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JohnnyPalmer:
What brain?

The one filled with Relaxer?

Or the one screaming space for sale?

Oga geddifok

The kind u lack.

Did u ask Ur folks what style was used in conceiving u?

I want be surprised if it's the woman on top as that is the only thing that can explain Ur lack of sense

Meanwhile

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The BBN 2020 lockdown power couple

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Nomyth:
Nope, nobody stole my manhood at birth?

Ur foster mom did u bad, not the poor woman's fault to be honest.

She needed to break the curse of barrenness on her head and her witchdoctor demanded for Ur tesicle.

Sad that didn't solve her problem,sad it only added to its.

No children for u in this life or the next. Sorry, that's hard to know but it is what it is.

Your lines are so dry and boring. They don't even make sense..Baba you are trying so hard to sound savage but E no dey enter!...

Better you maintain washing your wife's pant and licking elewedu's black nyansh. I think you thrive in that area....

Nomyth:
So finally I have a job that makes me eat.

But u can wait till Xmas for Ur next decent meal.

ABI u get any girlfriend?

Have your kids eaten today?

Information reaching us is that you dey follow dem drag food

Shameless old fool

Dannyxy:
How can an old man set his family up for drags like this??

Like the disrespect, over forehead wey you no smell...

Better no go sell your wife car give woman, because e no go hard shameless person like you...

If you had any form of regard for your family, you supposed don deactivate this moniker...

No deactivation for u.

I set my family up for drags for saying I'm married? Do I regret? Nah.

But u, u set Ur parents up for dragging by creating a topic celebrating eating pounded yam once every Xmas.

Odenson, u have to bring Ur family's shortcomings and inadequacies to a public forum and you are proud.

By the way, how come nobody in Ur family knows the difference between B.sc and B.ed?

JohnnyPalmer:
She will have to be drunk on Gordons before he can touch her

Na, only Ur mom does that

Nomyth:
The kind u lack.

Did u ask Ur folks what style was used in conceiving u?

I want be surprised if it's the woman on top as that is the only thing that can explain Ur lack of sense

What is this one saying báyìí

Why so dumb?

Can't even make a coherent statement

Tueeh!

JohnnyPalmer:
Have your kids eaten today?

Information reaching us is that you dey follow dem drag food

Shameless old fool

Kwa kwa kwa. E go be the pounded yam wey madam manage provide today!

E no easy to see pounded yam eat today as opposed to the regular Fufu everyday..

As you can observe . He ate that pounded yam morning, afternoon and this evening sef...

Pounded Yam spices we thank you!...

Blastblade:
I obviously don't have a wife who has to knock my head every morning to get my Brain started. Nomyth you just proved to us that your brain isn't functioning properly and it needs the incessant knocks from your wife to kick it into action. I bet most times you're on this thread spewing trash, the poor woman haf gone out to hustle for the family's daily feed while you idle away here all day.. Possibly why your posts are bereft of sense...

Olodo!...

Get sense, my wife is my better half, she can borrow me sense even if I don't have, but you! You are just half, half and nothing else.

Nobody to complete u, not now, not ever.

No thanks to Ur mom.

SammyFX:
The ode said I ate pounded yam with my wife such a poor fella who can't stand up to feed his home

Why should I when my wife can feed me comfortably.

But u lots have to wait till every Xmas to HV a decent meal.

SMH

Nomyth:
Na, only Ur mom does that

Very lame

it's better to let people think you are an idiot and a dumb fella than to open your gutter mouth and prove it

JohnnyPalmer:

I already know I'm are a bastard

Even your kids are not yours

You don't need DNA to confirm

Your wifey made you watch while she was giving your friend doggy

Opponu

Ki ki ki

Someone is losing his mind.

Next time you don't start what u can't finish.

BTW, how did u find out the bolded? Did someone snitch in Ur mom!

SoiSoi13:
Norm adic kaisha
AKA Aboki wife

It's not too late,
Oya come drop�

Thanks dear but not now, I'm with wifey

Blastblade:
His wife is just a fufu seller hustling to keep the family going. Today she was able to provide pounded yam for the family, reason Nomyth no let us hear word again..

Yes oooo

My wife is a fufu seller who can conveniently provide for are family.

She doesn't need to prostitute herself like.. you know who

Nomyth:
No deactivation for u.

I set my family up for drags for saying I'm married? Do I regret? Nah.

But u, u set Ur parents up for dragging by creating a topic celebrating eating pounded yam once every Xmas.

Odenson, u have to bring Ur family's shortcomings and inadequacies to a public forum and you are proud.

By the way, how come nobody in Ur family knows the difference between B.sc and B.ed?

leave this clap back... And focus on the topic...

That you are a cheat, a man without honor who sold his family, his wife and kids for a picture of a woman's forehead on an online forum..

That's all that matter, that you are cheap, and a shameless cheat...

Nomyth:
Get sense, my wife is my better half, she can borrow me sense even if I don't have, but you! You are just half, half and nothing else.

Nobody to complete u, not now, not ever.

No thanks to Ur mom.

I rather be incomplete without a woman than be complete with a woman I cannot provide for.

What then is the essence of being a man when all you do is take, take and take all the poor woman works hard for while you idle away on Nairaland defending elewedu's black nyansh morning and night..

Oga, even bible talk am sey, "Any man that cannot provide for his family is worst than an infidel"..

You are a disgrace to manhood!.. Tueh!...

Kokonbelow:
Olanna I dey watch you...

I have evidence, say na you be nomyth, I will wait let you fall into the trap well... Before I expose you, you go talk say you day leave thread, yet come back dey disguise.....

Ok dear, I'll be waiting.

Nomyth:
Ki ki ki

Someone is losing his mind.

Next time you don't start what u can't finish.

BTW, how did u find out the bolded? Did someone snitch in Ur mom!

At 40, you are still begging your wife for food

At 40 you are still running to your aged father for change

No wonder you are still sleeping on a mat

Frustrated old fool

Nomyth... You go know say I senior for this n.l.. You want to troll abi.. You go see trolling run

BTW, those your clap backs.. Phewwww, I hardly read them... Lol you don't Even know how this works

Nomyth, I will suggest you sit this one out, a friendly advice.

Blastblade:
Very good of her. Then you as a 40 year old man, what do you do for your family aside Asslicking elewedu's black nyansh from morning till dawn?

A whole 40 year old man idling away on Nairaland thread, while his mates are busy working and providing for their families?

You have failed as a man! The bible says a man should be the head of his home, but in your case, your wife is..Tueh!

You Simping simp!..

Ova u still don't get this?

My wife sells fufu to provide for the family, my only job is to be on nairaland pressing iconvicts necks.

That's my full time job .

So u even know the Bible? Orishirishi

Nomyth:
Yes oooo

My wife is a fufu seller who can conveniently provide for are family.

She doesn't need to prostitute herself like.. you know who

I applaud her legit hustle then, but what is your own input in your family?

Abi your own na to carry preeq dey Waka about dey pose as a man whereas the real man of the home is your wife. You don fall mens Dem hand...


If you don't change your wife go dey fvck your landlord to avoid paying rent. That's if she hasn't started already...

Nomyth:
Thanks dear but not now, I'm with wifey

Why lie?

Wifey won't allow you anywhere near her

Your wifey dey knack your friend for room

While you dey sleep on the floor

Olówó lo gba ìyàwó ọlẹ̀

JohnnyPalmer:
Why can't your father afford 5 naira condom just to prevent another bastard?

Your wifey would surely be grateful she never met your sad, pathetic ass..

Condom was 5 kobo when I was born.

The question is, how da fuk u are the sperm that won?

If only the poor woman swallowed the sperm that one time like she usually does,the world will have one less idiot to contend with today

Nomyth:
Ova u still don't get this?

My wife sells fufu to provide for the family, my only job is to be on nairaland pressing iconvicts necks.

That's my full time job .

So u even know the Bible? Orishirishi

Finally you have owned up to our suspicion.

Shame on you old man! You are not valuable to humanity. Your type would have been prevented with a fire condom...Tueh!...

Kokonbelow:
Olanna I dey watch you...

I have evidence, say na you be nomyth, I will wait let you fall into the trap well... Before I expose you, you go talk say you day leave thread, yet come back dey disguise.....

what's your own?
everyone on this thread is purely catching cruise

are you such a sadist?!

JohnnyPalmer:
Have your kids eaten today?

Information reaching us is that you dey follow dem drag food

Shameless old fool

Oh, so u have detectives in my family already?

This family must be so valuable to u oo

Blastblade:
Kwa kwa kwa. E go be the pounded wey madam manage provide today!

E no easy to see pounded yam eat today as opposed to the regular Fufu everyday..

As you can observe . He ate that pounded morning, afternoon and this evening sef...

Pounded Yam spices we thank you!...

I bet, e no easy ooo .

Pounded yam on non-xmas day?

Ask Dannywerey for more

JohnnyPalmer:
At 40, you are still begging your wife for food

At 40 you are still running to your aged father for change

No wonder you are still sleeping on a mat

Frustrated old fool

He's a disgrace to manhood!... Tufiakwa!