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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:37pm On Aug 10, 2020
Collegenews:

I beg you before ni? Can you rap? Are you a Ghanaian? Are you harsh? Are you Mrs CN?
Get away my friend.
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:39pm On Aug 10, 2020
Korintz:
Almighty God, you are the only source of health and healing. We pray for our darling sister Mercy(Maynation ) that you will lay your healing hands upon her, go before her and take control of every procedure she has to pass through in the process of her healing. Let her come back with testimony and Thanksgiving. For this we pray in Jesus name. Amen.
Ameeeen.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:10am On Aug 11, 2020
Sehindemi, Queenyprinxex
How far??

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 10:28am On Aug 11, 2020
Never a time I read CN's write ups without me having the butterfly feeling even though I may not agree with the points most times. grin
Your choice of words and the correctness of the syntaxes are so always sweet chale. grin
I have unexplainable penchant for excellent command of the English language.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 3:35pm On Aug 11, 2020
MZrapper:
Sehindei, Queenyprinex
How far??
The surgery was a success, thanks to God and everyone for the prayers
But the post surgical procedure requires she stays 3-4 weeks before she can engage in her normal day to day activities and may possibly take months before the sights are fully restored to perfect.
So that is the phase she is.
Everywhere good.
Thanks to you all.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:45pm On Aug 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:



Oluwa seun.
Which means she won't be around for a long time like this.I miss her already ahswear.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 3:47pm On Aug 11, 2020
Egoat:


Oluwa seun.
Which means she won't be around for a long time like this.I miss her already ahswear.
Yeah she definitely won't.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 3:49pm On Aug 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Yeah she definitely won't.
It is well with her by the grace of God.
I believe God will make the healing process fast.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

The surgery was a success, thanks to God and everyone for the prayers
But the post surgical procedure requires she stays 3-4 weeks before she can engage in her normal day to day activities and may possibly take months before the sights are fully restored to perfect.
So that is the phase she is.
Everywhere good.
Thanks to you all.
I read about that for real.
Glad it went well.
We wish her quickest recovery.
Please send her plenty hugs and kisses for us.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

The surgery was a success, thanks to God and everyone for the prayers
But the post surgical procedure requires she stays 3-4 weeks before she can engage in her normal day to day activities and may possibly take months before the sights are fully restored to perfect.
So that is the phase she is.
Everywhere good.
Thanks to you all.
Quite encouraging.
Quick recovery is hers.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 8:23pm On Aug 11, 2020
Collegenews:

Good morning guys.
I decided to read about Vitrectomy over the night and the amount they charge for that surgery here in Nigeria is unbelievably too high not to talk of the price they charge for consulting, tests and many other charges.
Please I will like to donate towards this cause.
I know they don't need it but then we are family here, aren't we?
Egoat, Mzrapper and I will like to contribute #500k.
Please the IAAPMOO crew should react to this urgently.
Thanks.

Br0s y0u really were g0ing t0 dr0p 500k abi na just talk?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:28pm On Aug 11, 2020
Another broke and demented scunge on the lose.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 8:32pm On Aug 11, 2020
MZrapper:
Another broke and demented scunge on the lose.
All you d0 is call every0ne br0ke it is bec0ming stale. Na simple questi0n I ask.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 8:33pm On Aug 11, 2020
MZrapper:
Another broke and demented scunge on the lose.
I only stated the obvious. Run amok scunge.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 8:38pm On Aug 11, 2020
No one gave me attention. undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:42pm On Aug 11, 2020
Smh!
Good night everyone.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 8:43pm On Aug 11, 2020
Collegenews:
Smh!
Good night everyone.
You didn't answer my question
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Galactico4ever(m): 9:32pm On Aug 11, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

The surgery was a success, thanks to God and everyone for the prayers
But the post surgical procedure requires she stays 3-4 weeks before she can engage in her normal day to day activities and may possibly take months before the sights are fully restored to perfect.
So that is the phase she is.
Everywhere good.
Thanks to you all.
Great news!

She should take all the time she needs, her health is top priority.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 6:28am On Aug 12, 2020
Egoat:
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE .
WHEN I KEEP WRITING WONDERFUL WONDERFUL NO ONE CAN EVER UNDERSTAND.
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD IN THE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN PLANNED OUT IN THE SPIRIT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR OVER SPIRITUALITY, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED LIKE A JOKE WAS PLANNED BY GOD.
BEFORE MAYNATION AND I EVEN TALKED AT ALL, I HAVE FASTED FOR 21 DAYS. PLEQSE BELIEVE ME, I DON'T HAVE ANY REASON TO LIE.
I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE MENTIONED ME ON THAT PARTICULAR DAY AND WHY SHE EVEN ASKED ME OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD. I STILL FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE SHE MENTIONED ME FIRST BY HER OWNSELF.
I HAVE KNOWN HER FROM WAY BQCK, IT WASN'T FROM DIARY SECTION.
I COMPLETED THE FASTING AND SHE MENTIONED ME TWO DAYS AFTER. IF SHE REMEMBER , WHEN SHE ASKED ME WHAT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD IS LIKE, I TOLD HER THAT THE FACT SHE MENTIONED ME IS A PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS. SHE WONT UNDERSTAND.
I DECLINED HER HELP BECAUSE HONESTLY SPEAKING IT WAS AN INSTRUCTION AND I AM MORE SATISFIED THAT I SAW THE PROOF THAT MY PRAYER WAS ANSWERD. THE QUAREL I HAVE WITH MZRAPPER WAS FOR A PURPOSE, THE SCRABBLE DISCUSSION WAS FOR A PURPOSE. MAYNATION TRAVELLING TO LAGOS AND LAYING EMPHASIS ON SCRABBLE WAS FOR A PURPOSE COLLEGENEWS ASKING TO PAY FOR MY DATA SO THAT I CAN PLAY THE SCRABBLE WAS FOR A PURPOSE. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THIS ONE, WHY DIDNT WE PLAY THE GAME AFTER HE SENT ME MONEY? HE SAID I SHOULD GO AND LEARN. WHY DO YOU THINK WE ALL HAVE INTEREST IN THAT PARTICULAR GAME? I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER WHEN I ASKED TO PLAY GAME WITH MAYNATION AND ALL EFFORTS DIDN'T WORK. MY FASTING WAS STILL ON THEN, GOD KNOWS I HEARD CLEARLY THAT HELP WILL COME FROM YOU PEOPLE. I DID NOT KNOW HOW IT WILL COME BUT I WAS TRYING TO CREATE WAY MYSELF NOT KNOWING GOD HAS PLANNED IT ALREADY.
I ASKED TO PLAY WITH COLLEGE NEWS AND HE DECLINED, THE SAME COLLEGENEWS ASKED TO PLAY WITH ME BY WHICH TIME I WAS NOT HAVING DATA. MY RESPONSE CAUSED A LITTLE MISUNDERSTING AND COLLEGENEWS DECIDED TO MAKE UP FOR ME BY DASHINH ME #5,000 IN WHICH MZRAPPER OFFERED ME #10,000.
I WANT YOU PEOPLE TO BELIEVE ME.
THE 15K WAS FOR A PURPOSE WHICH WAS THE REASON I ACCEPTED THE HELP BUT REJECTED THE #100K MAYNATION OFFERED ME. IT WAS AN INSTRUCTION, A HARD INSTRUCTIONS TO OBEY. WHO WILL REJECT 100K AND ACCEPT #15K? IT IS A MYSTERY.

YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT MZRAPPER AND COLLEGEMEWS CONVERSATION THAT EVERYONE WAS NOW OFFERING HER MONEY FOR A POST SHE HAS MADE MORE THAN A MONTH?
SHE DID NOT ASK FOR HELP, AND THE CONVERSATION DID NIT SAYANYTHING ABOUT NEEDING HELP. BUT YET YOU PEOPLE CAME AND STARTED DONATING.
I WAS INSTRUCTED TO DONATE 5K.
IF MZRAPPER AND COLLEGENEWS DID NOT SEND ME THE 15K INITIALLY, I WONT HAVE THE MIND TO SAY I WILL DONATE 5K. PLEASE BELIEVE ME, IT WAS ALREADY PLANNED OUT.
IT WAS QUEENYPRINXEX THAT STARTED IT, IF IT IS MAYNATION WE CAN SAY SHE LIKES MZRAPPER AND SHE MAY DECIDE TO DONATE. BUT MY PEOPLE IT WAS ANOTHER PERSON WHO HAS ALWAYS HAVE ISSUES WITH HER.
OKAY IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, HOW CAN SEHINDEMI WHO ALWAYS OPPOSE MZRAPPER AGREE TO SEND #50,000? PRINX55555 THAT WAS NOT ONLINE NKO? WHY DID LIRUSEHN TAKE IT UPON HIMSELF TO CALL HIM AND MAKE HIM SEND #65,000. MY FIRST POST IN DIARY SECTION WAS MY ACCUSING MZRAPPER AND COLLEGENEWS OF BEING THE SAME PERSON AND I EVEN CREATED A DIARY TO MOCK MZRAPPER. WHY DID THEY ACCEPT ME ALL OF A SUDDEN? WHEN DID I BECOME SO IMPORTANT TO MZRAPPER THAT SHE WILL DECIDE TO SHARE A FREE MONEY WITH ME?
EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED.
IF I DIDN'T FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION NOT TO ACCEOT THE HELP OF 100K I WILL NEVER GET THIS EXACT AMOUNT I NEED FOR MY SHOP.
GOD IS ALIVE AND HE IS FAITHFUL, WHAT HAPPENED HERE IS A TESTIMONY AND PROOF THAT HE IS GOD.
IT SEEM LIKE A JOKE BUT HE MADE IT HAPPEN.

GOD HAS JUST SPOKEN ON THIS THREAD, HE HAS USED EVERYONE HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED IS NOT ABOUT ME, THERE ARE SOME OTHER CONNECTED TO THIS TESTIMONY. I CAN ONLY WRITE MY OWN PART.
EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FOR MY GOOD AND OTHERS GOOD.
THIS IS WHY I WAS ONLY SAYING WONDERFUL WONDERFUL.
THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU.
THIS MY TESTIMONY.
Plead
This is a proof that there is no God.
grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:37pm On Aug 12, 2020
Why is this thread quiet today. cry cry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Galactico4ever(m): 10:22pm On Aug 12, 2020
AneedAttention:

Plead
This is a proof that there is no God.
grin grin
Make it lively nah. I heard you're the liveliest dude around here cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by AneedAttention(f): 8:39am On Aug 13, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Make it lively nah. I heard you're the liveliest dude around here cheesy

No one here wants to give me attention. angry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 11:25am On Aug 13, 2020
Egoat:
Why is this thread quite today. cry cry
Quiet not quite.
undecided undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:27am On Aug 13, 2020
MZrapper:

Quiet not quite.
undecided undecided
Noted.
Thanks Mama. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 13, 2020
AneedAttention:
Plead This is a proof that there is no God. grin grin
People mistake coincidence for miracle or prayers working.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 12:13pm On Aug 13, 2020
Plead:


People mistake coincidence for miracle or prayers working.
I understand you want to show the whole world your lack of faith.
Nothing about the help I received was out of coincidence.
And it is stupid to think it is.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 13, 2020
Egoat:

I understand you want to show the whole world your lack of faith.
Nothing about the help I received was out of coincidence.
And it is stupid to think it is.

What is more stupid than worshiping someone you can't see?
What is more stupid than admitting prayers are helpful?

Lemme tell you something. Whenever something good come your way after you pray to your God it is simply coincidence because that thing would've still come around even if you prayed to a Lizard.

Praying to some supreme being is merely praying to the air.

BTW,my reply wasn't meant for you so direct your further mentions to fellow religious bumpkins like yourself.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 12:44pm On Aug 13, 2020
Plead:


What is more stupid than worshiping someone you can't see?
What is more stupid than admitting prayers are helpful?

Lemme tell you something. Whenever something good come your way after you pray to your God it is simply coincidence because that thing is would've still come around even if you prayed to a Lizard.

Praying to some supreme being is merely praying to the air.

BTW, I my reply wasn't meant for you so direct your further mentions to fellow religious bumpkins like yourself.
Whatever he chooses to worship or acknowledge as the doer of every wonder in his life shouldn't be to you a migraine.
You are just a little kid with messed up priorities and mentality.
No one here is responsible for whatever hardship you may have gone through, take your frustration elsewhere same with the attention deprived toddler that mentioned you earlier.
Your opinion is as unimportant as the K in knife.
Get a life.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 13, 2020
Collegenews:

Whatever he chooses to worship or acknowledge as the doer of every wonder in his life shouldn't be to you a migraine.
You are just a little kid with messed up priorities and mentality.
No one here is responsible for whatever hardship you may have gone through, take your frustration elsewhere same with the attention deprived toddler that mentioned you earlier.
Your opinion is as unimportant as the K in knife.
Get a life.
Of course his life, his choice. I didn't quote him when he made that post.
You're the one with messed up priorities actually, chasing frivolities online.

Like I told that mz whatever moniker the other time, don't pass of your situation as other people's situation.
The fact that you're experiencing hardship or have experienced hardship in life doesn't mean any other person who doesn't share your ideology on this platform is experiencing hardship.

People like you think you matter in the scheme of things but you're as irrelevant as the p in psychology.
You say I chase attention, from who? You? Who chases attention more than you and that mz whatever moniker on this section?
Continue making a joke of yourself.
Few months back you were chasing mayn.ation like you're deprived of female attention in real life.

Direct your further mentions to your ilks.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Nobody: 1:08pm On Aug 13, 2020
Egoat:
Cc
Mynd4.4

Hi bro, have you opened the shop?
Do you need more donations to enable you to finally buy a phone and live the good life without seeking for help every now and then on social media?
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 1:14pm On Aug 13, 2020
Plead:


Hi bro, have you opened the shop?
Do you need more donations to enable you to finally buy a phone and live the good life without seeking for help every now and then on social media?

I have never claimed to be what I am not.
I don't troll nor insult people on this forum.whatever you intend to use against me is not a Shame to me but a testimony, I am a proud owner of an executive barbershop today because of the benevolence of everyone on this thread. If you think I will be ashamed of that fact you are deceiving yourself.
I didn't rob did I? All I did was pray to my God and he sent helpers my way not lousy talkers.
I understand how frustration make people behave like this, I pray you find a helper that will bless you.

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