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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 4:03pm On Sep 03, 2020
New term will begin by September and all the students are buying new textbooks, sandals, bags, pen, notebooks and Uniforms.

Let me tell you about the students before they resume new class....

*MAN CITY* is the son of the rich man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him and he still Dangles with his results

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance and always buy his the best textbooks. Let's see his performance this term though he always makes the father proud after buying new text books

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than his best friend Arsenal and be Happy

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly fall sick during test and exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher, all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being position 4...or worse behind his manchy Tottenham

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father is the wealthiest and used to sort all his courses and bribe all the teachers for him to be at the top in those days, but after his father passed away and his mother inherited the whole wealth and forced him to study by himself, but pride didn't allow him, he is always number 6 because he can no longer get marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work, he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past, while others are progressing and last Term he surprised the mum and got the 3rd Position. Let's see if he can manage the position this term.

*WESTHAM* is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students.

*FULHAM* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last. Let's see what he has to offer this term after been promoted to a higher class.

*LEICESTER* is that student that took first once and never wanted to near that position again, he gave out all the materials needed to be at the top and decided to clinch with his new friends Arsenal and Tottenham

*EVERTON* is that student that love being in the 10th position even when others are jumping and passing, he will just shake his head and say "at least i didn't fail".....


*ASTON VILLA* is that student that always like to show himself in the class as if he is the best student, but when exam comes he will always sit close to his friend Sunderland so they can peep together and be expecting at least a gift of points or favour to jump out from an 'F' position

*BRIGHTON* is that student that goes to school because others are going. He doesn't even know if they buy text book or not. What he knows is, write exam and smile out of the hall like a Christmas Goat

*NEWCASTLE* is that dark student that is always been adopted by different rich confused parents and always rob shoulder with his friend Chelsea not minding his Position in class

The remaining student's don't even care to know who is First, second or third. All they want to hear is that their names are in the promotion list while they go and take some Bottles for Celebration ......and that settles it


#copied

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 4:10pm On Sep 03, 2020
Havertz should not flop o...this wait don tire persin jare.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 4:19pm On Sep 03, 2020
popizaino:
New term will begin by September and all the students are buying new textbooks, sandals, bags, pen, notebooks and Uniforms.

Let me tell you about the students before they resume new class....

*MAN CITY* is the son of the rich man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him and he still Dangles with his results

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance and always buy his the best textbooks. Let's see his performance this term though he always makes the father proud after buying new text books

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than his best friend Arsenal and be Happy

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly fall sick during test and exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher, all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being position 4...or worse behind his manchy Tottenham

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father is the wealthiest and used to sort all his courses and bribe all the teachers for him to be at the top in those days, but after his father passed away and his mother inherited the whole wealth and forced him to study by himself, but pride didn't allow him, he is always number 6 because he can no longer get marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work, he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past, while others are progressing and last Term he surprised the mum and got the 3rd Position. Let's see if he can manage the position this term.

*WESTHAM* is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students.

*FULHAM* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last. Let's see what he has to offer this term after been promoted to a higher class.

*LEICESTER* is that student that took first once and never wanted to near that position again, he gave out all the materials needed to be at the top and decided to clinch with his new friends Arsenal and Tottenham

*EVERTON* is that student that love being in the 10th position even when others are jumping and passing, he will just shake his head and say "at least i didn't fail".....


*ASTON VILLA* is that student that always like to show himself in the class as if he is the best student, but when exam comes he will always sit close to his friend Sunderland so they can peep together and be expecting at least a gift of points or favour to jump out from an 'F' position

*BRIGHTON* is that student that goes to school because others are going. He doesn't even know if they buy text book or not. What he knows is, write exam and smile out of the hall like a Christmas Goat

*NEWCASTLE* is that dark student that is always been adopted by different rich confused parents and always rob shoulder with his friend Chelsea not minding his Position in class

The remaining student's don't even care to know who is First, second or third. All they want to hear is that their names are in the promotion list while they go and take some Bottles for Celebration ......and that settles it


#copied
See as the shalaye pass wetin no consign us when he reach United. Rent what? Rent Free!!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 4:21pm On Sep 03, 2020
Lana1:
See as the shalaye pass wetin no consign us when he reach United. Rent what? Rent Free!!

I didn’t even read the crap. Cos e no make seinse.

The first paragraph be like sweater wey thanos knit. Mo ya look away

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 4:27pm On Sep 03, 2020
Leyqute:


I didn’t even read the crap. Cos e no make seinse.

The first paragraph be like silk sweater wey thanos knit. Mo ya look away
Dropping unsolicited rubbish. Can only be from a Rent Boy.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by weedtaker: 4:30pm On Sep 03, 2020
Lana1:
Dropping unsolicited rubbish. Can only be from a Rent Boy.
Fvcking rentboiz in da mud lololololololololololol

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 4:34pm On Sep 03, 2020
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 4:44pm On Sep 03, 2020
Lana1:
See as the shalaye pass wetin no consign us when he reach United. Rent what? Rent Free!!
you na go dey hunt any single post way them typed united undecided na wa to Una o, yet i sure say no Chelsea fan gives a fvck how many times u mention Chelsea there. But somehow anytime person type united Una go jump out like cockroaches way they hide for dark.

I mean you guys could be matured enough to ignore it, if you don't find the joke funny but noooo. It's all about us football club. Una matter eh, e dey special like may would say... tufiakwa

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 4:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
BlueAngel444:

you na go dey hunt any single post way them typed united undecided na wa to Una o, yet i sure say no Chelsea fan gives a fvck how many times u mention Chelsea there. But somehow anytime person type united Una go jump out like cockroaches way they hide for dark.

I mean you guys could be matured enough to ignore it, if you don't find the joke funny but noooo. It's all about us football club. Una matter eh, e dey special like may would say... tufiakwa
Is this not the same person that drops alert about both Chelsea and Man United on our thread?
We don't care about Chelsea.
You guys are the ones who actually bring Chelsea's discussion to us most times.
Even van De Beek na Una carry am come here.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Leyqute(m): 4:57pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

Is this not the same person that drops alert about both Chelsea and Man United on our thread?
We don't care about Chelsea.
You guys are the ones who actually bring Chelsea's discussion to us most times.
Even van De Beek na Una carry am come here.

LooL grin grin

Wetin Absalom no go see under oak tree

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 5:09pm On Sep 03, 2020
toby345:
IMO man u will make sense if they sign him but my fear abt Chelsea is who might pair thiago Silva and havertz not really having stamina for EPL ooo
Lol did you say Havertz does not have stamina?

Bro forget say he long ooo, dude has stamina for real
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:10pm On Sep 03, 2020
Leyqute:


LooL grin grin

Wetin Absalom no go see under oak tree
Omo mehn. cheesy cheesy
I just weak.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 5:13pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

Is this not the same person that drops alert about both Chelsea and Man United on our thread?
We don't care about Chelsea.
You guys are the ones who actually bring Chelsea's discussion to us most times.
Even van De Beek na Una carry am come here.
Guy Wetin you dey find for this thread, dey go Man U thread na

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 5:16pm On Sep 03, 2020
Lana1:
See as the shalaye pass wetin no consign us when he reach United. Rent what? Rent Free!!
Na because of you I even go back go check watin him post. I can only feel sorry for his life cry

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:20pm On Sep 03, 2020
Neobulletzz:

Guy Wetin you dey find for this thread, dey go Man U thread na
You no know say here na general market?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Fulks217: 5:20pm On Sep 03, 2020
Nonsense statistics
popizaino:
New term will begin by September and all the students are buying new textbooks, sandals, bags, pen, notebooks and Uniforms.

Let me tell you about the students before they resume new class....

*MAN CITY* is the son of the rich man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him and he still Dangles with his results

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance and always buy his the best textbooks. Let's see his performance this term though he always makes the father proud after buying new text books

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than his best friend Arsenal and be Happy

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly fall sick during test and exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher, all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being position 4...or worse behind his manchy Tottenham

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father is the wealthiest and used to sort all his courses and bribe all the teachers for him to be at the top in those days, but after his father passed away and his mother inherited the whole wealth and forced him to study by himself, but pride didn't allow him, he is always number 6 because he can no longer get marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work, he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past, while others are progressing and last Term he surprised the mum and got the 3rd Position. Let's see if he can manage the position this term.

*WESTHAM* is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students.

*FULHAM* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last. Let's see what he has to offer this term after been promoted to a higher class.

*LEICESTER* is that student that took first once and never wanted to near that position again, he gave out all the materials needed to be at the top and decided to clinch with his new friends Arsenal and Tottenham

*EVERTON* is that student that love being in the 10th position even when others are jumping and passing, he will just shake his head and say "at least i didn't fail".....


*ASTON VILLA* is that student that always like to show himself in the class as if he is the best student, but when exam comes he will always sit close to his friend Sunderland so they can peep together and be expecting at least a gift of points or favour to jump out from an 'F' position

*BRIGHTON* is that student that goes to school because others are going. He doesn't even know if they buy text book or not. What he knows is, write exam and smile out of the hall like a Christmas Goat

*NEWCASTLE* is that dark student that is always been adopted by different rich confused parents and always rob shoulder with his friend Chelsea not minding his Position in class

The remaining student's don't even care to know who is First, second or third. All they want to hear is that their names are in the promotion list while they go and take some Bottles for Celebration ......and that settles it


#copied

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by pharod(m): 5:22pm On Sep 03, 2020
BlueAngel444:

you na go dey hunt any single post way them typed united undecided na wa to Una o, yet i sure say no Chelsea fan gives a fvck how many times u mention Chelsea there. But somehow anytime person type united Una go jump out like cockroaches way they hide for dark.

I mean you guys could be matured enough to ignore it, if you don't find the joke funny but noooo. It's all about us football club. Una matter eh, e dey special like may would say... tufiakwa

Thats the thing, we no dey reason Chelsea at all. Na una go drag Chelsea enter our discussion to remind us of your existence.. E good sha.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 5:24pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

You no know say here na general market?
Lol Chelsea dey live for una head
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 5:25pm On Sep 03, 2020
pharod:


Thats the thing, we no dey reason Chelsea at all. Na una go drag Chelsea enter our discussion to remind us of your existence.. E good sha.
You no dey reason Chelsea but you come Chelsea fan thread

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 5:28pm On Sep 03, 2020
donjazet:
Conflicting reports on havertz.

Sky Germany say we have reached an agreement and some other reporters say the deal is stalling because leverkursen has refused to budge an inch in their valuation but Chelsea and havertz team have long since agreed on personal deals.

This whole ordeal is too drawn out abeg.
Fabrizio Romano reported the deal as agreed since last Monday.
The deal is done mate. Although the earliest he will be announced is Monday, after Germany's games, imo.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:33pm On Sep 03, 2020
Neobulletzz:

Lol Chelsea dey live for una head
No. It's not about the club.

This place is just where men meet to discuss general football matters.

No be here we dey wen person dey cry say them no dey discuss Chelsea? cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 5:37pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

No. It's not about the club.

This place is just where men meet to discuss general football matters.

No be here we dey wen person dey cry say them no dey discuss Chelsea? cheesy
Make we meet for Man U thread discuss general football matter too, why una dey come here?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 5:43pm On Sep 03, 2020
Neobulletzz:

Make we meet for Man U thread discuss general football matter too, why una dey come here?
This place is better sir. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:49pm On Sep 03, 2020
toby345:
IMO man u will make sense if they sign him but my fear abt Chelsea is who might pair thiago Silva and havertz not really having stamina for EPL ooo
Scummies take style dey arrange their team after looking uninterested since the transfer window opened.


This season go tight wella
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DExponential(m): 5:52pm On Sep 03, 2020
grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 5:55pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

Is this not the same person that drops alert about both Chelsea and Man United on our thread?
We don't care about Chelsea.
You guys are the ones who actually bring Chelsea's discussion to us most times.
Even van De Beek na Una carry am come here.
just listen to yourself. This kind thing supposed remain inside your head. Van de beek has been a topic far long before united signed him. See oh, no force am say everything must dey about una, that guy posted 20clubs. Madrid had an agreement with Van de beek, i considered him a better option than Havertz and there other club fans that rate and discuss van de beek as well. But such reasoning can only be in the mind of a self centered person. Just to show how obtuse una reasoning fit dey sometimes, which Chelsea news did i post on your thread undecided.

We guys? Are you serious. Apart from throvikk and segedino trolling you guys who are the guys. Does airmark and ibime have ur time. Is it greathix or griffon, even Raudueter hardly enters your thread, abeg who dey bring discussion enter that place undecided

forget trolling, haven't seen one Chelsea fan, half self, troll VDB. Na wa to Una o

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 6:01pm On Sep 03, 2020
BlueAngel444:
just listen to yourself. This kind thing supposed remain inside your head. Van de beek has been a topic far long before united signed him. See oh, no force am say everything must dey about una, that guy posted 20clubs. Madrid had an agreement with Van de beek, i considered him a better option than Havertz and there other club fan that rate and discuss van de beek as well. But such reasoning cannot be in the mind of a self centered person. Just to show how obtuse your reasoning is, which Chelsea news did i post on your thread undecided.

We guys? Are you serious. Apart from throvikk and segedino trolling you guys who are the guys. Does airmark and ibime have ur time. Is it greathix or griffon, even Raudueter hardly enters your thread, abeg who dey bring discussion enter that place undecided

forget trolling, haven't seen one Chelsea fan, half self, troll VDB. Na wa to Una o

Gentleman. I can't go into the mud with you sir. I'm on white. cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 6:03pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:


Gentleman. I can't go into the mud with you sir. I'm on white. cheesy
aaa cheesy who dash you white shocked
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueAngel444: 6:06pm On Sep 03, 2020
Germany vs Spain on my mind. Can't wait to watch Havertz and Werner combo

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EarlRagnar2(m): 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2020
No havertz announcement today again angry
Boy better not flop lipsrsealed
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 6:27pm On Sep 03, 2020
BlueAngel444:
just listen to yourself. This kind thing supposed remain inside your head. Van de beek has been a topic far long before united signed him. See oh, no force am say everything must dey about una, that guy posted 20clubs. Madrid had an agreement with Van de beek, [/b]i considered him a better option than Havertz[b] and there other club fans that rate and discuss van de beek as well. But such reasoning can only be in the mind of a self centered person. Just to show how obtuse una reasoning fit dey sometimes, which Chelsea news did i post on your thread undecided.

We guys? Are you serious. Apart from throvikk and segedino trolling you guys who are the guys. Does airmark and ibime have ur time. Is it greathix or griffon, even Raudueter hardly enters your thread, abeg who dey bring discussion enter that place undecided

forget trolling, haven't seen one Chelsea fan, half self, troll VDB. Na wa to Una o
Are you saying VDB is better than Havertz?[b][/b]

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neobulletzz(m): 6:28pm On Sep 03, 2020
odizeey:

This place is better sir. cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin

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