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1) Heart attacks are more likely to happen on a Monday.

2) When a pregnant woman exercises, she makes her baby's heart healthier.

3) 95% of people text things they could never say in person.

4) A single strand of Spaghetti is called a “Spaghetto"

5) Onions have been proven to lower cholesterol, reduce chances of a stroke, and reduce chances of various types of cancer.

6) Facebook, Instagram and Twitter are all banned in China.

7) The Twitter bird actually has a name – Larry.

8. Mike Tyson once offered a zoo attendant 10,000 dollars to let him fight a gorilla.

9) When you are extremely drunk, your brain literally loses the ability to create new memories.

10) When you stand up too fast and get dizzy, gravity has caused some of your blood to collect in your legs, depriving your brain of oxygen.

11) Eating your food slowly will help you lose weight and lead to a better digestion.

12) The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, egg, cabbage and milk.

13) During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

14) There is a technical name for the "fear of long words. It's called "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

15) If you put some Viagra in a vase of flowers, it will make flowers stand up straight for a week beyond when they would normally wilt.

toilet soap don't kill viruses, they only wash them off

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anthonyuncle:
toilet soap don't kill viruses, they only wash them off

17)The world's largest recorded penis belongs to 41-year-old New Yorker Jonah Falcon, whose appendage measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

18) The impulse to ejaculate comes from the spinal cord; no brain is needed.

19) The average male > orgasm lasts six seconds; the average female orgasm lasts twenty seconds.

20) The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.

21)After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.

22) When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

23) The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. It's an optimistic organ

ieemmanuel:
21)After fingers and vibrators, candles are the phallic objects used most often by female masturbators. Unlit ones, hopefully.

22) When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

23) The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused. It's an optimistic organ

and I kept wondering how come.....

24) Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate birthdays because the only two accounts of birthday parties in the Bible resulted in murder.

Carchoice:
and I kept wondering how come.....

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25) Despite what men claim, only 15 percent have a penis longer than seven inches. Only 3 percent have a penis more than eight inches long.

26) There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", "if" in life.

27) Nearly 1 billion people will go to bed hungry tonight.

28) The word "twerk," "derp," and "selfie," have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary.