#photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets - Jokes Etc (3)

#photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets - Jokes Etc (3) - Nairaland

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Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by patostation(m): 6:48am On Dec 02, 2015

iyke926:
I go fast for 41 days... God fit reconsider my matter.

How many days does it take to get to heaven?

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 7:06am On Dec 02, 2015

tollytexy:
Sorry islamabad.. ns terrorist una kuku be

shebi terrorist na im de pay pass FG as it stands now

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 7:09am On Dec 02, 2015

MissGdope:
You're still drunk. Go sort yourself out. you're embarrassing yourself

All dis grammar wey u de scatter am sure , u. o pass English for ur WAEC, abeg continue I de enjoy ur nonsense

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Kassychuks(f): 7:45am On Dec 02, 2015

damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments

damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha........U neva srt 2dey win souls,u go chee chon chin.

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Doxidon: 8:11am On Dec 02, 2015

Lol. End time

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by tollytexy(m): 8:36am On Dec 02, 2015

sammysammy111:
shebi terrorist na im de pay pass FG as it stands now

Lol so u wanna be one now?

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by kilokeys(m): 8:59am On Dec 02, 2015

DukeNija:
More like "And God sees your Google search history"

Especially your incognito search history

Chai.. I am finished

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by sammysammy111(m): 2:14pm On Dec 02, 2015

tollytexy:
Lol so u wanna be one now?

ma broda I no be, cos u no go live to enjoy ur money

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 2:55pm On Dec 02, 2015

sammysammy111:
All dis grammar wey u de scatter am sure , u. o pass English for ur WAEC, abeg continue I de enjoy ur nonsense

You're a waste of time. Smh for you

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by ademiracle86: 7:26pm On Dec 02, 2015

: E don be for the person, na fire be that! shocked

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by fF01(m): 6:16pm On Dec 03, 2015

patostation:
How many days does it take to get to heaven?

lwkm, i taya 4 d guy o! by d time he ends his 41days fasting, he would be chilling in Hell already!

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2016

damton:
Baba God, you know they said to catch a monkey, you need to behave like one.

So Baba God, I was only being clever in carrying out your winning soul assignments

what are you saying?

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by johnjimiflex(m): 10:11pm On Jan 19, 2016

Bonapart:
It's just two ways. The broad one leads to hell
So when you're for hell fire, it's impossible to see you in the way which leads to HEAVEN

Why not you stop over-analyzing and just have fun...... your life must be a very boring one seeing as you have no sense of humor..... you're tryna show that you logical buh you just showed us that you're a smart ass........

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by Nobody: 10:59am On May 31, 2019

This is beastly work. huh

Re: #photo: When You're On Your Way To Heaven And Then God Reads All Your Tweets by NiklauseFred(m): 6:34pm On May 20, 2020

fighal:
So make we dae laff?
If GOD check my twitter profile na only prayer points wey I retweet full there..
GOD answer my prayers abeg...
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Watch out for F.IGHALO in the very nearest future..
SoCcer is LIFE

Bro how far?