Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,264 members, 7,836,204 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 11:07 PM

The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. - Jokes Etc (109) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. (157179 Views)

How To Head The Ball Like A G.O.A.T. (try Not To Laugh) / Happy Birthday Vivie01 / O.A.U Student Flunked The Simple Question: What Is Arabic Numeral? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) ... (106) (107) (108) (109) (110) (111) (112) ... (208) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
MZrapper:

You ain't serious.
Wagwan na?
CN never find you babe(s) ni?
I don't know sha, let me meet that 'you' first and ask the 'you' that same question, even though I have no idea who you is. wink

1 Like

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:10pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

I don't know sha, let me meet that 'you' first and ask the 'you' that same question, even though I have no idea who you is. wink
You are a morafoking E'lebu. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:12pm On Sep 10, 2020
MZrapper:

You are a morafoking E'lebu. grin
Eshe ma. grin
E mi ko le ma s'akoba fun. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:14pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Eshe ma. grin
E mi ko le ma s'akoba fun. grin
Dey there dey dull yourself.
Strike while it's hot chale. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:17pm On Sep 10, 2020
MZrapper:

Dey there dey dull yourself.
Strike while it's hot chale. grin
Ahh. grin
Mo ma de wa kan re bayi o. grin
I refuse to be spoilt in Jesus name. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 9:19pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Ahh. grin
Mo ma de wa kan re bayi o. grin
I refuse to be spoilt in Jesus name. tongue
Na you know.
Let me rest my head jere.
Take of you Chale.
Be good.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:20pm On Sep 10, 2020
MZrapper:

Na you know.
Let me rest my head jere.
Take of you Chale.
Be good.
You need it ma'm.
Please be good too.
Good night ma.

1 Like

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:10pm On Sep 10, 2020
Collegenews:

Actually, I'm saving every penny of mine for lady B. tongue tongue
Bee ko, butterfly ni.
You and I know she stands no chance.
undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:13pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Bee ko, butterfly ni.
You and I[b] know she stands no chance[/b].
undecided
Never say never.
A lot is changing. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:14pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Never say never.
A lot is changing. tongue
If you won't gimme the gist, leave me be. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:16pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

If you won't gimme the gist, leave me be. undecided
Time... Time.... Time.

Just bear with this Baba Oko.
I have been busy these days doing a lot of things. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Time... Time.... Time.

Just bear with this Baba Oko.
I have been busy these days doing a lot of things. tongue
EG is turning into something else.
Orisirisi. undecided
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

EG is turning into something else.
Orisirisi. undecided
Yes o.
I am turning into a very busy person. I am sorry but I have a lot on my hands these days. tongue tongue

Just pray for me to be less busy so that I can fulfill my promises, if not you may have to book appointment and the queue is a long one. sad
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:22pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Yes o.
I am turning into a very busy person. I am sorry but I have a lot on my hands these days. tongue tongue

Just pray for me to be less busy so that I can fulfill my promises, if not you may have to book appointment and the queue is a long one. sad
Iru ki wa le leyi bai?
Ejo ta lo mo ju Boda yi? Kon ya wa ki lo fun won.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:24pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Iru ki wa le leyi bai?
Ejo ta lo mo ju Boda yi? Kon ya wa ki lo fun won.
grin grin grin cheesy
Let me feel myself biko.
You are very good with Yoruba tho despite staying overseas.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:25pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

grin grin grin cheesy
Let me feel myself biko.
You are very good with Yoruba tho despite staying overseas.
Bleh! Leave me be.
The gist or nothing.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:27pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Bleh! Leave me be.
The gist or nothing.
Let me do you a big favour mama. I will book you for October 17.
Please keep the date to heart and remember to remind me few days to that day. tongue tongue

And don't forget, you haven't followed back, even though it's been months. tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:28pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Let me do you a big favour mama. I will book you for October 17.
Please keep the date to heart and remember to remind me few days to that day. tongue tongue

And don't forget, you haven't followed back, even though it's been months. tongue
Ejoor yin ko. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:29pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Ejoor yin ko. grin
Beeni! Emimo lo n fun mi se.

And she followed back. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:31pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Beeni! Emimo lo n fun mi se.

And she followed back. grin
This just cracked the dadgum shit outta me. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:33pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

This just cracked the dadgum shit outta me. grin grin grin grin grin
Ope ni fun Jesu.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:35pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Ope ni fun Jesu.
ROFL! grin
A lot has changed about you tho.
Your locutions especially. smiley
Even your words are very funny to me unlike before.
No shittt intended.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:39pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

ROFL! grin
A lot has changed about you tho.
Your locutions especially. smiley
Even your words are very funny to me unlike before.
No shittt intended.
Lol. I know, I know.
I swear me I know. grin
When you eat good food and live a good life tongue especially when you know your dream has already come true. Walahi you will change.
That is my current phase. cheesy
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:41pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. I know, I know.
I swear me I know. grin
When you eat good food and live a good life tongue especially when you know your dream has already come true. Walahi you will change.
That is my current phase. cheesy
Lol. You ehn. grin
Everywhere good sha, that's the spirit.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:52pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Lol. You ehn. grin
Everywhere good sha, that's the spirit.
You don't understand.
See today ehn, I bin wan use motor jam one person, because after I pressed horn repeatedly, he was still forming action man to a driver like me.
Now joke aside, the point there is I drove around town today all by myself. Baba was busy with some important stuffs and he asked me to cruise around town so that I won't be bored.
I was just thinking about how I even met this Baba sef that could trust me this much.
You know I wasn't supposed to be a part of the meeting that held that day shey?
I only jokingly said, everyone here knows at least one person outside here unless me. And Oga Liru just asked Oga CN, if he could take me along.
Just imagine that situation kuma.
Just like joke o, and I follow join the setting.
Sometimes ehn, I just think Se u n created Nairaland because of me or that God has just purposely chosen to over bless me ni kawai.

I am living life Mama. God alone is my witness.
And the funny thing is, Oga CN will be making it look like I'm doing him a favour.
Jesu oba o. grin
On God mehn!
I have changed mama, I swear.

14 Likes 2 Shares

Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 10:57pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

You don't understand.
See today ehn, I bin wan use motor jam one person, because after I pressed horn repeatedly, he was still forming action man to a driver like me.
Now joke aside, the point there is I drove around town today all by myself. Baba was busy with some important stuffs and he asked me to cruise around town so that I won't be bored.
I was just thinking about how I even met this Baba sef that could trust me this much.
You know I wasn't supposed to be a part of the meeting that held that day shey?
I only jokingly said, everyone here knows at least one person outside here unless me. And Oga Liru just asked Oga CN, if he could take me along.
Just imagine that situation kuma.
Just like joke o, and I follow join the setting.
Sometimes ehn, I just think Se u n created Nairaland because of me or that God has just purposely chosen to over bless me ni kawai.

I am living life Mama. God alone is my witness.
And the funny thing is, Oga CN will be making it look like I'm doing him a favour.
Jesu oba o. grin
On God mehn!
I have changed mama, I swear.
Eyah. This made me smile, swears.
You are just too amazing and you sure know your onions too.
CN na correct human being, just don't disappoint.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 10:59pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Eyah. This made me smile, swears.
You are just too amazing and you sure know your onions too.
CN na correct human being, just don't disappoint.
Walahi, it's not just Oga CN. Everyone here na angels in human form. Te mi ye mi.

Disappoint ke? Na Ogun go kill disappoint. Who would dare disappoint? Jesu gan o ni je.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:01pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Walahi, it's not just Oga CN. Everyone here na angels in human form. Te mi ye mi.

Disappoint ke? Na Ogun go kill disappoint. Who would dares disappoint? Jesu gan o ni je.
Holy laughter. grin grin grin grin.
I lurf you man.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:03pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Holy laughter. grin grin grin grin.
I lurf you man
But I have a girlfriend. cry



tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:05pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

But I have a girlfriend. cry



tongue
Hahahahaha.
You just made me remember May like this, this is the kind of thing she could say. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:07pm On Sep 10, 2020
Queenyprinxex:

Hahahahaha.
You just made me remember May like this, this is the kind of thing she could say. grin
Lol. But for real, how is she doing? Even Liru hasn't been online for over a week.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
Egoat:

Lol. But for real, how is she doing? Even Liru hasn't been online for over a week.
She's fine actually, no complications.
About Liru, he's always like that. He doesn't hang around here much like he used to.
How are you coping without your girlfriend na Oga?

(1) (2) (3) ... (106) (107) (108) (109) (110) (111) (112) ... (208) (Reply)

Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours / Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... / ASUU Strike Call Off

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 41
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.