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Don’t Click... by walex4live1(op): 10:08pm On Sep 15, 2020
Once in a while remove 2000 from that 5000 naira,
Take a walk to the woman or mallam selling roasted chicken or catfish,
Tell him or her to give you 2 laps or one plate
Tell him or her to package it in a takeaway,
On your way home, buy holandia yoghurt or any good yoghurt,
When you get home,lock your door,off your clothes,
Put "I can't kill myself" by timaya
Please don't sit on the chair,spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.
Then,dilute it with the hollandia yoghurt,
Problem no dey finish for this world,so no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.....
Re: Don’t Click... by Nobody: 10:50pm On Sep 15, 2020
walex4live1:
Once in a while remove 2000 from that 5000 naira,
Take a walk to the woman or mallam selling roasted chicken or catfish,
Tell him or her to give you 2 laps or one plate
Tell him or her to package it in a takeaway,
On your way home, buy holandia yoghurt or any good yoghurt,
When you get home,lock your door,off your clothes,
Put "I can't kill myself" by timaya
Please don't sit on the chair,spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.
Then,dilute it with the hollandia yoghurt,
Problem no dey finish for this world,so no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.....
The validity of your brain is what I love.
Re: Don’t Click... by walex4live1(op): 10:53pm On Sep 15, 2020
Masonkaycares:
The validity of your brain is what I love.
The validity of your sense of humor is what i love.
Re: Don’t Click... by Nobody: 11:26pm On Sep 15, 2020
walex4live1:
Once in a while remove 2000 from that 5000 naira,
Take a walk to the woman or mallam selling roasted chicken or catfish,
Tell him or her to give you 2 laps or one plate
Tell him or her to package it in a takeaway,
On your way home, buy holandia yoghurt or any good yoghurt,
When you get home,lock your door,off your clothes,
Put "I can't kill myself" by timaya
Please don't sit on the chair,spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.
Then,dilute it with the hollandia yoghurt,
Problem no dey finish for this world,so no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.....
op you get sense. I do this usually.
Sometimes after thinking about life too much,I go just sigh, go outside go buy two confirm chicken laps with accessories and sauce. Come buy two confirm cans of malt(favorite drink) come sit down for ground organize the whole thing.
You no need table I swear,that kind package if you no chop am for ground you no fit enjoy am at all.
You fit vomit am self.
I no fit count the number of people I done recommend this treatment give.
Re: Don’t Click... by walex4live1(op): 11:28pm On Sep 15, 2020
Rgade:
op you get sense. I do this usually.
Sometimes after thinking about life too much,I go just sigh, go outside go buy two confirm chicken laps with accessories and sauce. Come buy two confirm cans of malt(favorite drink) come sit down for ground organize the whole thing.
You no need table I swear,that kind package if you no chop am for ground you no fit enjoy am at all.
You fit vomit am self.
I no fit count the number of people I done recommend this treatment give.
U sabi d matter... U are d real MVP
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