TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!



I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

femmyapson:
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Sundaypaul12345:
Yeye, before the police will arrest these guys ehn, it might take 18months despite their faces on camera

Andrew13:
I won't be surprised if they are not caught at all.na naija we de na

Ashawoboi27:
Very funny video sha
See the way the guy take bring the gun come out from inside walking talking
The boys in that shop no get mind
When u go dive the guy join the gun before him cork am
Those two boys
But it's funny sha
Even the way he put the phone for back pocket instantly

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