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Nomyth:
Condom was 5 kobo when I was born.

The question is, how da fuk u are the sperm that won?

If only the poor woman swallowed the sperm that one time like she usually does,the world will have one less idiot to contend with today

Your punchlines don't make sense

If only blah blah blah

Do you know what if only means?
In plain terms you dey wish or regret, or hoping
Whatever.... It's not a reality, so deal with it

Here's your own reality
Your father a serial rapist, raped your mother
And she conceived you... Another bastard

Nomyth:
Why should I when my wife can feed me comfortably.

But u lots have to wait till every Xmas to HV a decent meal.

SMH

Hahaha
Shameless old man still sucking your wife hard earned when your mate have better things doing.

No wonder you stroll around talking about whorica on NL because of how incompetent you are for your famz...as blastbabe said you are a disgrace to manhood ...SIMP

JohnnyPalmer:
Very lame

it's better to let people think you are an idiot and a dumb fella than to open your gutter mouth and prove it

And who's supposed to do the thinking and proving?..

Those without a brain?

SammyFX:
Hahaha
Shameless old man still sucking your wife hard earned when your mate have better things doing.

No wonder you stroll around talking about whorica on NL because of how incompetent you are for your famz...as blastbabe said you are a disgrace to manhood ...SIMP

He's not even fit to be called a Man

Someone that his wife changes his wet diapers

Nomyth:
I bet, e no easy ooo .

Pounded yam on non-xmas day?

Ask Dannywerey for more

Choi!....

The poor woman must have worked her ass off just to provide that pounded yam for una. No wonder you have been singing it all day...

Wetin pounded yam dey cause no be small thing o...

this one man army this night...

double tuale o!!!

Blastblade:
Choi!....

The poor woman must have worked her ass off just to provide that pounded yam for una. No wonder you have been singing it all day...

Wetin pounded yam dey cause no be small thing o...

Werey dey follow him pikin drag pounded yam

Pounded yam he didn't provide

Shame on you Nimota

Nomyth:
Oh I'm now boring right?

[b]Washing my wives pant gives me pleasure,[/b]shebi u saw Ur fav friend do it with such gusto in BBN.

Wahala for who no get wife to wash her pant

Actually you've always been boring, today's own is worst because you are trying to sound savage but missing the lines...

I think you should keep at washing your wife's pant. That's befitting of Simps!...

Dannyxy:
leave this clap back... And focus on the topic...

That you are a cheat, a man without honor who sold his family, his wife and kids for a picture of a woman's forehead on an online forum..

That's all that matter, that you are cheap, and a shameless cheat...

What is the topic lowlifer? BBN thread.

The ones without honour are the unfortunate ones that can't provide a meal for their family except on Xmas day .

What should matter to u now than my problem is for u in to ensure u don't raise a family like Ur folks who can't provide a decent meal for their fam except on Xmas day and from the look of the things, you're already failing at that.

JohnnyPalmer:
Werey dey follow him pikin drag pounded yam

Pounded yam he didn't provide

Shame on you Nimota

Kwa kwa kwa. Poverty is a disease!...

Imagine how nomyth dey jubilate on top pounded yam wey him eat today. E be am like sey na Christmas rice...

Blastblade:
I rather be incomplete without a woman than be complete with a woman I cannot provide for.

What then is the essence of being a man when all you do is take, take and take all the poor woman works hard for while you idle away on Nairaland defending elewedu's black nyansh morning and night..

Oga, even bible talk am sey, "Any man that cannot provide for his family is worst than an infidel"..

You are a disgrace to manhood!.. Tueh!...

Ova, it's not up to u, u don't have a choice, you're already condemned to die half! No thanks to Ur foster mom.

As for my wife providing for me, God will continue to bless her . I knew I didn't choose wrongly when I chose her

JohnnyPalmer:
He's not even fit to be called a Man

Someone that his wife changes his wet diapers

Werey Omo he get luck say him wife never collect the phone yet again....m sure he will be praying his ass right now

JohnnyPalmer:
At 40, you are still begging your wife for food

At 40 you are still running to your aged father for change

No wonder you are still sleeping on a mat

Frustrated old fool

At least I have lived to be 40, with the way Ur life is going, you can never live to see 35.

No be curse oooo, it's the path you've chosen

Nomyth:
Ova, it's not up to u, u don't have a choice, you're already condemned to die half! No thanks to Ur foster mom.

As for my wife providing for me, God will continue to bless her . I knew I didn't choose wrongly when I chose her

Nomyth she will continue to spoon-feed till you kpeme. Say Amen!....

JohnnyPalmer:
Werey dey follow him pikin drag pounded yam

Pounded yam he didn't provide

Shame on you Nimota

Na wetin poverty de cause no blame the old dum dum who lacks sense to feed his home

Dannyxy:
Nomyth... You go know say I senior for this n.l.. You want to troll abi.. You go see trolling run

BTW, those your clap backs.. Phewwww, I hardly read them... Lol you don't Even know how this works

Oh, like u can even read.

It's u that doesn't know how this works otherwise u would never have attempted to use the same moniker u used in giving Ur family history online to troll.

Amateur

Nomyth:
At least I have lived to be 40, with the way Ur life is going, you can never live to see 35.

No be curse oooo, it's the path you've chosen

Yeah, as a fool!...

Blastblade:
I applaud her legit hustle then, but what is your own input in your family?

Abi your own na to carry preeq dey Waka about dey pose as a man whereas the real man of the home is your wife. You don fall mens Dem hand...


If you don't change your wife go dey fvck your landlord to avoid paying rent. That's if she hasn't started already...

How many times will I say it, my full time job is to press Ur neck on here. I got no other job.

As for fking the landlord, where did u get that idea from?

Never mind, I know where.

SammyFX:
Werey Omo he get luck say him wife never collect the phone yet again....m sure he will be praying his ass right now

Hahahaha!

Nomyth! look , madam dey come oh!...

Nomyth:
How many times will I say it, my full time job is to press Ur neck on here. I got no other job.

As for fking the landlord, where did u get that idea from?

Never mind, I know where.

E shock you sey I know the secret?....

JohnnyPalmer:
Why lie?

Wifey won't allow you anywhere near her

Your wifey dey knack your friend for room

While you dey sleep on the floor

Olówó lo gba ìyàwó ọlẹ̀

Nah, we don't do that here.

That u were born thru that process doesn't make it normal.

Nomyth:
Oh, like u can even read.

It's u that doesn't know how this works otherwise u would never have attempted to use the same moniker u used in giving Ur family history online to troll.

Amateur

just let go...
they have tried so hard

we live to fight another day

Blastblade:
Finally you have owned up to our suspicion.

Shame on you old man! You are not valuable to humanity. Your type would have been prevented with a fire condom...Tueh!...

Unfortunately, no fire condom when I was born .

But a condom couldn't prevent a gang rape

Nomyth:
At least I have lived to be 40, with the way Ur life is going, you can never live to see 35.

No be curse oooo, it's the path you've chosen

You are not God

Whatever you wish me will come back on you and your family
Best believe that

Na so Whorica tell Laycon
The apple doesn't fall far too off the tree

Very Toxic Set of miserable people

Nomyth:
Unfortunately, no fire condom when I was born .

But a condom couldn't prevent a gang rape

Exactly! If there was one then, it could have prevented a Nonentity of a man from coming into this world and leaving off a woman for survival....

JohnnyPalmer:
Your punchlines don't make sense

If only blah blah blah

Do you know what if only means?
In plain terms you dey wish or regret, or hoping
Whatever.... It's not a reality, so deal with it

Here's my own reality
My father a serial rapist, raped my mother
And she conceived me.. Another bastard

Thanks for the unsolicited info and thanks to the snitch that gave the information away

rain21:
this one man army this night...


double tuale o!!!

Thanks dear

The MFs need to know what time it is

JohnnyPalmer:
Werey dey follow him pikin drag pounded yam

Pounded yam he didn't provide

Shame on you Nimota

Do u have any problems with that?
Make Ur papa drag food for Ur hand too na, Ur real father that is.

Blastblade:
Actually you've always been boring, today's own is worst because you are trying to sound savage but missing the lines...

I think you should keep at washing your wife's pant. That's befitting of Simps!...

Thanks for the advice man, I'll continue washing the pants in exchange for a pounded yam on a non Xmas day

Nimota, forget the fact that you are trying to form Indaboski online

We know you are crying heavily behind the keyboard

Get a life bro

Your lines are so weak
It couldn't even scratch the surface