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UEFA trying to make Chelsea play second leg against Bayern

Lol... See mentions

I'll be back sha.

Woohoo

Another win for Usman

A40:
Some people were still watching with relaxed minds when una been dey raise alarm

Oro di Hmmmmm, Oro pesi je oh

This egbon no well

A40:
Shut up your mouth hensbrain. Which day have you ever made any sensible analysis on this forum.

Only to lol at comments and play cheerleader everywhere. Fuvk off my mentions you fvckin mascot

Na Walking Meme be Hensbrain new name

nihilistjnr:
Chris has been a bastard since the Conte era. I won't forget what he did to us in UCL.

Zouma cast after that knee injury. His development clearly stalled significantly, and I don't think he will ever live up to his early promise

Rudiger is the real amaka here sha. I remember when griffon used to hype the guy at Roma 5 years ago.

I went to research the guy - They said he was mixed race with a German father, but the guy I saw was blacker than WhatsApp dark mode - 1st disappointment.

They said the guy was one of the German black ballplaying defenders in the mould of Boating(lana) and Tah(Lana)

When I saw him at confederations cup, he seemed okayyyy but nothing particularly special - disappointment number 2(though mild)

Under Contes second season when we expected another top 4 league finish, rudiger helped us to place 5th. Amaka.

This season however. Ah an.

These days, every single match na:

And I was thinking you are not a man of many words.

See as u come dey shalaye on top that small L.

sinizia:
Finally, you called out the usual suspects I've been waiting to read.

I forgot to add donjazet sef.

When Rudiger came in, donjazet of nairaland, said our best defender had come. Two unfortunate souls even liked his post. Frank Edoho, posted below immediately on twitter. You don't need a babalawo to know who sabi ball and who no sabi.

Just pray o because the real banter will be on Monday night. God help you to remain in top 4

Up Selsi.
Tiri sero tororo.

Roland17:
Don't worry, I have forwarded your explanations to Number 3-0, Sheffield United Avenue. More importantly, you will receive an official response from Messrs McGoldrick and McBurnie.

WAIL!

For us it's a new thing and we are not even wailing , we know what to do ... for you wailing has been permanent and it will be permanent forever and ever Amen

BARAJ92:
This is not a determinant as positioning is a key component of a striker, it could be that the striker that sees 60 goal scoring chance as better positioning

what essence is the use of good positioning when you won't convert those chances.e.g morata in chelsea.

maynation:
Up Selsi.
Tiri sero tororo.

You dey reach here

Abeg make una beat Chelsea for Anfield

eph12:
Just pray o because the real banter will be on Monday night. God help you to remain in top 4

Ephraim, everything is working for your team at the moment. Video ASSISTANT referee, is really ASSISTING you guys. Congrats in advance.

Expert17:
You dey reach here

Abeg make una beat Chelsea for Anfield

I will reach the end of the world to taunt Chelshit.
Before nko?

Greatihex:
Lol
but you told us that he is our fastest defender. How manage he runs that fast with those shoes?

Tomori is our fastest CB. Our fastest defender in general sef.

He and hudson-odoi once had a footrace on camera and Tomori won.

Laugh and throw banters at Chelsea as much as you like... you tears will be sweet on FA cup. We dey wait una.

airmark:
Ephraim, everything is working for your team at the moment. Video ASSISTANT referee, is really ASSISTING you guys. Congrats in advance.

This you when typing this?

After today Leicester have Sheffield United, Spurs and Manyoo.


That, and the fact that City could have their ban upheld.

If not,

Donjazet in one of his usual bouts of racism persecution complex came here to accuse Britain of shielding Deizani to which I asked him if Britain is responsible or Nigeria who have failed to submit extradition request or Dominica (another black country) who provided her diplomatic passport.

Now hear what the Presidency is saying:

Ibime:
On the Diezani Alison Madueke case, the PCARA Report accused Magu of failure to cooperate with authorities in the United Kingdom to facilitate effective prosecution of the case.

“In the Diezani Alison Madueke case, the Acting Chairman is failing to further cooperate with the UK NCA to enable them charge the Former Minister to court in the UK.

“The Acting Chairman despite his knowledge that Mrs Madueke will not be extradited to Nigeria until after her trial in the UK, has consistently been accusing the UK government on the pages of print and electronic media of not wanting to extradite her to Nigeria,’’ the report maintained.

Magu was also accused of deliberately refusing to provide documentary evidence that would make the office of the nation’s Attorney-General to commence the extradition process of Diezani Madueke.

“This has strained the EFCC relationship with Europe most strategic partner,’’ the report further observed.

Magu is being held at the Police headquarters in Abuja.

He is expected to reappear before the Salami probe panel on Monday, to defend himself against several allegations.

Say no to Persecution Complex and lack of personal responsibility.

Unlimited22:
After today Leicester have Sheffield United, Spurs and Manyoo.


That, and the fact that City could have their ban upheld.

If not,

we have wolves and Liverpool.

NinjaMetahuman:
we have wolves and Liverpool.

We have Otem to help us cage them Wolves and Liverpool, he's saving his best for the last.

Omo is it possible to clear out the deadwood in this team in one transfer window?
Jorginho can not win the ball from me if I shield the ball,he's that bad
As for Tammy,if that guy deserves £130 per week, then I deserve £50 per week too

SirWhiteFish:
Laugh and throw banters at Chelsea as much as you like... you tears will be sweet on FA cup. We dey wait una.

....

Unlimited22:
Tomori is our fastest CB. Our fastest defender in general sef.

He and hudson-odoi once had a footrace on camera and Tomori won.

Are you for real? Hudson-Odoi is real quick o
That means Tomori's pace - going with FIFA/PES style ratings - should be around 88

Thank God I missed the trolling sha
I ain't even finna check previous pages

Ibime:
Timbros and Bluemann don disappear now

No na sir Ibime see, I didn't say Jorginho is an overlord or anything.

I only said he has his qualities and deserves some more respect. Abi didn't you see the way he was balling at the beginning of the season?

Anyways I've said previously I'm not his biggest fan.

Chelsea fans this week:

* Odoi > Greenwood
* Ziyech > Bruno Fernandes
* United can't win without penalties
* "VARchester United!!!"
* We may shock Bayern

Only to get slapped up & lose by 3 goals to Sheffield United. You love to see it.

anyways this reminds me if the beginning of the season, when Manyoo beat us...u know the scoreline, and we had to play Liverpool next. People were asking how many they would give us.
At the end of the day, we gave Liverpool more than they expected.

So all hope is not lost or anything like that. But tomorrow's CAS decision suddenly seems super super important.

I dey sell star times o.

Unlimited22:
I don't think so, I know so. However, there's two sides to a coin.
The personnel are simply not good enough.

Look at that west Ham game, to the corner Rudiger conceded. How do you teach a 27-year-old German international that when he's under no pressure and playing against a team of giants, especially with a pancake in nets, you kick the ball into touch for a throw in? How?
How do you tell Christensen to not lose concentration every 15 minutes?
How do you tell Zouma that there's more to defending than pace, power and sliding tackles?

And how do you teach Rudiger not to trap the ball for his opponents?
And how do you teach Rudiger not to allow a known left footer free passage to cut in to said left foot?

I feel for Lampard. He has his own issues, but with the personnel at hand, this is almost beyond his control.

BlueMann:
Are you for real? Hudson-Odoi is real quick o
That means Tomori's pace - going with FIFA/PES style ratings - should be around 88

Hudson-Odoi has 85 pace on FIFA. I haven't seen Tomori's card.

But ratings can be very wrong.

Unlimited22:
Hudson-Odoi has 85 pace on FIFA. I haven't seen Tomori's card.

But ratings can be very wrong.

Yeah

Meanwhile I just heard Lampard called Abraham a 'Championship Striker'in the dressing room, and that Abraham cried.

Wow. That could make or break the guy.