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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 7:37pm On Sep 03, 2020
Problem no dey finish... if We reach academy now, na so so bread and coke we go dey chop... make I enjoy my life now before suffer start

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Chinex57: 7:59pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
Problem no dey finish... if We reach academy now, na so so bread and coke we go dey chop... make I enjoy my life now before suffer start

������.sikowitz my man i dey do you... I pray we get this stuff togeda man... As u dey command your platoon.. Ugo4u dey him own dey shout Victory Alone is from God.. Our other aspirants too wey dey this group dey ginger also��.. Abeg papa God hear the cry of your boys oooo... We go enter Safely comot safely... We wud drink crates of beer togeda nd tell our stories by Gods Grace.. Goodluck to each aspirant reading this post.. This is our year lets be positive and believe in God... # Chinex

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:01pm On Sep 03, 2020
Chinex57:


������.sikowitz my man i dey do you... I pray we get this stuff togeda man... As u dey command your platoon.. Ugo4u dey him own dey shout Victory Alone is from God.. Our other aspirants too wey dey this group dey ginger also��.. Abeg papa God hear the cry of your boys oooo... We go enter Safely comot safely... We wud drink crates of beer togeda nd tell our stories by Gods Grace.. Goodluck to each aspirant reading this post.. This is our year lets be positive and believe in God... # Chinex
lol all of us from Nairaland here wey dey successful for screening, I go find money.. we must go drink before we go house...if dem drop me again, if we plenty for there wey dem drop, we will still go and drink lol.. but make God help us this time... we go waybill Ugo beer go Ibadan. Nairaland battalion

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Chinex57: 8:22pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
lol all of us from Nairaland here wey dey successful for screening, I go find money.. we must go drink before we go house...if dem drop me again, if we plenty for there wey dem drop, we will still go and drink lol.. but make God help us this time... we go waybill Ugo beer go Ibadan. Nairaland battalion

I want to ask oo.. Shey it is every SSC officer that passes out that is sent to the borno abi wetin Those that min that oda barracks no second LTs , captains ni Cos this one evrybdy jus de hamma say NE na there dem dey carry guys go, who come remain for the oda barracks wey full naija?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by akinyemmzy(m): 8:32pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
Gentlemen, incorporate planking and hunching into your daily workout... try and start atleast 30 hunches and build up from there...hunching is your everyday life in academy...I remember major ango saying that they ask efcc cadets to do nothing less than 2000 hunches and how that’s not even the standard for army cadets... get ready!
bro ACA Don change now small Sha, hunches for SSC cadets would end latest 4months in training, I just advice new entrants to òróró their pots, you will blow pòt tire and knack embargo till you contest with Michelin tire... lol, NDA na hell presently Sha, I pity New entrants 47 course and to an extent I guess news are coming out from here that's why the turnout is low till now... Just guard up cos u training in Afaka CERTAINLY!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 8:38pm On Sep 03, 2020
Nwaotu10:


Bro, I'm 28, do you think it advisible to bring down my age and apply for ssc?

I studied edu/English
since you did education and English, why don't you applied dssc?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:42pm On Sep 03, 2020
Chinex57:


I want to ask oo.. Shey it is every SSC officer that passes out that is sent to the borno abi wetin Those that min that oda barracks no second LTs , captains ni Cos this one evrybdy jus de hamma say NE na there dem dey carry guys go, who come remain for the oda barracks wey full naija?
omo no be everybody go reach there immediately but everybody’s boots will touch there eventually... it’s best to just go there and be done with it jare bro
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2020
akinyemmzy:
bro ACA Don change now small Sha, hunches for SSC cadets would end latest 4months in training, I just advice new entrants to òróró their pots, you will blow pòt tire and knack embargo till you contest with Michelin tire... lol, NDA na hell presently Sha, I pity New entrants 47 course and to an extent I guess news are coming out from here that's why the turnout is low till now... Just guard up cos u training in Afaka CERTAINLY!
EI Jesus... I detest this Afaka training!!! TF

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 8:44pm On Sep 03, 2020
akinyemmzy:
I just advice new entrants to òróró their pots, you will blow pòt tire and knack embargo till you contest with Michelin tire...
Abeg watin those words mean in English?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 8:46pm On Sep 03, 2020
akinyemmzy:
Just guard up cos u training in Afaka CERTAINLY!
Abeg oooh, we love Ribadu cantonment... Is it relocation or what??
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:47pm On Sep 03, 2020
Ramirezsarki:

Abeg watin those words mean in English?
start oiling the center of your head Cos you will sit on your head so much, you and tire will practically be doing the same job

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 8:49pm On Sep 03, 2020
Ramirezsarki:

Abeg oooh, we love Ribadu cantonment... Is it relocation or what??
lol it’s not relocation... but mhen the last course to train with regulars is 44... and that’s why they are one of the strongest ssc courses till now... those guys will enter hell and not look back.. ssc wey dey chaus regulars.. those guys were the shit!! But if it’s true that this next course will train in afaka!! There will be dashing I can bet you..cadets will run away

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sniper04(m): 9:00pm On Sep 03, 2020
Course 47 go suffer well if Na permanent site

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:03pm On Sep 03, 2020
I should have just applied dssc man

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prospect048: 9:03pm On Sep 03, 2020
Naso rumour comot last course say na afaka them go train but las las na ribadu dey train

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:05pm On Sep 03, 2020
Prospect048:
Naso rumour comot last course say na afaka them go train but las las na ribadu dey train
lol you know they resumed in afaka bah? They took them to ribadu after many deliberations.. they were in the bushes of afaka.

But they were building a short service wing in afaka.. what if they finished it? Oh Jesus

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by kilankoazeez: 9:09pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
start oiling the center of your head Cos you will sit on your head so much, you and tire will practically be doing the same job

Bros abeg pardon me o, shey wetin you mean be se person go stand upside down with just the head touching the ground. Abeg Explain for we newbies

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:18pm On Sep 03, 2020
kilankoazeez:


Bros abeg pardon me o, shey wetin you mean be se person go stand upside down with just the head touching the ground. Abeg Explain for we newbies
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by kilankoazeez: 9:23pm On Sep 03, 2020
boy o boy
this one no joke o
sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Mugiwaraluffy: 9:47pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.
Those guys wey dey fly for that first pic, omo I pity dem o. They must've bought job in foreign currency
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:51pm On Sep 03, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Those guys wey dey fly for that first pic, omo I pity dem o. They must've bought job in foreign currency
if you see the patch and the environment, you go see say dem be ssc cadets... the job they bought ehn
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by orient53: 9:52pm On Sep 03, 2020
baba, una don dey sow seed of discord with this so called AFAKA for my mind...I dey always hear dashin 4 training on normal circumstances but e be like say dz place una mention na hell's kitchen... Las las, if e too much....mk i leave am der

sikowitz17:
lol it’s not relocation... but mhen the last course to train with regulars is 44... and that’s why they are one of the strongest ssc courses till now... those guys will enter hell and not look back.. ssc wey dey chaus regulars.. those guys were the shit!! But if it’s true that this next course will train in afaka!! There will be dashing I can bet you..cadets will run away

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Prudent5217: 9:52pm On Sep 03, 2020
We planted our skull as boys till we saw smoke. Anyway I prefer to plant my skull for hours than hanging. The standard as a Boy, “Hang up and Marry the wall” grin

sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:58pm On Sep 03, 2020
orient53:
baba, una don dey sow seed of discord with this so called AFAKA for my mind...I dey always hear dashin 4 training on normal circumstances but e be like say dz place una mention na hell's kitchen... Las las, if e too much....mk i leave am der

lol you go nowhere! If we get in, we all passing out.. afaka be devils kitchen.. everybody can issue you from anywhere..even terma 1ns for come use us catch cruise...that’s the permanent site of the Nigerian defence academy...They’d fire you from every corner..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 9:58pm On Sep 03, 2020
Prudent5217:
We planted our skull as boys till we saw smoke. Anyway I prefer to plant my skull for hours than hanging. The standard as a Boy, “Hang up and Marry the wall” grin

lol I can’t even hang up for 5 minutes... I’ll rather plant too..Hang up till you become the wall... “I don’t want to see any space between you and the wall” grin cheesy

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by LegendPV: 9:59pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.

If not for black man malicious mentality self

How does remaining in that position for hours aids one to be a better soldier or enhances the killing of terrorists

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by orient53: 10:11pm On Sep 03, 2020
Lol...my guy ask jamb question (no offence there). See eh, even as passion is the drivin force for most of us here eh, these guys (i dunno anytin about all these TERMA 1 this n dat) are here to rid you/us of any worldly attachments. That's where the true soldier is born.. after these their vigorous trainin, passion dies automatically, that's where the real reason for your wantin to serve comes.....n it (d reason) will ask just one question...'is it really worth it'?.....if NO, baba yapa.....if yes, baba endure..... Thats the point where endurance is born. you'll feel like givin up at the same time you'll be like just a little more.....poco a poco.....nine months which would seem like 2years is comin to an end.... Tada! You made it thru d first stage LT

LegendPV:


If not for black man malicious mentality self

How does remaining in that position for hours aids one to be a better soldier or enhances the killing of terrorists

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 10:12pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
this are the easiest images to explain in detail what it means to plant your pot... and mind you, you’d be on this head stance for hours if need be.
grin bro why are u getting people scared?

U see those guys that planted on stones, that's some kind of punishment for serious offense only.

I heard the army no longer give that kind of punishment again, but this doesn't me we all will not plant..

I tried doing it for a minute cry that stance no nice oo
My head wan tear

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 10:19pm On Sep 03, 2020
akinyemmzy:
bro ACA Don change now small Sha, hunches for SSC cadets would end latest 4months in training, I just advice new entrants to òróró their pots, you will blow pòt tire and knack embargo till you contest with Michelin tire... lol, NDA na hell presently Sha, I pity New entrants 47 course and to an extent I guess news are coming out from here that's why the turnout is low till now... Just guard up cos u training in Afaka CERTAINLY!
Bro abeg wetin be blow tire
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:24pm On Sep 03, 2020
jelraj:

grin bro why are u getting people scared?

U see those guys that planted on stones, that's some kind of punishment for serious offense only.

I heard the army no longer give that kind of punishment again, but this doesn't me we all will not plant..

I tried doing it for a minute cry that stance no nice oo
My head wan tear
lol I Laugh in prep wingers and jobs waiting for you...but I don’t think they do stones anymore sha
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:27pm On Sep 03, 2020
jelraj:

Bro abeg wetin be blow tire
blow pot tireeeeeeereee....
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 10:32pm On Sep 03, 2020
sikowitz17:
blow pot tireeeeeeereee....
Still don't understand embarassed

By blow u mean punch tire?

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