Btruth, meaning bitter truth.

But you shall know the truth, and truth shall set you free.

GrifindorHouse:
Professor Dumbledore.

fav character?

SpecialAdviser:
I really want to give advice that will change lives

femi adesina

Camelot in the movie "Merlin"

fuckaholic25:
you know... I like to kpensh wella... any kinda pussy

i like them wet

Bighead9:
My head too Big.

kai edward

My name nd University matric number...
Budaatum
Lordreed
TheSourcerer
Patoraio

Indian and Philippine movies

Smile....

Slooowwerrrrr

Moi dammmn nigggaarrrr

Since my moniker is self explainable.
it was one of my vibes in sec sch. Was actually called silent toucher. I could grope girls without anyone including the particular girl noticing.

Millennialaku:
I was so inspired after binge watching videos on Robert Kiyosaki's YouTube channel. I watched the series called "millennial money".

so i swiped the name of the series and interchanged "money" for wealth in my language(Aku). millennialaku = millennial money when translated to English

show me the money

Peace666:
What more can i say

peaceful peace

2dice01:
I dont even need an Explanation

.gambler

A guy attended a funeral where he noticed that the church had a wireless network.

Guy: Hey, what is the wifi password?

A sad relative: Respect the dead!

Guy: All in lowercase?

Abiola4eva:
Locust

Guy what is it

Classical music... I love Wagner

OneDollarSalary:
Because my salary is one dollar so the moniker, OneDollarSalary .

What inspired Anonimi and Zoharariel

When I was blind, thirsty & desired to know who the Almighty Creator of the Universe was, I read about a Powerful Celestial Entity called - Akathriel Yah Yehod Sebaoth Zoharariel.

I marveled at his wondrous character and decided to adopt his name.

Unfortunately, I never knew it was one of those propaganda & fairy tales concocted by the abominable terrorist & bastard children of Yahweh in Tel Aviv to promote their Zionist fallacy of Jewish supremacy over every other race in the world.

Excerpt:

a.) In that moment spake Akatriel Yah Yehod Sebaoth and said to Metatron, the Prince of the Presence: "Let no prayer that he prayeth before me return (to him) void. Hear thou his prayer and fulfil his desire whether (it be) great or small".

Forthwith Metatron, the Prince of the Presence, said to Moses: "Son of Amram!

Fear not, for now God delights in thee. And ask thou u thy desire of the Glory and Majesty. For thy face shines from one end of the world to the other".

But Moses answered him: "(I fear) lest I bring guiltiness upon myself". Metatron said to him: "Receive the letters of the oath, in (by) which there is no breaking the covenant" (which precludes any breach of the covenant).

b.) Akathriel Yah Yehod Sebaoth Zoharariel - also known as Hyosk'Naariel Tatrasiel Kerubiel Zaksakiel Oppaniel Segushiel Seraphiel when he wishes to be less formal. Which he does not.

The Unquestioned. No thing knows what he does, but all bow before him.

Angel of the Lord Most High, Great Crown Prince of Judgment over all Hosts, Name of the Godhead Manifest on the Throne of the Almighty.

He is the most dazzling of the Lord's angels. His entire body is said to be covered with stars, which are in fact, his eyes.

He has sixteen faces and 8,760 eyes; each watching an hour of the year. His eyes are sparks of light, and his lashes are lightning bolts.

From his feet up to his knees he emits the light of the firmament, from his knees up to his thighs the light of the morning star, from thighs to waist shines the light of the moon, from waist to neck the light of the sun, and from his neck to the top of his head, the Infinite Light.

Thunder and earthquakes are the constant companions of the breath of his nostrils and the splendor of the Shekinah shines upon him. There is a crown of holiness on his head, and the breadth of creation could rest between his shoulders. Yah Yehod is about seven Heavens tall.

He is also said to be constantly shedding tears of meteoric fire and any Ymerae (angels) who looks at one of his faces is instantly reduced to ashes.

In fact, there are special orders of Angels trained since their creation to one day look upon the face of Yah Yehod and try and guess his intentions. There is a separate Celestial order trained to interpret the scattering of their remains.

The only being known to have stared upon him and lived is Lucifer, whose Pride at his own defiance had him meet the Gaze of his Accuser.

All at the Trial were shocked silent, not the least of which Metatron, whose throat had been stabbed through by the Former Prince of Light in the opening moments of his Rebellion.

c.) “A quality of holiness, a quality of power, a fearful quality, a dreaded quality, a quality of awe, a quality of shuddering, a quality of dismay, a quality of terror – such is the quality of the garment of Zoharariel, Adonai, God of Israel, who, crowned, comes to the throne of His glory.

His garment is engraved inside and outside and entirely covered with YHVH YHVH.

No eyes are able to behold it, neither the eyes of flesh and blood nor the eyes of His servants.

Whoever beholds it, whoever glimpses and sees it, his eyeballs are seized by balls of fire, his eye-balls discharge fiery torches which burn him and consume him.

For the very fire that springs out of the man beholding the garment burns him and consumes him.

Why? Because of the image of eyes in the garment of Zoharariel, Adonai, God of Israel, who, crowned, comes to the throne of His glory.”

d.) Elisha ben Abuya, one of the 4 sages that visited Heaven during their lifetime reported: "When I ascended into Paradise I beheld Akatriel JHWH, Lord of Hosts, at the entrance, and 120 myriads of ministering angels surrounded him."


e.) It was taught: “Rabbi Ishmael ben Elisha said: I once entered into the innermost part [of the Sanctuary] to offer incense and saw Akathriel Yah, Adonai of hosts, seated upon a high and exalted throne.

God said to me, ‘Ishmael, my son, bless Me!’ I replied, ‘May it be your will that your mercy may suppress your anger and your mercy may prevail over your other attributes, so that you may deal with your children according to the attribute of mercy and may, on their behalf, stop short of the limit of strict justice!’ And God nodded to me with His head.

f.) And three times every single day, the throne of Thy Glory prostrates itself before Thee and says to Thee: ’O Zoharariel - LORD God of Israel, make Thyself heavy/glorious and sit upon me, O wondrous King, for the burden of Thee is lovely.

blank:
I was on another forum with my real name, then when naijahotjobs was popular. So a couple of my friends found me out easily so when I was joining this forum back then in 2008, I wanted my name to be empty or blank. Viola!

what a blank story

obonujoker:

Jennifer Garner

Yeah.. Sydney Bristow

Meji loyon.
Breast na two

PrincessB1:
My dad's pet name for me.
VickyRotex, come and explain yours.

daddy's pet

Ishilove:

mummy's pet

Mgtowmonk:
betrayal and breakup

ehya

IamDavids:
After Edgar Davids the famous footballer cos i play soccer with glasses.

, i think it's davies not davids

GrifindorHouse:
Professor Dumbledore.

Harry Potter

Liposure:
the east coast

AjalaDtraveller:
I love to travel and post it on Facebook so one day a friend called me Ajala the traveller, I thought of it and realised yes I love travelling. If not for coronavirus I was supped to do 3 countries this year. I am still toying with the idea of visiting Budapest this summer. Coronavirus or not

that explains me

HONCHOSLIM16
The Honcho is a Japanese word which means LEADER,
Slim represents my body appearance,
and 16 is my favourite number.

Silentgroper:
.gambler

Life is a Gamble

Mindlog:
I work in a mental health facility and daily go through logs of patients for assessments and treatments.

more grace

Deicide:
Pocohantas is from a cartoon, probably something she loves watching when she was young

Mine was gotten from an evil metallic band

. In which she couldnt spell right. Well it's known that most light skinned ladies are usually dull.
i mean like how hard is it to spell pocahontas