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oh sole I could marry you, I could leave all my fine boyism and marry you right now.


godddsds of eviction!, I have brought you your burnt sacrifice!, a very beautiful sacrifice!, take! eat!

*chants*

samantha evict evict,

Samantha evict evict

Samantha evict evict

ochon:
Nothing much dey happen.. Biggie just called the HMs to the living room.

thank you my oga.

GoodGirl2:
We'll get there. Just exercise some patience.

get where na?, , see this woman oh, you want to play me abi?, I got it, didn't I?



illiova vizura

wo1F:
Lol. Babe if I were you I'd back the fork off.
He's forkadict. If memory serves me right, then he's making a play at your bowl plate, lesbian or not

You just know fork is on a mission when he turns peacemaker for BBA thread wey him na Hitler. Check out this classic quote and make an informed decision;

Anytime wey I see toto dey waste, e dey always give me headache and malaria - Forkadict [2014]

@Fork My guy I'm in a very serious bumper2bumper traffic for 3MB, allow these attacks to flow, na wetin dey keep me sane for here

kikiki, egbon f.addict is planning something, and she can't see it..

ochon take blessing, I give honour to whom honour is due, thanks for the update.


more update, less derailing...

update ohh

tsquaure:
Big brother didnt ask . Trezegah just dey vomit

oh, I see.

tsquaure:
personally i felt bad as trezegah went through the whole incident . those that didnt hear of it had another opportunity of hearing how Tayo wanted to "Murder another housemate" who did not give him d benefit of a response

tayo might just get that strike after all. biggie is asking this question for a reason, he would still ask other housemates, then take a decision.

decantan:
No my dear, I didn't just start sleeping with women because I hated men.... I've had a few boy friends in the past but something about it never felt right to me,you feel so empty and alone like you are not in the right body.....but now am in safe place ,am happy,am in love and that's the best feeling ever.

did you ever teach your man to love you?, I dislike lesbians because it's not fair to guys, you see a pretty girl and she tells you she is a lesbian, what is that girl giving you that a man will not give you, why are you looking for a comfort zone?, you still use gadgets that is affiliated to male genitals, so why deny yourself the real thing because you want to stay in your comfort zone, we have all felt empty one time or the other, but we did not go into homosexuality to find comfort..

Drahmah:
I see Dannyxy viewing. I thought he was banned?

my brother, strange things happen on this thread.

I thought you were a mod?

GoodGirl2:
Dannyxy, na you? And no, it's not Francesca.

na me oh, i have a mission to accomplish, I must get my full kiss.

oh no, the Irish potatoes I ate yesterday must be the reason for my slow thinking, how could I not have known.

AGATHA, give me my kissssss.

safarigirl:
haha...aswearigad. Now that's a dude you can grind on with no regrets.

If I was Butterphly, I's make sure I'm ALWAYS arounf either of Tayo and Idris so I can serve my punishment with pride

I know say you go like am, you will be like an ant on his body (hope you know I am not insulting you)..

I don't need another ban

GoodGirl2:
B'phly's punishment seems like a reward to me!
In her shoes, I'd grab Tayo and grind that pelvis like there no tomorrow!

nooo

Francesca, how are you doing today?

is a pity..

kai, tsesefly don crush tayo, if to say na sheila get this punishment ehn, damm, tayo for don dey sweat... that girl.

kai buti buti nawa oh

chai, oh no

omo big bros e don punish tsetsefly oh, e talk say she move, but her movement e no deserve automatic nominations.

so her punishment be say, anytime big bros play song, she go dey do nyansh dance, oyinbo people call "lap dance".. she go do am for the next futty 8 ours.

big bros dey yarn, e talk say tsetsefly move for the freeze task.

housemates dey waka go living room, wetin big bros wan yarn?

njokusboy:
Sumtyms, they don't even notify know....

The charges you are guilty of are usually stated on your profile

can you imagine?, mod ban me, anti spam bot ban me, for what?, for derailing, then everyone here needs to be banned because we all derail, he also banned me for tribalism, *laughs * me?, tribalism?, when I was the one telling someone to stop being tribalistic.


I no wan talk much


signed: professor labamba, the ogidikpuma, aigmomogbe, ozomena, God pikin, sarki angwan, oluyela of oyela, omo baba olowo 1 of naira land.

sipe na head of house ohhh!

sipe, aka bimpe, na im win head of house oh, according to tory, the thing sweet her for body, e just dey do her muyemuye, ogrigri for body. we hear say after big brother tell her say na she win, she just dey jump and down like pikin wey im papa buy am Christmas cloth, we also hear say she run go upstair, go carry her baba Gode book, e be like say e don tay wey she dey pray for the head of hoh office oh, abeg make una follow sister bimpe shout harreruyah,
now wey baba God don do am, shay you think say she go be good "madam of house?".


signed: professor labamba, the ogidikpuma, God pikin, aigmomogbe, ozomena, sarki angwan, oluyela of oyela, omo baba olowo 1 of nairaland.

OK, since nobody has mentioned it, let me take this to to inform those who are solely here for bba updates.

the theme for their task this week na "movie", you hear am well, na "MOVIE WEEK", bigbrother telephone house mates say their work na to create, direct, and produce their own movie.. kikikiki, we go like see if housemates go fit combine the talent like salt and maggi wey dem put for obgono soup, we wan see if dey fit make film, wey go sweet pass Bollywood, nollywood, and Hollywood put together, we know say biggie no wan hear any opkata yarning, as him broke now, if housemates no do the film well, biggie go chop im wager, clean mouth


signed:professor labamba, the ogidikpuma, aigmomobge, God pikin, ozomena, sarki angwan, oluyela of oyela, omo baba olowo 1 of nairaland.

people are talking about getting there first, lol, people like us don build camp for the front of their office, in fact we dey live for the place now, no time to waste, we like doing things ahead of time..


#dannyxy... I was banned

decantan:
Hahahahahahaha

you.

forkadict:
Abeg when you dey cry, ikunmu (mucus) dey commot from ya nose

Na how you dey cry the cry sef? Shey na hu hu hu hu you dey talk ni abi na wetin

Dey cry on top big brother

Hiaaan!

#Free@Dannyxy

aww, dannyxy is in tears now, thanks for the solidarity my oga, abeg mod, free dannyxy, he is a first time offender

please point of correction, I am not dannyxy, I am professor labamba, you can also call me the "lamba professor", dannyxy has been sent on asylum, when he will be back, I don't know.

call me professor labamba,
the ogidipkuma, aimomogbe, ozomena, God pikin, sarki angwan, oluyela of oyela, omo baba olowo 1 of nairaland.

thanks for your cooperation.
osun abi na ochon, take note

Forwetinnah:
...i cried with Tayo on Saturday too. Haa!! The Albino is sly and dangerous, I tell you

yea, she is one dangerous cutie, I pray biggie gives her the star meter gift just before nomination, trust me, sipe will put her up, women can so jealous themselves eh .

idris was in the military yeah?, this might just be piece of cake for him, and the witch escapes again.

pavrita:
I will like Sipe to win the HOH,so that she will be safe and put samantha.And that will be the end of hotshots for the witch.

anybody that will give me that "burnt offering" should win..

I think tayo or idris will win this, this is a Gus type of task, ladies don't farewell in such task, but let's see.


make we siddon dey look

if tayo wins, I hope he gives me Samantha.

I need to offer her to the gods, she is a burnt offering.