Situation report FRIDAY MORNING

DSSC = 17421
SSC. = 6296

An increase of 569 new profile for SSC, which shows a decrease of up to 50 new profile from that of yesterday, Also there is an increase of 1553 for DSSC, which also shows a decrease of over 200 new profile from yesterday

The trend of newly created profile is already coming down by the day heading to the third week of registration....With the current trend we might see less than 1k new profile for DSSC and less than 300 for SSC by the close of week 3


Best of luck

sikowitz17:
when 45 was telling me that they climb trees around the academy so they can sleep some mote to see small peace, I thought they were being extra..I’m connecting dots to some of the other things they told me now

Liver wan dey fail me small small..
I have this thing of picturing possible occurrence in my head.. I just dey laff myself.
If I get in I won't dash, I will just opt for the best option BEAT.

Otondo must pass out

jelraj:

Liver wan dey fail me small small..
I have this thing of picturing possible occurrence in my head.. I just dey laff myself.
If I get in I won't dash, I will just opt for the best option BEAT.

Otondo must pass out

I never apply yet, I just dy observe.. .. But nah Ssc I go apply, I don already made up my mind.... In as much as more than half of course 46 are still alive and breathing, then me too I go survive am

Pls how can i change to ssc because dis dssc too much..
Any how e go b ..we go survive am..all dis talk las las na man we be..
Person wey no understand life go say e hard..
D life i dey now like dis hard sef..
Country hard

Ramirezsarki:

I never apply yet, I just dy observe.. .. But nah Ssc I go apply, I don already made up my mind.... In as much as more than half of course 46 are still alive and breathing, then me too I go survive am

If a female can survive training why won't I?

Training won't break me, but u see those jobs (Punishments) mhen I'm not sure. I'll love to know my limit. When u involve stone for planting that's suicidal
Person fit break neck

I go just try to avoid jobs, I just dey pray to get people with brain in my company

Good morning guys.

Please has anyone � able to save their application as PDF. I can't seem to do it please and I'm using Chrome browser

Prospect048:
since you did education and English, why don't you applied dssc?

I don't have professional body certificate.
(TRCN)

Nwaotu10:


I don't have professional body certificate.
(TRCN)

shouldnt stop you... people have gotten in without it.. it says having it will be an added advantage not that it’ll disqualify you...

jelraj:

If a female can survive training why won't I?

Training won't break me, but u see those jobs (Punishments) mhen I'm not sure. I'll love to know my limit. When u involve stone for planting that's suicidal
Person fit break neck

I go just try to avoid jobs, I just dey pray to get people with brain in my company

in your mind you think it’s the same jobs the females are serving that the men will serve...I pray for blanket jobs... we go plenty so I fit dey do my village thing inside Una middle...

sikowitz17:
and this one that they’ve banned anti plant in academy like this... I swear I’ll still sneak it in.. I would even make plenty and be selling at 500 naira each lol.. If we go bush, hold your anti plant but if they catch you with it.. if the person mention my name ehn

Baba to enter with anti plank sure die. Na to enter in 10s and if possible arrange for more every Friday for jumma.
Me wey my body soft like this

Mugiwaraluffy:


Baba to enter with anti plank sure die. Na to enter in 10s and if possible arrange for more every Friday for jumma.
Me wey my body soft like this

dey father money... I go dey sell am ... like how drug dealers dey sell crack.. we go dey hide dey transact for mid night

Nwaotu10:


I don't have professional body certificate.
(TRCN)

Its your choice, which one you feel u have a calling for.... Me for instance have my TRCN, but my heart is going for Ssc

I can’t even pin my head for 30 seconds again...

sikowitz17:
dey father money... I go dey sell am ... like how drug dealers dey sell crack.. we go dey hide dey transact for mid night

Baba na the way o.
Or make you get white men for your back, you no go too suffer just like for boarding school

sikowitz17:
dey father money... I go dey sell am ... like how drug dealers dey sell crack.. we go dey hide dey transact for mid night

Better sell, person go need money for there, that 5k wey dem dy give no dy go anywhere

Mugiwaraluffy:

Baba na the way o.
Or make you get white men for your back, you no go too suffer just like for boarding school

Na to begin call my 62 guys maybe their younger brothers go dey academy now! Make dem tell dem say their grandfather is coming back.. they should go easy on us lol.. I get some 4th termers for there currently sha but those bastards go do like say dem no know person...

I Dey laugh my friends when dem talk say dem dey bribe prep wingers with 5k weekly..indomie and egg to avoid jobs... now is to be finding money Lmaooo 5k per week multiplied by 9 months.. ah!

sikowitz17:
and this one that they’ve banned anti plant in academy like this... I swear I’ll still sneak it in.. I would even make plenty and be selling at 500 naira each lol.. If we go bush, hold your anti plant but if they catch you with it.. if the person mention my name ehn

Wads anti plant pls?

Ramirezsarki:

Its your choice, which one you feel u have a calling for.... Me for instance have my TRCN, but my heart is going for Ssc

Ohhh!
I've seen my future, I know I'm destined to die in battle!

I will go for SSC.
Thanks alot man!

sikowitz17:
lmao Na still jaji dem dey, dem Dey dash! If this happens I can smell the malice that they’d experience!!! You’ll just be hearing “you wan pip 2 star bah” hang up!!... 30 year old men go dey shake for terma 2 lmao

Oboy d last part kee me ohhh ahahahhahaha

sikowitz17:
shouldnt stop you... people have gotten in without it.. it says having it will be an added advantage not that it’ll disqualify you...

Thanks alot, pLT
My concern now is my age.

I'm 28, i don't know if my age will be a hindrance!

I saw 23-27 in the Portal.

AirmanB:


Wads anti plant pls?

you know bathroom slippers bah, Na just small pieces of rubber slippers.. cut in a small square shape.. that youll place on the floor and rest your head on when planting pot.. but if they catch you using it.. what your eyes will see..

Nwaotu10:


Thanks alot, pLT
My concern now is my age.

I'm 28, i don't know if my age will be a hindrance!

I saw 23-27 in the Portal.

just apply dssc man to be safe..if you really want this job, apply dssc.. you are already over age.. but if you can swear a court avidavits that you are 27 then okay... but I don’t know how you’ll upload the avidavit with your documents when applying

Nwaotu10:

Ohhh! I've seen my future, I know I'm destined to die in battle!
I will go for SSC. Thanks alot man!

kai.... Nawa o

Nwaotu10:


Ohhh!
I've seen my future, I know I'm destined to die in battle!

I will go for SSC.
Thanks alot man!

Youre destined to die in battle?? Mad ooooo!!

Nwaotu10:


Ohhh!
I've seen my future, I know I'm destined to die in battle!

I will go for SSC.
Thanks alot man!

Bro, watch your tongue oh! You won't die in battle abeg, u go dey reach generalship n retire peacefully!

Nwaotu10:


Thanks alot, pLT
My concern now is my age.

I'm 28, i don't know if my age will be a hindrance!

I saw 23-27 in the Portal.

. U got 2 choices; (1) Go for DSSC instead.
(2) Go for SSC, but use affidavit to reduce your age, if possible (1-2 years ) below your current age

Nwaotu10:


I don't have professional body certificate.
(TRCN)

hahah, how come? Well, it is well

sikowitz17:
shouldnt stop you... people have gotten in without it.. it says having it will be an added advantage not that it’ll disqualify you...

it disqualified person if you don't have serious connect.

AirmanB:
. U got 2 choices; (1) Go for DSSC instead.
(2) Go for SSC, but use affidavit to reduce your age, if possible (1-2 years ) below your current age

All right, thanks alot.

AirmanB:


Bro, watch your tongue oh! You won't die in battle abeg, u go dey reach generalship n retire peacefully!

No be everybody go reach generalship.
Some go cross over bro.
Zero your mind, and expect the worst.

sikowitz17:
just apply dssc man to be safe..if you really want this job, apply dssc.. you are already over age.. but if you can swear a court avidavits that you are 27 then okay... but I don’t know how you’ll upload the avidavit with your documents when applying

Dssc is too competitive.
I want to try SSC this year.