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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:18pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Galactico4ever(m): 7:19pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD Did you know THIS?

The Quickest And Safest Way To Double the money in your wallet.
Bring out the money from your wallet
Fold it into two

And put it back in your wallet. And BOOM!Your money is safely doubled grin

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Crownbefitsme(f): 7:20pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
This evening, Tolu121' Landlord was
complaining dat Ewuhausa had impregnanted his
daughter. .

As Tolu over-heard d landlord
shouting, he came out of his house and asked
d landlord.

Tolu: Oga landlord, what have
Ewuhausa done dis time?.

Landlord: Ewuhausa got d mind to impregnant my only
daughter.

Tolu: Oga landlord, are u sure of
wat u are saying?.

Landlord: Yes, this evening i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed dat she was pregnant, i asked her who
impregnanted her & she said dat Ewuhausa is d
one who impregnanted her.

Tolu: Abomination, Ewuhausa is afool, he is a bastard. Oga landlord since i have been sleeping with
ur wife, have u got any report that i have
impregnanted her?.

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2020

ANNY505
AND
9PBLIVE..
Since I have two folks who cracked me up ; you two will have to post a joke on betting, and whichever is better wins it... Good luck grin

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Kokoboss: 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
Thank God you laugh

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by VillageBus(m): 7:22pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:

All these are American jokes that we're not familiar to...
I've increased the stake to 15,000...
Anyone who makes me laugh genuinely wins it ; and you'll promise not to bet with it.
Good luck

A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 7:22pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:
ANNY505
AND
9PBLIVE..
Since I have two folks who cracked me up ; you two will have to post a joke on betting, and whichever is better wins it... Good luck

Nothing frustrating like betting a team to win & they get a red card(s) first half. You'll feel like withdrawing ur bets nd it's impossible.

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2020

Anny505:

Nothing frustrating like betting a team to win & they get a red card(s) first half. You'll feel like withdrawing ur bets nd it's impossible.

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Kokoboss: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jul 01, 2020

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by KAPOVee: 7:24pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:

All these are American jokes that we're not familiar to...
I've increased the stake to 15,000...
Anyone who makes me laugh genuinely wins it ; and you'll promise not to bet with it.
Good luck

This life no balance
Shey dem been de celebrate Mercy the other day say she win 60m for BB Naija and some people come de vex de wish say na dem..
You remember that year wey Davido buy one motor like that for Chioma, how much be the car again? I hear say na 45m and he come use diamond ring wey worth millions again come propose to am. Just the gifts alone don pass wetin Mercy win.
Relax first, I no de beef anybody, follow me to the end.
You remember that nigga "E money?" January dis year im been buy 3 cars wey been worth 250m, 156m and 80m for himself, wife and one comedian like that. You see how dem de throw money? But he never enter Forbes list. Life no balance.
Shey Dangote na the richest black man, abi? But im na number 136 for people wey rich for the world..
No go kill yourself, life no balance.
Shey C. Ronaldo and Messi get money pass for footballers?
You know that young man Zuckerberg, im fit pay them till dem die and he no go even feel am. Life no balance. Even if una get same money una fit no get same children or same blessing....
Oya make we nack this one...
You know that boxer wey them de call Mayweather?
That guy watch alone worth 18 million dollars.. Convert am for naira and tell me how much e be.
Davido net worth as Forbes take talk am na 16 m dollars... Mayweather watch alone don pass Davido net worth. Ordinary watch wey no fit show us time wey Angel Michael go take blow trumpet
...
After reading this you go still Wan kill yourself cos say you no get money.
Chill jhoor, buy cool drink, if you get money add am suya. Tell dj make he play "Can't kill myself" by Timaya for you. If dj no de there, use your phone.
As d music de play, de tap your feet for ground, de nod your head like lizard , de feel yourself like say you be Bill gates, life no de two.
If you no get money at all to buy drink or suya, still chill, go church and thank God for good health, e no easy.
Appreciate God for life, be content with what you have, be thankful even as you work harder for more.
God go answer all our prayers one day.
The summary of this message is "Be content with what you have, no one has it all"
Life no balance and e no fit balance!
#Note : Be yourself��

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jul 01, 2020

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:25pm On Jul 01, 2020

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Crownbefitsme(f): 7:26pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
One of our tenant gave me money to buy semo for her sons naming ceremony,stupid me entered bet9ja shop to play virtual...to cut the long story short they collected all the money from me
I didn't go home that day later I realised that it was EBA they ate...
Them beat me die

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 7:26pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:
ANNY505
AND
9PBLIVE..
Since I have two folks who cracked me up ; you two will have to post a joke on betting, and whichever is better wins it... Good luck

How will I explain to my crush, that the 5k I promised to send her on Monday that Barca Braga and celta vigo have cut it

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Kokoboss: 7:26pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
I dey sweat for this cold weather

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Vector360: 7:27pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:

All these are American jokes that we're not familiar to...
I've increased the stake to 15,000...
Anyone who makes me laugh genuinely wins it ; and you'll promise not to bet with it.
Good luck

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Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:27pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
One of our tenant gave me money to buy semo for her sons naming ceremony,stupid me entered bet9ja shop to play virtual...to cut the long story short they collected all the money from me
I didn't go home that day later I realised that it was EBA they ate...
Them beat me die

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:28pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE:
Bet9ja will break guys heart, they'll still forgive and play another game but your woman do you small thing you'll tight your mind like sardine

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:28pm On Jul 01, 2020

9PBLIVE is my winner...
Quote me with your details on a dead thread grin

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Kokoboss: 7:30pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Anny505(m): 7:30pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:
ANNY505
AND
9PBLIVE..
Since I have two folks who cracked me up ; you two will have to post a joke on betting, and whichever is better wins it... Good luck

Potential winning: N356,690.00
Last game to deliver ticket....
Bet pick: Over 2.5
5min: 1–1
FT: 1–1

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Kokoboss: 7:31pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Melaye(f): 7:31pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:
ANNY505
AND
9PBLIVE..
Since I have two folks who cracked me up ; you two will have to post a joke on betting, and whichever is better wins it... Good luck

na so we play match reach evening oo scores na 1-1, 90+ mins referee refuse to blow final whistle cos e don go stake on OVER2.5. goalkeepers no let strikers score cos them play UNDER2.5 even penalty sef na wahala

we still dey field up till now embarassed

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jul 01, 2020

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by 12AD: 7:34pm On Jul 01, 2020

Melaye:

na so we play match reach evening oo scores na 1-1, 90+ mins referee refuse to blow final whistle cos e don go stake on OVER2.5. goalkeepers no let strikers score cos them play UNDER2.5 even penalty sef na wahala

we still dey field up till now

Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by VillageBus(m): 7:36pm On Jul 01, 2020

12AD:

Bros, find me something!

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