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| Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Nobody: 5:25pm On Dec 19, 2020*. Modified: 2:21pm On Apr 04, 2021 |
I once messed myself up when I was in secondary school. It was a new day. As usual, I was running late, so I decided not to poo. I felt the need to do it, but I was claiming jagaban. I took my bath, got dressed, and off to school I went. Fast forward to afternoon. Damn, na so I enter one chance. It got so bad that I braced myself to use our disgusting school restroom which I had vowed never to use in my life. I was ready to break my vow. But when I got there, omo I renewed my vow, come and see the foul stench oozing from the toilet. I jejely went back to class hoping and praying that Oluwa will touch the heart of the shit to pity a poor boy like me. The shit was at the tip of my anus, beckoning on me to let it go. I used my best skills to hold back this shit. Finally, the closing Bell was rung. Sharp sharp I don move. I hala'ed on my 'going home together crew' to do fast or else I'll leave them behind. We got into a shuttle bus and moved, unfortunately, we were caught in a gridlock, and to make matters worse, I was lapping someone. Everyone in the bus were happily chatting as usual, but I was damn quiet, channeling all my energy to holding back this shit. I was sweating profusely. After about 15 to 30 minutes that felt like hours. The hold up cleared up and we moved. I was dropped at the beginning of my street. It was a 5 to 10 minute walk from the beginning of the street to my house since it was a long street. I couldn't walk properly cus any wrong move could lead to disaster I was looking at my house from afar, wishing it could come to me. I walked cautiously, I hadn't even walked half of the street when this shit decided it couldn't take it no more. This shit was at the 'tippest' of the tip of my anus, I couldn't walk no more. I kukuma stop. Damn it was coming out ....... I could feel it. I was just standing in the middle of the road, gradually losing the battle. Finally I lost it...... I pooed on my body DAMN Omo I just lowered my bag and walked briskly to my house jejely. I no send whether you see shit for my trouser or not, for God knows that I tried. 8 hours battling shit, e no easy na. I got home washed up, and continued with life. Share your own funny experiences fams ![]() No fear, you're anonymous. Lalasticlala Mynd44 |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by 4yourfantacy(f): 5:28pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
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| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by SweetBuns(f): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
In my teen years, I went to FGC. I won't specify the state though. Long story short, we went for outing to a federal university of tech. It was on that day thst my tummy decided to unfortunately react to our boarding watery beans. We are in the hall, nobody to ask anything (I wasn't even bold enough to ask. Even the person who was coordinating us was busy with other adults so I was in OYO state lol... That day was one of the worst days of my life. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by iTroll: 5:33pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
SweetBuns:Wow you went to federal girls.. I want to ask u sumtin I heard FGC girls are usually lezbianz Is it true? |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Blackmoran(m): 5:37pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Have different experiences, but what I know is that you start sweating profusely, and the person beside you won't understand the pain you going through |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by PornLegend: 5:38pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
iTroll:Yes o when I was in sec school too, I heard lot of stories about those federal girls student.. They practice lots of lesbianisms especially the boarding ones ![]() |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by endsarrrs(f): 5:38pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Damnn i need a doctor |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by iTroll: 5:41pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
PornLegend:Same here jhere... I heard such stories too Omo, if I be girl, I for go FGC ahswear ![]() |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by S1MP: 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
iTroll:Lol My younger sis went to FGC She told me first hand that if you were fine and curvy especially in the chest region, those who like you will write letter and give them teddy bears as exchange... Its mostly a senior to junior stuff, if a big girl in school like you, you are automatically under her wing if you accept her. They do it silently, senior visiting junior and its hard to even nab them Lol. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Nobody: 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Haaa twice bro, twice.. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Nobody: 5:49pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Mine was a bit similar with yours. Ate a lot of fruit that day especially pineapple, later bought yogurt. In my case, i was lapping my crush, she thought I was having fun, she never knew nigga was in pains. Traffic held me but I was able to make it home, didn't even take off my uniform nor drop my school bag, I just zoomed straight to the toilet like that "Flash guy" In fantastic four. The rest was history, I felt like a new born baby afterwards. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by doggedfighter(f): 5:55pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Sitting down on the toilet seat and releasing that kind of shit is always blissful. It comes with a sweet sensation !! Oh my goodness ! |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by olowo1995(m): 5:59pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Mine was quite different, normally I always forced myself to poo before going out. This day I was already late for work so I just rushed into the toilet have my bath alone. I got to work then my boss just sent me to carry something at ogba in Lagos. Naso I went to ogba when getting there naso this stomach started reciting national anthem. I tried to force myself back home, left ogba and on my way back almost gotten to office. That is when this sheet say na lie... I no get patience again... Sharp sharp I dropped from the bus and run enter bus like thief wey police dey chase. It the people nearby that help me with water. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Nobody: 6:18pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
SweetBuns:I think you should modify your comment Didn't quite get you |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Nobody: 8:11pm On Dec 19, 2020*. Modified: 8:36pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Mine happened during lectures. My mumu course mate noticed my discomfort and proceeded to press my stomach because he wanted the sh.it to come out ![]() I tried to hold it in but I gave up when I felt something hot and watery in my pant. Nobody told me to run out from there and go home. Luckily for me I had enough money to board keke drop straight home. Inside the keke I couldn't sit well cuz I was afraid I'll rub sh.it all over the sit, I was just hanging on the keke till I got home. |
| Re: Share Your Funniest Experience With Being Pressed (shit) by Okoroawusa: 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2020 |
Make I collect mat for here. This thread go make sense. |
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