Jakumo:

Satellite link all da way

Saintsweet:
Colorado na something o, e dey very far from highness, I be think say na hype before till i smoke am, I be don smoke reach AZ and be wan top up my game, so my guy reason me of Loud and hw em take hype am i go buy loud as i smoke am e no come reach wetin i expect naso i start to reason Colorado (KOLO), as e reach 1day na only me dey ma guys travel and house come dey lonely naso i reason make i track Kolo, as I reach my dealer side buy Kolo em tell me say the Kolo strong i no listen as i reach my house i roll up chat my guy say i wan light up, as i light up take the first drag, take 2nd and 3rd drag as i wan take 4th body don start to do me somehow so i say make i lock door first incase, as I lock door troway key under couch, i go sit down 4 chair wetin i dey feel come worst, na that time i know say everytin wey i hear about KOLO na true, naso fear hold me, i take the last sense wey e leave for me, give my guy VN say everything wey we don hear about Kolo na true(omen u need hear my voice and fear wey hold me) as i give am VN finish my mind don start to tell me make i break my phone, I still carry my phone push under couch na after that moment i start my journey o, 4 more than 1hr na only ma head i fit more, mehn i sit down 4 chair mad 4 some hours wey i no believe say i go well again, the only thing wey no commot my mind d whole moment na say this thing wey i smoke strong and na only God fit save me, las las i come get myself after strong thing wey e do me wey i no even explain, normally i be person wey dey like experience things but my experience with KOlO na something wey i no wan see again and i no go ever wish make person see, till i smoke KOLO i no believe say something that strong dey earth, kolo no be highness na madness o, e better make u dey smoke ur AZ, SK, WEED or anything wey you dey smoke but KOLO no near am e no dey like anything wey you know or wey you dey reason e dey way stronger, every drag dey very close to madness o

Jakumo:


I am currently deep in the forest, in the Democratic Republic of Congo, growing weed, and monitoring the news.

franklyneo:


Boss we fit talk business abeg? My WhatsApp +2347061656942. My name is Nino. Please I de expect your msg

Jakumo:


Ha ha na so. E get as e be. Na condition make crayfish bend. Monkey no fine, but him mama love am.

Anyway, when we see say fowl do begin dey get teeth, and snake don begin dey take leg wakka, na him you go see me for market place of ganja.

franklyneo:


Boss abeg I no understand ur proverbs.. But I really need to talk with you abeg. Ur boy na just hustler, u can gimme ur contact mk I call u

Jakumo:


Dat parable mean say if trouble dey sleep jeje, yanga when mistake go wake am, go see say wota don pass garri.

E mean say out of all lizard when lie-down for ground, na only di one when belle dey worry am, go fiti know hinsef.

E mean say as buffalo pick race begin dey run commot for where hunter dey, na to save him own life TOGEDA WITI hunter life.

E mean say pesin when plant corn near main road, nogo fiti dey sleep for night, when time reach wey dat corn come begin dey carry pikin.

franklyneo:


Ds one too much for me ��. Abeg mk we align

Jakumo:


Ok I don send Salau to bring ya own come go meet you for under Oshodi bridge for Lagos. Come with big bag.

I fit call you boss? I Don loose two days like ds. Or just text me for WhatsApp. Anyhow but mk we talk

Jakumo:


Ok I don send Salau to bring ya own come go meet you for under Oshodi bridge for Lagos. Come with big bag.

franklyneo:

I fit call you boss? I Don loose two days like ds. Or just text me for WhatsApp. Anyhow but mk we talk

Jakumo:


Since di time when I mistake go shook one man wife when dem dey call am Silikatu Oloyan Meji for 20 naira hotel, I no fit talk again till tomorrow.

If to say I know, I for no go shook anoda man wife, but how as dat Silikatu Oloyan Meji dey fine eh, na him make me forget myself go shook am.

Now one wicket Alajai don take one kind terrible ekpe-Ijebu curse me, sotay if I open mouth, noting fiti commit again.

No sound at all dey commot for my mouth again. To laugh, I no fit..... To cry, I no fit..... To halla if police dey flog me witi koboko, I no fit.

Na him cause when e be say na only to dey write for Nairaland remain for me now. To ansa phone sef, na wahala, because I no fiti talk at all.

You no see my life ? Wettin dey there be say make man pikin no go shook anoda man wife o. Na me write am, because I no fiti talk am.

franklyneo:


I Don tire, I'm sorry but can't keep asking to talk with u off here. If you want to talk, I'm available. If u don't, fine.. Won't respond to your quotes here again, I'm beginning to look stupid. Thanks

Jakumo:


No forovlen Megida.

franklyneo:


I Don tire, I'm sorry but can't keep asking to talk with u off here. If you want to talk, I'm available. If u don't, fine.. Won't respond to your quotes here again, I'm beginning to look stupid. Thanks

NarcoPolo:


What exactly is going one here, booty banditry or true love?

Moxil:
Am really thanking God that I didn't mad the day I took Colorado....the experience is not funny at all, just one drag, and the guy that gave it to me said I should not try it if today is my first time...I disagreed that I must taste it....as I just drag it once like this, the guy collected it from me immediately....i was even thinking the guy is kind of stingy...before 2mins....the highness started....hmmmm, mehn I was in another world, I vomit to the extent that my throat started paining me....I could not move any part of my body, I was weak to the extent that I can't talk....now am promising myself and God that I won't take that shit Colorado again...

Priscy2030:

Hmm let’s just pray that we don’t fall victim I don’t smoke drink all I was invited for a birthday party and my friend gave me cake but is full of chocolate I said am not eating because I don’t really take things from people to eat so I refused but still ask me to eat it everyone is eating it that they is nothing inside she give small to a girl sitting beside me then I have a change of mind I take it from her then I eat it that very day nothing happen to me oh but the following day she gave me plenty of the cake is not up to 1hr Omo I don’t understand myself again [quote author=Jakumo post=103320044]

Cannabis in its pure form actually helps to prevent vomiting for people already sick, so once again, you ingested a chemical that was added to poison weed, and that chemical was most likely that deadly horse tranquilizer called PCP, which does indeed cause madness in human beings.

If you cannot grow your own cannabis, and you reside in Nigeria, then you must NEVER buy and smoke the weed that is currently available in that country because 90% of it is poisoned with a variety of deadly chemicals.

Jakumo:


Cannabis in its pure form actually helps to prevent vomiting for people already sick, so once again, you ingested a chemical that was added to poison weed, and that chemical was most likely that deadly horse tranquilizer called PCP, which does indeed cause madness in human beings.

If you cannot grow your own cannabis, and you reside in Nigeria, then you must NEVER buy and smoke the weed that is currently available in that country because 90% of it is poisoned with a variety of deadly chemicals.

Saintsweet:
Colorado na something o, e dey very far from highness, I be think say na hype before till i smoke am, I be don smoke reach AZ and be wan top up my game, so my guy reason me of Loud and hw em take hype am i go buy loud as i smoke am e no come reach wetin i expect naso i start to reason Colorado (KOLO), as e reach 1day na only me dey ma guys travel and house come dey lonely naso i reason make i track Kolo, as I reach my dealer side buy Kolo em tell me say the Kolo strong i no listen as i reach my house i roll up chat my guy say i wan light up, as i light up take the first drag, take 2nd and 3rd drag as i wan take 4th body don start to do me somehow so i say make i lock door first incase, as I lock door troway key under couch, i go sit down 4 chair wetin i dey feel come worst, na that time i know say everytin wey i hear about KOLO na true, naso fear hold me, i take the last sense wey e leave for me, give my guy VN say everything wey we don hear about Kolo na true(omen u need hear my voice and fear wey hold me) as i give am VN finish my mind don start to tell me make i break my phone, I still carry my phone push under couch na after that moment i start my journey o, 4 more than 1hr na only ma head i fit more, mehn i sit down 4 chair mad 4 some hours wey i no believe say i go well again, the only thing wey no commot my mind d whole moment na say this thing wey i smoke strong and na only God fit save me, las las i come get myself after strong thing wey e do me wey i no even explain, normally i be person wey dey like experience things but my experience with KOlO na something wey i no wan see again and i no go ever wish make person see, till i smoke KOLO i no believe say something that strong dey earth, kolo no be highness na madness o, e better make u dey smoke ur AZ, SK, WEED or anything wey you dey smoke but KOLO no near am e no dey like anything wey you know or wey you dey reason e dey way stronger, every drag dey very close to madness o

davillian:
I saw someone shouting"I'm the richest man in the world"
He took his cloths off started running and his friends were trying to catch him...
I asked one of them wat was happening and he said "bros na Colorado he smoke o"

What are the government doing about our artist smoking and posting it on social media...
NDLEA should start bursting them and slamming heavy fine on their ass.