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seankafor:
This hervaertz sef.. who is he una no go let us hear word

Jabhunter:
Before i bin de read him post with a feminine voice in my head.. Not that she has been found out to be a man... The kind baritone wey de ring for my head no be here

thorrvik55:
Magwaya x Bissaka, is this wot goes on in the Manyoo dressing room??

See Bissaka facial expression

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Hope say you no send pm? [/color]

odizeey:
No more fridge again?

Stop projecting what goes on between you and the in house trans please.

Have some shame.

BlueAngel444:
you no go like close your ear, abi make I borrow knife

Leyqute:
This confidence you guys have about Thiago Silva...hope it won’t come back and bite you in the back scrotum.

thorrvik55:
From Fridge to criminal to??

odizeey:
At least he was defending his sister and wonderful ladies all over the world.
I can say the same for

Jabhunter:
Before i bin de read him post with a feminine voice in my head.. Not that she has been found out to be a man... The kind baritone wey de ring for my head no be here

popizaino:
Truth me he can't be worse like rudiger .

BlueAngel444:
Jeez if sports section is a university, this thread is definitely multipurpose hall. You just don't know when or which lecture would happen next.

odizeey:
So trans dey this place.

Here na real general market.

eph12:
Na main market

Neobulletzz:
You are so sure he would flop? How you take know?

odizeey:
I'll buy a fridge that will make me concede less. And get more clean sheets.

At least the fridge can freeze the butter hands you got between your sticks.

Bville02:
He is overrated because he beasted their game against United last season doesn't mean he is great. I don't want him at Chelsea abeg.

Ibime:
The guy is not serious

popizaino:
New term will begin by September and all the students are buying new textbooks, sandals, bags, pen, notebooks and Uniforms.

Let me tell you about the students before they resume new class....

*MAN CITY* is the son of the rich man in town. His parents have hired the best lesson teachers to coach him and he still Dangles with his results

*LIVERPOOL* always wants to claim he is the best because his father was the best during his time in the same school

*CHELSEA* is the big bully of the class. He comes first sometimes but his rich father is never satisfied with his performance and always buy his the best textbooks. Let's see his performance this term though he always makes the father proud after buying new text books

*TOTTENHAM* doesnt really want to be first, all he wants is to be better than his best friend Arsenal and be Happy

*ARSENAL* is that kid who works hard and before exams forgets his mathematical set, calculator & pen. He constantly fall sick during test and exams but very active during normal classes and even corrects the teacher, all teachers keep saying he was going to be the first in class but ends up being position 4...or worse behind his manchy Tottenham

*MANCHESTER UNITED* is that student whose father is the wealthiest and used to sort all his courses and bribe all the teachers for him to be at the top in those days, but after his father passed away and his mother inherited the whole wealth and forced him to study by himself, but pride didn't allow him, he is always number 6 because he can no longer get marks. Instead of concentrating on today's work, he's everytime thinking about how he used to perform in the past, while others are progressing and last Term he surprised the mum and got the 3rd Position. Let's see if he can manage the position this term.

*WESTHAM* is a kid whose parents gave up on him. He doesnt purchase revision books, he dodges classes and is happy with his position.

*WOLVES* is a student always in class, not a bright one but disturbs the bright students.

*FULHAM* is that stubborn kid who sits at the back to make fun and always among the last. Let's see what he has to offer this term after been promoted to a higher class.

*LEICESTER* is that student that took first once and never wanted to near that position again, he gave out all the materials needed to be at the top and decided to clinch with his new friends Arsenal and Tottenham

*EVERTON* is that student that love being in the 10th position even when others are jumping and passing, he will just shake his head and say "at least i didn't fail".....


*ASTON VILLA* is that student that always like to show himself in the class as if he is the best student, but when exam comes he will always sit close to his friend Sunderland so they can peep together and be expecting at least a gift of points or favour to jump out from an 'F' position

*BRIGHTON* is that student that goes to school because others are going. He doesn't even know if they buy text book or not. What he knows is, write exam and smile out of the hall like a Christmas Goat

*NEWCASTLE* is that dark student that is always been adopted by different rich confused parents and always rob shoulder with his friend Chelsea not minding his Position in class

The remaining student's don't even care to know who is First, second or third. All they want to hear is that their names are in the promotion list while they go and take some Bottles for Celebration ......and that settles it


#copied

seankafor:
set the records straight..

Who are you

EarlRagnar2:
Everton midfield don set
Allan at the base shielding the back four
Docoure box to box
James Rodriguez linking midfield with attack
Iwobi buying White London and Benson every match day for Carlo

macjireh:
na ur keeper dey post...nothing concern me wit who dey bench

macjireh:
na ur keeper dey post...nothing concern me wit who dey bench

Jabhunter:
Before i bin de read him post with a feminine voice in my head.. Now that she has been found out to be a man... The kind baritone wey de ring for my head no be here

Segedinho:
Hoe true is this

Segedinho:
Hoe true is this

Segedinho:
Hoe true is this

hensben:
Not true.

hensben:
Not true.

BlueAngel444:
when rival fans find out Havertz was bought £62m instead of 100m the pain they will feel inside while considering HOWWWW