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Anchor535:
Yes love, our time difference, but yea I see them all the way.. More coming I pray.. Hope you're great?

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Yes oo. More coming.
Yes I am good and I'm sure you are too dear.
Stay safe

SammyFX:
Smh
The dude na SIMP....14 years marriage him
still de lick is wife ass

Shame on him!...

Nomyth:
Unfortunately, u don't know Ur father, I understand, but he was my bricklayer before he met Ur mom( the real one that died in the psychiatry, not Ur present foster mom)

If u need the full gist of how he raped Ur mom with his fellow labourers leading to her losing her mind and ending up in a psychiatry, you just ask.

I even have the video

damn you're so classless

Blastblade:
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The likes from bulbians better pass the kind of torture meted out to you by your wife all because you have refused to man up and be responsible....

I bet she gives you a hard knock on your head every morning just to kick start your light brain..

In fact, that will even be a blessing, that I have a wife to knock my brain anytime I drift away, that's why she is my better half.

I ask u once again, what do u have? Oh nothing

Not even nonetities find u worthy of any relationship, u are forever condemned to be a miserable lonely lowlifer.

Blastblade:
Shame on him!...

Very shameless old man

Nomyth:
My wife collected my phone when we wanted to have our dinner of pounded yam, e shock u?

Yes, some people don't wait till Xmas to eat pounded yam.

You need to have a heart to heart talk with Ur folks, u guys don't have a life

Omo today wey your wife hustle money prepare una pounded yam, we no go here word again...

Kudos, it's a mighty upgrade from your regular " Strong Akpu and watery soap" ...

Nimota right now..

Them don show the werey pepper today

Nomyth:
My wife collected my phone when we wanted to have our dinner of pounded yam, e shock u?

Yes, some people don't wait till Xmas to eat pounded yam.

You need to have a heart to heart talk with Ur folks, u guys don't have a life

You are a sore, pathetic loser,
You are a dirty filthy rag
You are the prototype for an irresponsible father
You are a miscreant, lazy ass bone
Your kids can't stand you
You are disgusting to your wife
She can't let you touch her

Your wife needs to get so drunk before she can ever allow you to touch her

Dumb fvck,

Your presence alone makes your family dysfunctional
They are better off without your idle, dependent ass

You know this is the truth
Just do the necessary and save face

Blastblade:
I didn't ask you to download your family history to me..

Rape is bad enough, imagine being born out of rape? Nomyth no wonder you behave the way you do. You are a conglomeration of sperm cells born out of vayolence..


No wonder your brain is too light to function and be responsible to your family. You just abandoned the leadership of your home to your wife and concentrated on Nairaland thread licking and fanning elewedu's flat black nyansh...

May our enemies not laugh over our family matters o.. O ga o!..

Ova, stop forcing Ur family story on me, I told u first remember? Are u so dumbed that u HV to copy and paste Ur family story in mine?

The poor woman moaned like an enraged bull as the tattered bricklayer and his gang drilled all the holes in her body and even recorded it for posterity.

I have the video if u want any proof .

JohnnyPalmer:
Go think on these words first

Opponu

At least I HV a brain to think with, what have u?

SammyFX:
Smh
The dude na SIMP....14 years marriage him
still de lick is wife ass

And e dey wash her pants

Or else he will not eat

Nomyth:
At least I HV a brain to think with, what have u?

What brain?

The one filled with Relaxer?

Or the one screaming space for sale?

Oga geddifok

Nomyth:
At least I HV a brain to think with, what have u?

Oga rest!! You have nothing to defend Ur simping ways...go and sleep we know say your wife no look your face this night

Blastblade:
Is that why after 14 years of marriage you have not been able to score goal?

Abi due to irresponsibility U marry a barren woman wey no fit carry pikin for you..

Pele o!...

You are half a man!

Nope, nobody stole my manhood at birth?

Ur foster mom did u bad, not the poor woman's fault to be honest.

She needed to break the curse of barrenness on her head and her witchdoctor demanded for Ur tesicle.

Sad that didn't solve her problem,sad it only added to its.

No children for u in this life or the next. Sorry, that's hard to know but it is what it is.

How can an old man set his family up for drags like this??

Like the disrespect, over forehead wey you no smell...

Better no go sell your wife car give woman, because e no go hard shameless person like you...

If you had any form of regard for your family, you supposed don deactivate this moniker...

SammyFX:
Oga rest!! You have nothing to defend Ur simping ways...go and sleep we know say your wife no look your face this night

She will have to be drunk on Gordons before he can touch her

JohnnyPalmer:
Man Boy,
Quit trying to be a smart ass, you are just an ass

Headless escargot

I already told u, stop giving me the description of Ur dad!

Nomyth:
In fact, that will even be a blessing, that I have a wife to knock my brain anytime I drift away, that's why she is my better half.

I ask u once again, what do u have? Oh nothing

Not even nonetities find u worthy of any relationship, u are forever condemned to be a miserable lonely lowlifer.

I obviously don't have a wife who has to knock my head every morning to get my Brain started. Nomyth you just proved to us that your brain isn't functioning properly and it needs the incessant knocks from your wife to kick it into action. I bet most times you're on this thread spewing trash, the poor woman haf gone out to hustle for the family's daily feed while you idle away here all day.. Possibly why your posts are bereft of sense...

Olodo!...

JohnnyPalmer:
And e dey wash her pants

Or else he will not eat

The ode said I ate pounded yam with my wife such a poor fella who can't stand up to feed his home

Blastblade:
Shame on him!...

That's because I have a wife to simp to.

For the last time who do u have?

Old don't mention Ur foster mom oooo , the btch put u in Ur present condition

Nomyth:
I already told u, stop giving me the description of Ur dad!

You already know you are a bastard

Even your kids are not yours

You don't need DNA to confirm

Your wifey made you watch while she was giving your friend doggy

Opponu

mikelduke:
damn you're so classless

That hit so hard?

I got more

Nomyth:
Tear who to pieces?

My indaboski Kaisha ba?

Millions of una no reach, ask Lucy.

Norm adic kaisha
AKA Aboki wife

It's not too late,
Oya come drop�

Dannyxy:
How can an old man set his family up for drags like this??

Like the disrespect, over forehead wey you no smell...

Better no go sell your wife car give woman, because e no go hard shameless person like you...

If you had any form of regard for your family, you supposed don deactivate this moniker...

His wife is just a fufu seller hustling to keep the family going. Today she was able to provide pounded yam for the family, reason Nomyth no let us hear word again..

JohnnyPalmer:
She will have to be drunk on Gordons before he can touch her

Hahahaha

Olanna I dey watch you...

I have evidence, say na you be nomyth, I will wait let you fall into the trap well... Before I expose you, you go talk say you day leave thread, yet come back dey disguise.....

Blastblade:
His wife is just a fufu seller hustling to keep the family going. Today she was able to provide pounded yam for the family, reason Nomyth no let us hear word again..

Omo eh this one enter o

Blastblade:
Omo today wey your wife hustle money prepare una pounded yam, we no go here word again...

Kudos, it's a mighty upgrade from your regular " Strong Akpu and watery soap" ...

Yes ooo

My wife hustle money every time to make sure her family enjoys the good life everyday.

We don't have to wait till every Xmas to eat pounded yam like u and Ur teamie

JohnnyPalmer:
You already know you are a bastard

Even your kids are not yours

You don't need DNA to confirm

Your wifey made you watch while she was giving your friend doggy

Opponu

Argh!...

Finishing!


Nomyth will not recover from this o..

JohnnyPalmer:
You are a sore, pathetic loser,
You are a dirty filthy rag
You are the prototype for an irresponsible father
You are a miscreant, lazy ass bone
Your kids can't stand you
You are disgusting to your wife
She can't let you touch her

Your wife needs to get so drunk before she can ever allow you to touch her

Dumb fvck,

Your presence alone makes your family dysfunctional
They are better off without your idle, dependent ass

You know this is the truth
Just do the necessary and save face

Haha.

All these nursery rhymes on top wetin?

So I can even make u discover Ur hidden talent in tasteless rap?

Once again, how da fuk u the sperm that won? Why didn't Ur mother swallow the sperm?

JohnnyPalmer:
And e dey wash her pants

Or else he will not eat

So finally I have a job that makes me eat.

But u can wait till Xmas for Ur next decent meal.

ABI u get any girlfriend?

Nomyth:
Yes ooo

My wife hustle money every time to make sure her family enjoys the good life everyday.

We don't have to wait till every Xmas to eat pounded yam like u and Ur teamie

Very good of her. Then you as a 40 year old man, what do you do for your family aside Asslicking elewedu's black nyansh from morning till dawn?

A whole 40 year old man idling away on Nairaland thread, while his mates are busy working and providing for their families?

You have failed as a man! The bible says a man should be the head of his home, but in your case, your wife is..Tueh!

You Simping simp!..