lord and saviour, do that now by asking Him into your heart and forgive you all your sins.
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