₦airaland Forum

Chukskalidon: what abt u cool the hotness in d kitchen and stay put.

wadup dear

lefulefu: single but with plenty mistresses

you tiqht ooo..

cstan: thanks dear...u can come join ma world...its a free place!

pls am not interested..

mosh2035: [i][/i]

Happily Married to the best Lady on planet earth. God is the Greatest

datz so sweet...hapi 4u

Chukskalidon: Atta Girl. Its already on. U no dey feel am. Am so much feeling it!

rili not filin anytin...[code][quote author=Chukskalidon]

Chukskalidon: says by who. Okay now we shall see.

brinq it on chuks...

Chukskalidon: oya join my name put 4 @priteenan. I wan scatter her brain with my words.

with wich words?.mind yu words cant scatter me..

Chukskalidon: y my name no dey there na. I go spoil tinz 4 una o.

where u been dey wen d auditions dey qo on??.korea i quess

Oahray: No p. Good morning. What of fb? Guess what, I dreamt of *whispers something in her ear*

shud i drop ma i.d here??

Coolval222: they are fine, buh i'm just so single on Nairaland.....lol

oooooooo so u qet qfrnds,buh u stil want nl qf?..bruv u don jonze..i dey tel yu

Rooneyboy: U are dead wrong dear, look a guys that knows his priority and know what he wants from a relationship wouldn't see a bling-bling girl and a well mannered girl and go for former,NEVER.

Except the guy is just out for what we tag "relationship".

dats jes d word..dear

dmcdad: Hard to get? That's why most die with their feelings and sometimes lose some good people. Gurlz think the longer a guy waits, the better. There are some guys that can wait for 2 yearz and eventually drop you as soon as he gets what he wants. There are people who dont have such patience buh have good intentions. Personally, if you think you can keep me at bay, I laff ur face be that. I dnt take such trash cuz I ain't cheap myself.. If you ain't ready within a short period of time, then you Bleep off!!! Its as simple as drinking water. I no buy, I no sell, no dy cuz wahala

quhd 4u..qudmawnin

Oahray: my biz is ur biz too na. Mail...

havinq sum probs replyin bak...m jes qona blank mail 4sumtym jorh..anyway ow ws nyt?.my bad...qudmawnin

Oahray: hard to get and hard to refuse

oahray datz ur biz...

Soyedele1: Since when my first love broke my hrt,I found it difficult to love and miss someone.

ouch pele dear...

Soyedele1: Yea bro..u got it rite bt it is not my fault.

den whose fault??.

Soyedele1: I'm partially single!!! Av someone dt is dating bt I'm nt dating her

eyah pele dear...

Dipwater: Joins oahray and pritheean together as husband and wife .anybody against this union shuld speak now or shut the f/uck up forever and ever

join who n who..?

dmcdad: A gal condemned Op's post since he used pidgin english.. I inquired 2 know her nationality, and she said she is Nigerian. Buh I guess she ain't been 2 Nigeria b4 (thats according 2 her anywayz).. At a point, she stepped on my toes and I solicited with her never to try it anymore.. Anywayz, in the long run, someone pointed out one of her errors which I wanted to do buh didnt in order not to escalate the heat.. This is just a summary of what conspired..

alryt op u're kul??.

dmcdad: I bin wonder y u laff oo... Mehn dat gurl no try

dearie wadt ronq?..

Oahray: yeah, you too

n you 2...wadt poppin?..

Rooneyboy: oh boi u are right on point o.
Call our Naija ladies cannibals if u like, u wouldn't be wrong @ all .

I FEAR THEM , I FEAR THEM WITH A PASSION.

naija qals don do yu stronq tin...no b small

Batam: Did they force you to comment? must you antagonise others' post

seconded...

Oahray: Yeah, you are right. There is a space in my heart I need you to occupy... Wouldnt you help save a soul?

u qot a mail...

Oahray: Shey na babe you talk, not wlfe?
*singing* If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...

sumtin is rili ronq wiv yu...oahray

cstan: single and flirting and happy!

quhd 4u..

dmcdad: I can't live without you... BIG LIE! Before u meet the person why u no die wey e come be say na when u meet her u no come fit do or live without her... (d funny tin there b say d mumu sef go dy hapi say guy tell her say hm na fit live without her).

That line is lame and instead of saying that I'd say; I can do and live without you buh, with you I can do better and be more fulfilled.. The disadvantage here is that, the gurl won't feel the vibe cuz its the reality. They always want to hear the sweet and impossible lines to satisfy their cravings and fail to be rational in judging whatever that emanates from a guy's mouth..

Gurlz ehn... Na wa to una o

quys 2..nawa to una sef..

Oahray: lol. That's the plan. Call it 'playing not-so-interested'. Soon a girl would open a thread asking why guys do that.
*coming out straight* lets talk... In private. I'l mail you.

qot it

Oahray: Hey am new here!
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(cock crows immediately)
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(silence)
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No welcome? I said I'm new here!
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(cock crows again)
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(glaring at crowing cock)
No, not you. I want chicks!

story...newbie ko.,newbie ni