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RealJohnny:
as if he put money for people aza.

Fucklove:
Aro1 the ekiti handsome prince, I see you

austino677:
baddest

NLReposter:
cc??

sydney440:
Chai...nawao as in nobody win today wey for just show me small love...[color=#990000][/color]

RealJohnny:
Tolu121
Locust

NLReposter:
bro hope virtual still dey give you joy?

Gentlemoni:
How do I convert this experty token

Sambaby7640:
Check my sight guys....na the new hot thing now... people don dey cashout from it... No time o

Sambaby7640:
Check my siggy guys....na the new hot thing now... people don dey cashout from it... No time o

Sambaby7640:
Check my siggy guys....na the new hot thing now... people don dey cashout from it... No time o

Fuckdem:
chairman

austino677:
baddest

locust:
All right, guys. las las I don sign out from gambling today.

RealJohnny:
https://www.nairaland.com/5892970/yahooboys-hop Nairaland don cast finish

RealJohnny:
locust mata tie wrapper.

Zyzxx10:
A short story of Mr.Locust.
Scene 1.
Locust:Ah which kind life be this.I no do again.Everytime one game cut.Na like this I wan born get family.Alabi Bleep you.I no do again.I dey comot today today.Make I use my last card go drink beer chop better point and kill

Scene 2
Baba God with his angels and his sons with Devil after walking to and fro.
God: Devil you see my son locust.He has finally decided to quit gambling.Now it's time to take him to the promised Land of crytocurrency for him to blow.
Devil:Quit ke.Thats what they always say.Once better hunger hits them or they see a winning ticket they'll all come running back.
God:No I trust locust.Im sure this time he won't go back.
Devil:Oya gimme two days infact one sef lemme tempt him.Let us see if he will go back or jakpa for life.
God:Ok you can but don't touch his future money.
Devil:No p Baba God.

Scene 3:
Devil contacts Alabi
Devil: Alabi my boy you wan dey do pass me abi.Even me wey I be devil no wicked reach you.Every week punters go dey lament anyhow.Na only 10% average dey cash out and out of those ones 6% go still submit am back.Omo this your matter Taya me but I dey feel you.
Alabi:Lol.No be my fault na.Its our work na Soft work.How man wan take chop come flex ontop if this one no dey.
Devil:Oya na.No p.E get one thing wey I want make you do for me.See that guy wey Dem dey call locust.He talk say him wan comot.If he jakpa money wey he go use stake high for future.You no see am ooh.
Alabi:Na true Sha.
Devil:You know wetin go come sup.Nack 5k bonus funds for him account make him head scatter make he no run because me I no say you go still collect am as the bad guy wey you be.Omo me sef dey fear you ooh
Alabi:Lol.No p na.I go nack am tomorrow make I first laugh people wey carry Dortmund bayern finish first.

Scene 4:
Mr.Locust wakes up and goes to check his bet9ja account for the last time before deactivating it.
Locust:Make I even delete this mumu account.
He then sees 5k bonus funds to be rolled 3 times.
Locust: Yeeeeeeeeeh.Wetin be this?5000 funds.Ah bet good die.I no comot again.Nigbo Alabi you too get mouth.I no dey go anywhere.In fact Alabi na my paddy for life.Omo see as everywhere sempe.Which kind devil dey tell me make I comot before sef.Omo make I go forecast my own come collect games from deltateam try turn this money to 1million.Correct.Make I chop fess.Ahn ahn see groove.Alabi I dey loyal

Scene 5:
Two days later when the last 5k in locust bet9ja account turned to red due to his own games and deltateam's village sending predictions.
Locust:Chai which kind life be this?Na how person wan blow marry come born children?Chai bet no good aswear.All my games wey I forecast na 1 game just dey cut am.Especially the one I use zoom play.The remaining one that murunpatunfa deltateam just dey give me nonsense prediction.How you go predict correct score of 2-0 .Them come beat home 0-7.Which kind nonsense be that.Aswear.I no do again.Alabi you no fit kill me.Alabi I say can't kill me.I don comot.Today is the last day.I cannot come and kill myself.Alabi Bleep you.Make I go use my small money chop suya abeg

Alabi laughing silently in the background.

END OF STORY.

Bros locust na joke ooh abeg all na play pls ooh.

StubbornGENIUS:
Why did they hide the topic?

RealJohnny:
na one guy wey open "yahoo boys thread"

Poorboy:
Bet9ja na witch oooo, I spent 3k today I no win so I later played last game and left it there, guess what I just won that game about 4560 but I have already changed the password to what I can't remember chai

WHITELIGHTER:
Ipo...for wia u dey?