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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
maynattion:

Nice point tho.
I have to go.
Maybe later.
See you later. wink wink

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 2:49pm On Jul 30, 2020
Something they worry this guy these days. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 3:11pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:
Something they worry this guy these days. undecided undecided
I can't help it. That money is still down for the bet tho. wink wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 5:38pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

I can't help it. That money is still down for the bet tho. wink wink

By the way, it's only Africans that keep plenty cars for what I don't know. undecided
That defeats the purpose of owing a car.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:40pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:


By the way, it's only Africans that keep plenty cars for what I don't know. undecided
That defeats the purpose of owing a car.
What is the main purpose of a car? Don't tell me it's for eased conveyance.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 5:41pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

What is the main purpose of a car? Don't tell me it's for eased conveyance.
What else if not?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:
It is just you and I viewing the thread currently. wink No one else can see. Meet my E 350. wink wink
Na so!
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 30, 2020
maynattion:

Nice point tho.
I have to go.
Maybe later.
Good evening Maynattion. Please can I pm you, I have something I want to discuss with you. Thank you.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 5:57pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

What else if not?
Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think. embarassed
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, there for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions. angry angry

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 5:58pm On Jul 30, 2020
ladecrown:

Good evening Maynattion. Please can I pm you, I have something I want to discuss with you. Thank you.
She doesn't reply PMs, thanks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:00pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think. embarassed
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, there for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions. angry angry

grin grin grin

Don't you think you should get married first?
A single man with four cars defiles all logics.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:02pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:


grin grin grin

Don't you think you should get married first?
A single man with four cars defiles all logics.
Are those lines funny? tongue

Get married first? Where the woman dey?

E no defile any logics kan kan. Na my money.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:04pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

Why do we have cars that cost billions of naira?
It's more than that purpose.
Now I'm not trying to show off as every poor person would easily think. embarassed
There are special places I can only go with my E 350, you will never see me go there with my Peugeot 407 or my Muscle Camry. Never.
I travel interstate with my Peugeot, go to bushy sites with my hilux, attend special functions with my E 350 and keep the Camry for back up in case any of the three disappoints. I am praying to God to provide for me so that I can get more.
Cars are not just for locomotion, there for personal edification, comfort and unexplainable satisfactions. angry angry
Show off! undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:05pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

Are those lines funny? tongue

Get married first? Where the woman dey?

E no defile any logics kan kan. Na my money.

You don't have any wifeable girlfriends? shocked shocked
Those lines are funny especially the one about poor people. It's true tho, broke people see every single thing as show off.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:20pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:


You don't have any wifeable girlfriends? shocked shocked
Those lines are funny especially the one about poor people. It's true tho, broke people see every single thing as show off.
God is my witness I don't have.
You think it's a joke when I told Liru that it's harder to find a wife when you are already made?
They are after the money, now I'm being realistic.
A girl to love you for whom you are is as hard to find as anything that fits in here.
Even here on NL, some one just recently replied my PMs of God knows when because she came across the donations that happened here that time. Fake lovers. That is why I don't want any friends apart from those I have known before disclosing personal details. Even those mentioning May, May every time here, it's because they know they can gain from her. Life is full of fake lots.

I am happy you have have seen the bolded for what it is.
When you can't afford a #50 gala you will start hating on those who can afford #1200 Shawarma and calling them all sort of terrible names to make themselves feel lightened.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

God is my witness I don't have.
You think it's a joke when I told Liru that it's harder to find a wife when you are already made?
They are after the money, now I'm being realistic.
A girl to love you for whom you are is as hard to find as anything that fits in here.
Even here on NL, some one just recently replied my PMs of God knows when because she came across the donations that happened here that time. Fake lovers. That is why I don't want any friends apart from those I have known before disclosing personal details. Even those mentioning May, May every time here, it's because they know they can gain from her. Life is full of fake lots.

I am happy you have have seen the bolded for what it is.
When you can't afford a #50 gala you will start hating on those who can afford #1200 Shawarma and calling them all sort of terrible names to make themselves feel lightened.
shit happens mehn!Marriage ain't 4 all cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:27pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

God is my witness I don't have.
You think it's a joke when I told Liru that it's harder to find a wife when you are already made?
They are after the money, now I'm being realistic.
A girl to love you for whom you are is as hard to find as anything that fits in here.
Even here on NL, some one just recently replied my PMs of God knows when because she came across the donations that happened here that time. Fake lovers. That is why I don't want any friends apart from those I have known before disclosing personal details. Even those mentioning May, May every time here, it's because they know they can gain from her. Life is full of fake lots.

I am happy you have have seen the bolded for what it is.
When you can't afford a #50 gala you will start hating on those who can afford #1200 Shawarma and calling them all sort of terrible names to make themselves feel lightened.
I can't agree any less.Swears. smiley
The one that replied your PMs. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Girls will always be girls.

What are your plans by the way? You won't get married ni?
Rapper nko?? wink wink

@ Pictures. shocked shocked shocked shocked
What on hell?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:37pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

I can't agree any less.Swears. smiley
The one that replied your PMs. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Girls will always be girls.

What are your plans by the way? You won't get married ni?
Rapper nko?? wink wink

@ Pictures. shocked shocked shocked shocked
What on hell?
You haven't even seen anything. If I show you more ehn, you will cry for me. I got to know my true friends from 2015-2017. Learnt the hardest way. I just thank God for life.
About Rapper, this isn't some cliche or expressed to impress. She would have been my best shot if wishes were horses. Real to a fault, not even moved by wealth whatsover. But... she is taken. smiley
Married sef. She won't tell anyone this but she is.
Got married in south Africa, that is what is keeping her there.
My loss knows no bound.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:39pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

You haven't even seen anything. If I show you more ehn, you will cry for me. I got to know my true friends from 2015-2017. Learnt the hardest way. I just thank God for life.
About Rapper, this isn't some cliche or expressed to impress. She would have been my best shot if wishes were horses. Real to a fault, not even moved by wealth whatsover. But... she is taken. smiley
Married sef. She won't tell anyone this but she is.
Got married in south Africa, that is what is keeping her there.
My loss knows no bound.
Mama Rapper is married? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

You haven't even seen anything. If I show you more ehn, you will cry for me. I got to know my true friends from 2015-2017. Learnt the hardest way. I just thank God for life.
About Rapper, this isn't some cliche or expressed to impress. She would have been my best shot if wishes were horses. Real to a fault, not even moved by wealth whatsover. But... she is taken. smiley
Married sef. She won't tell anyone this but she is.
Got married in south Africa, that is what is keeping her there.
My loss knows no bound.
Eiyaaah!What a huge loss undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:41pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Mama Rapper is married? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
I swear she is married. smiley
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:42pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

I swear she is married. smiley
Woww! I'm speechless. shocked shocked
She has been called evening newspaper severally and she didn't explain anything.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:
I swear she is married. smiley
She will be very happy that you shared this
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:45pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Woww! I'm speechless. shocked shocked
She has been called evening newspaper severally and she didn't explain anything.
It is what it is.
Fooling the fools. How are you jare?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

It is what it is.
Fooling the fools. How are you jare?
Sounds like an attention deprived woman.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:46pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

It is what it is.
Fooling the fools. How are you jare?
This the greatest news ever. kiss kiss
I'm fine, you?
Hope she won't be angry you disclosed this?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:50pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

This the greatest news ever. kiss kiss
I'm fine, you?
Hope she won't be angry you disclosed this?
I won't post anything about her without her permission. Never!
I am good. Would have uploaded some things, but this rabies-infested fowl may get a hold of them. When the thread is silent I will cc you.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 6:51pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

I won't post anything about her without her permission. Never!
I am good. Would have uploaded some things, but this rabies-infested fowl may get a hold of them. When the thread is silent I will cc you.
No qualms.
What's your deal with him by the way?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:51pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

I won't post anything about her without her permission. Never!
I am good. Would have uploaded some things, but this rabies-infested fowl may get a hold of them. When the thread is silent I will cc you.
grin grin May Jehovah 4give you.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 6:53pm On Jul 30, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

No qualms.
What's your deal with him by the way?
He's done a size up as I staked 1M, he feels I'm the solution to his necessities even to some irrelevances. Some can't eat, he is crying over sub. What a soul.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

He's done a size up as I staked 1M, he feels I'm the solution to his necessities even to some irrelevances. Some can't eat, he is crying over sub. What a soul.
Lies.I made this plea way back b4 that.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 7:06pm On Jul 30, 2020
Collegenews:

He's done a size up as I staked 1M, he feels I'm the solution to his necessities even to some irrelevances. Some can't eat, he is crying over sub. What a soul.
Permit me to use this medium to make some contributions that will stay here.
That is the reason I won't be caught dead paying attentions to these financial woe mongers and sob story tellers, they ain't feeling shit. Of course there are genuine cases but damn! Most want you to help them with 5k, 10k just to catch trips and settle their greed. That is where you will know a scammer and a just desperate soul. When the peanut is exhausted, what would you survive with? I asked May why she gave inneed.ofhelp her spare phone and also sent her money repeatedly despite that she had offset her child's medical bills and offered her money for business. She said her case is genuine and has no other means of survival.
That is someone that needed help not those people that need help suddenly because they feel you have something to give or because they see it as free extra and such should be utilized.
The one I DMed on this thread sent me some random pictures of a sick baby she picked online. Happy I searched it on Google and s/he got boned. Fake moffos.

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