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Abbasufi: Durling? :O
OH TANK GOD U USED MUMMY!

If not??

BREZZY and CONTRA, I see you o......

banttieman: Amen. All is well.
hope the weather is ok there? It's cold here.

Yeah it is. Not too cold, but I know it is still gathering momentum...though no window is open!

banttieman: Ok. Burial things abi? So you're from this state? #ZipsMOUTH#

Must it always be burial tinz? Na wa for u o.
Don't zip ur mouth o. You berra talk. We are not Behind abi?

banttieman: Dump them in the fridge to chill pls. A new mate needs vodka.

Na wa o. Issorai. I'll do as u wish....
Accept ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ condolence as regards your friend's dad. May his Soul rest I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Peace.

banttieman: I'm in ado ekiti. If by chance you are here I'd see you tomorrow at all cost. Tell me where you are.

I'm nt I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Ado-Ekiti. I'm I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ home town, Ikole-Ekiti...

Now I know what Bolt has done. He won another Gold medal I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ 200 meters. These Jamaicans too ® sweeping medals ooo...

banttieman: I envy you bro. Na nonsense bread I dey chop now with cold tea. I miss home.

BANTTIE, I think we are currently I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the same state buh different locations.

banttieman: We did not agree on bottles. We discussed cans

Worrefa...Just come and get them.

ChuksBlaze: No yes I mean maybe ok yes been in bed all day

CHUKS, so you're actually sleep walking for real?

[quote author=Gods-child]I think I saw CHUKS some moments ago...He is supposed to be asleep ooo!...Well, maybe he is sleepwalking sha!![/quote] CHUKS is that true?

[quote author=Gods-child]hehehehehehe....BOLTLY??....Now you want to kill us with laughter...lwkmd![/quote]Yes naa. That word was added τ̅☺ the dictionary d day he broke the record.
τ̅☺ do something "boltly" is τ̅☺ do something "fastly"....

[quote author=Gods-child]V.LG indeed!...You chop bush meat?...your own still Behind small nah...I'm loving it here oo...whenever I go to IB, people say I'm looking fresher!...why not abeg??...hehehheheeheheheehee[/quote]Heheheeee...Its good τ̅☺ go back τ̅☺ ur roots once I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a while jawe....

SBabaJ: Usain Bolt Is Not Human!

Has he broken another record again? Abeg tell us about it BOLTLY....

SBabaJ: I Am Just Making Enquiries. I Am Yet To Decide Where I Want To Serve. Weighing My Options, With My Post-NYSC Plans In Mind.

See ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ dear SBaBaJ making serious strategies. Don't worry ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brother, God will lead you aright.

ik121: Dias ds year 1 gurl i met in skool on monday, tuk her out to a fast food inside skool wit her friend today. Evrythn we chop wz around 3k. I latr invited d gurl 2 my guyz lodge mek we do naa. She actually came bt d idiot cum dey tel me say she dey her period. She left me pending. No wahala ! She get luck say i no be "Absu boyz wey no dey smile". (if bush meat escape today, 2moro na anoda hunting day) girls ehn smh!

Mschewwww.... I should have known!!!
I take back ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ care n sympathy....
Lest I forget, it serves right

[quote author=Gods-child]WOW!!!......You see, I just finished 1Kg of Fufu + correct tete vegetable with crayfish(no meat oo!) this evening...As in!...your life will never be the same again if you try it!!!

Village Life is Good......V.LG![/quote]It couldn't have been as good as the pounded yam+efo riro+bush meat that I finished some minutes ago. 'Twas very very on point! I'm for real o...
Life I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ home town!
I support you, V.LG!!

[quote author=cutey toh bad ]Am new here. Graduated from Unilorin. I wish to serve in Ogun State.[/quote]You're welcome cutey. I'm sure ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ brothers would have welcomed you. Feel free and pop I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ always (not sometimes o, ALWAYS).

Horbasco: Mo gbeeee 'cutey to bad" bad girl in d building. . . .where is d CSO

[quote author=Gods-child]Gbagaun!...Gbagauns!!...#BellRinging#....I dey here ooo boss!....wetin make I do??...make I pursue am??......lmao....@CUTEY, please feel among...we've been expecting you![/quote]Hehehe....Abeg u pple shld nt kill me with laughter o....

ik121: Good evnin folks... Not so much in a good mood. Y'all shud tek kia !

IK darling...What's d matter? Talk τ̅☺ mummy...What's wrong?

CY09: GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AndHerHeadBeginsToSwell....

[quote author=Gods-child]3 Gbosa for madam Firstlady...GBOSA!..GBOSA!!...GBOSA!!![/quote]Thank you ooooo.

banttieman: Sorry bro, no more cognac. First lady no gree release money to restock our bar. Lets pend your induction.

BANTTIE, did you inform me before now? Come and get your remaining bottles of harp o.

ogbeche77: Ha baba!!! Pastis ke? That drink fit wake dead man... I do cognac, willing to offer me... Abeg any protocol for here? Seems what am seeing is just the life style of prospective corpers

Protocol ke? Not on this thread. We only advise against use of vulgar and foul language here. We try τ̅☺ disregard "attention seeking" people and our motto is "One Love."
Its that simple!

SBabaJ: ...The Most Advisable Place To Serve In Ogun State?

I'm based I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Ogun State and I really do not know the most advisable place I can pick out for service. Seriously....Even I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the state capital. Let's wait till we have a fuller house.
But, what's your priority? Is it the location, fun, pay, experience?

ogbeche77: Hello house, I greet all ooooo....your home boy just mobilized for batch C.... Intended to ditch NYSC before, but had a change of heart, make una induct me oooo
Abeg who dey do the induction ?

I think I've seen your name a number of times, maybe on other threads sha. You're highly welcome τ̅☺ this our beautiful family. Thank God you changed your mind about service. Just try τ̅☺ hope for the best and also believe that you're going τ̅☺ enjoy it. Feel free τ̅☺ always contribute I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the house. You can join BANTTIEMAN I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his room. Buh beware of hot drinks while you're there!

bukipat: Hi evrybody,am buki nd am happy to ave found a place I can interact nd ask questions abt Nysc batch C,kudos to d brains behind this.......

BUKI, you're very much welcome τ̅☺ this wonderful family of love. We are happy τ̅☺ have you with us. Please feel free τ̅☺ contribute τ̅☺ the thread. We'll like τ̅☺ know the school and dept you finished from and where you'll like τ̅☺ serve.

mj: Wsup guys, miss u all. I'm always busy in the programming section dts y u can't rily find me here. From what I can c, ur all on point.

MJ, please try τ̅☺ find time τ̅☺ be with us too naa. Don't abandon us totally for programming section.

SBabaJ: I Have Been Wondering., Will Corpers Be Posted To Private Universities?

That will only be possible if the Private Universities request for Corpers. If they don't, Corpers will not be posted there.

princessmia: @PSOTO hello! I got d gist dat ur d house queen. Hope ur feeling good? Ya jiki? Sannu.

PRINCESSMIA, I'm good. Hope you're fine too?
As for the "queen" thingy, that was because we didn't have ladies I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the house then and we all migrated from batch B thread. It was just myself and sexy Ify then that were females. I'm sure we might have or elect another First Lady...*winks*...

Qyqhelormorh: Yeepa! Madam first lady!

Babe, hw far?

You guys, dat RED stuff z real o...My ba3 was showing 'red' 2mins later ma phone died!!!