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NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:47am On Aug 25, 2012
banttieman: Psoto will be @ a wedding today again.
Elaaa!!! No wedding today. I'm not even I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the mood for any outing sef. tongue
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:35am On Aug 25, 2012
banttieman: Environmental Sanitation tins. Wake up y'all. Will you be snoring like this in camp? #SMACKING# PSOTO, IK, GODS CHILD wake up
O yels!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:28am On Aug 25, 2012
banttieman: Here is my riddle. Get it right, I owe you 200naira worth of airtime.

BANTTIE RIDDLE
A father and son were driving in a car and were involved in an accident. The father died instantly and the son was rushed to the hospital for treatment. In the theatre, the Surgeon said, " I CAN'T OPERATE ON THIS BOY, HE IS MY SON "

How could this be? Explain the surgery scenario, you have just A chance.

Note: If you can't reason well, just don't try. You might damage your I.C grin
The Surgeon was the mother nooni.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:24am On Aug 25, 2012
Ridwan123: Oh my God!!! i have missed over 50 pages... Don't just know where to start... House help!
If I could miss about six pages I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ less than twelve hours, bro u have ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ right τ̅☺ complain grin Just take it I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ good faith.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:19am On Aug 25, 2012
banttieman: Yes, that's the spirit. Huh do you mean Methylated Spirit? As soon as the faculty approves the result prior senate's approval, I'm leaving this hell hole. Malnutrition is killing me, my skin is blue black now.
My eyes are seeing hell here, in Psoto's state, they eat BAT, DOG, FROG, PIG, MONKEY. I will leave before they start eating cricket, earthworm, lizard and things like me. grin
BANTTIE, what's that supposed τ̅☺ mean? No lemme change gear for you o. House, no mind ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ o.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:14am On Aug 25, 2012
Jesus is Lord!!! Where ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ I supposed τ̅☺ start from? Page 108? Are U̶̲̥̅̊ guys kidding me? Just between ystd night n this morninghuh Surely, Jesus is coming soon!!!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:24pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...well...he has his reasons sha...[/quote] Yep... I believe so.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:18pm On Aug 24, 2012
Where are all house mates on this cool Friday night?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:16pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...Me sef wonder ooo!...I see him peeping sometimes...[/quote] I saw him yesterday, but he wasn't saying anything...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:14pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...Of course I'll leave some for them...[/quote] Good! I know U̶̲̥̅̊'re not the greedy type.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:13pm On Aug 24, 2012
CY09: I pray so!
Don't worry bro, all will be well.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:07pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...All work and no play makes CY a rich man...How does that sound??...[/quote]
CY09: grin...That sounds great!
CY! Abeg nor kee yourself o. All work and no rest and leisure makes CY unhealthy. Biko, learn τ̅☺ rest o. Body nor be machine. Machine sef fit crash if e nor rest.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:03pm On Aug 24, 2012
AND WHERE IS SBABAJhuh
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:01pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...Oh yels!...shey you can see I've been behaving myself lately...Don't worry, they should be in the Politics section...We're safe here![/quote] Even if they're here, that's their cup of sandy garri, like I care...durh...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 10:00pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]#GBAM#....We all love you too...But really, I think I'm interested in the last emoticon...I catch am!!![/quote] cheesy its all good. Hope you didn't grab everything sha? Leave some for the remaining house mates o.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:58pm On Aug 24, 2012
princessmia: yep! Wia is d 1st Lady
The first P, how far naa? I'm here now. Was busy earlier on.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:54pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]The House has not seen Firstlady PSOTO today...Hope no problem sha...[/quote] She's very fine, absolutely no problem!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:51pm On Aug 24, 2012
banttieman: Yes bro. I'm so happy. We should get the good news by next weekend. Good to go
That's the spirit BANTTIE! We await the good news... When are you going back home?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:49pm On Aug 24, 2012
Horbasco: Gud afternun house,BANTTIEMAN sent his greetings to the whole house, GOD is in control and we r still hoping for a better result. . .
It is well bro. You guys should keep hoping for the best.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:46pm On Aug 24, 2012
House, we've spent 21 days and about 43 minutes I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this house so far. This SPECIAL shout out goes τ̅☺ EVERYONE who has endeavoured τ̅☺ keep this thread alive. Even with busy schedules, most of U̶̲̥̅̊ still find time out τ̅☺ visit this house. I pray God Blesses All of Us and grant our heart desires, especially those pertaining τ̅☺ our service year.
For those of us awaiting Good news, believe me, your testimony time is already here. Let's all keep our hopes alive.
You All have been wonderful and from the crown of ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Head τ̅☺ the sole of ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ feet, I say Thank You, God Bless and I Love You kiss
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:39pm On Aug 24, 2012
ChuksBlaze: Thanks man but I have to get some letter from school and this ppl are really taking their time in put out the grades but I know I will be in nija soon God dey
CHUKS, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ child, please come home quickly. I still have τ̅☺ hand you over τ̅☺ your father before you go for service.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:36pm On Aug 24, 2012
CY09: Am I on the 100th page?
Na so we see ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ o.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:33pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]#Crying&Crying#...Huuuuu!....So this is it...You accept me just like that...Or Am I still dreaming??...#RubsEyes#...Maybe I should log-out & log-in again...

......................#LogsOut#
......................#LogsIn#

...WOW!!...Now I understand what Yorubas say that; If we beat a(GODS) CHILD with the right hand, we draw him closer with the left hand... PDP, you ladies are the BEST!!...I think I've learnt my lessons(hard way though)...Thank you very much, Ha! I will never forget these...#ThumbsUp#

...Erm, una never talk anything, shebi no more banishment for me again??...Please, even if it is just for me to sit at the back...Please![/quote] cheesy PDP?? That's cool, though we aint "thugs" like the real PDP grin (Hope we don't have PDP followers here)? Don't worry about the banishment, everything remains the same, just keep behaving yasef. We loff U̶̲̥̅̊ n it was nice having those arguments you know. tongue
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:27pm On Aug 24, 2012
ChuksBlaze: 1 day gone 12 pages to read thanks u all for the work sad angry pls I saw in some pages back that reg for foriegn student has started but the time table is not out pls is it true?
grin that's enough punishment for U̶̲̥̅̊ tongue Miss a whole month and U̶̲̥̅̊ miss more than hundred pages!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:20pm On Aug 24, 2012
Brezzybone: GOOD MORNING ALL, BUT ITS LYK NYSC DEY JOKE WITH US O. Though i still recommend we should be patient and ensure we settle any problem we have with our schools cos thats the only place any mistake that will affect the party will come from. Olorun ma jé
hehehehe...BREEZZY, na because our blood D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hot, that's why its looking like NYSC is joking with us. Don't worry, by this time next month, it will be the other way round, na we go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ carry them joke on top time-table grin
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:15pm On Aug 24, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...So lets take Roll Call...;


DAHRACH...........absent
PSOTO.............absent
IK....................absent
PRODAM............absent
KIKELOMO..........absent
WOLEBS.............absent
MHOZZIS...........Absent
SBABAJ...............Absent
SEXY:IFY..........Absent!
FEMOINT...........Absent!!

...Hmmmm, SEXY:IFY!...FEMOINT is always busy moving around most of the time...& I see Firstlady on the list for the first time...[/quote] Oya edit this list kiakia!!!
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 8:47pm On Aug 24, 2012
Wonderful house mates how are today? Sorry I'm just coming in since morning. I've been very busy and ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ phone was dead till around noon. Hope you all had a nice day?
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
Dahrach: awwww God's child...u shuld knw it isnt easy to argue wit a lady..but as u've presented ursef as a gentleman by giving up d game..i agree wit princessmia's judgement and i pass it on to psoto 4 final judgement..lol..
I'm I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ total alliance with u two...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2012
princessmia: awwwwwwww...
So sweet I could cry...
1st lady & Miss D, I say we give him loadsa hugs n kisses n call a truce. Whatdyu think?
I'm I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ full support PRINCESS.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:32pm On Aug 23, 2012
[quote author=Gods-child]...So, at this juncture...To celebrate our second 100th page...I GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO hereby give up the game of GENDER EQUALITY/INEQUALITY....The Ladies win!...I think I've exhausted all the vocabularies I know of, cliched...But they kept coming & coming with more...PSOTO & PRINCESS, I give you a STANDING OVATION!!

...I apologize if I have unintentionally said anything demeaning to anybody in our impromptu contest...You are our Sisters, Mothers, Wives and everything...We can't do without you...If not for your presence here, the boredom won't be quantifiable...

...As usual, I await my punishment...If need be...Our argument lasted approximately 2 hours, I'm ready to banish myself from this House for 20 pages...

...But my apology remains incomplete if I fail to include this;.....I LOVE YOU!



Yours NYSCingly,

GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO

23/8/12[/quote] I just have τ̅☺ respond τ̅☺ this before ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ phone goes off. GC, you are a very wonderful brother you know. I don't even know what τ̅☺ say, now he's gonna make me cry. A standing ovation τ̅☺ u too. You alone represented the guys wonderfully well. You rock bro, we love U̶̲̥̅̊ too...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:26pm On Aug 23, 2012
Battery Low cry cry see you guys tomorrow. Love you all...
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC Batch C 2012 Family (house 2)- A Better House by psoto(op): 9:03pm On Aug 23, 2012
Dahrach: princessmia has said it all..lets d guyz step back while we guide dem..9ice 1...behind every successful man there is alwaxs a woman nd behind every successful woman is herself.. grin
grin Now you're talking!

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